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Keely, you kind of scare me. Rich and I might have to share the beer. You two ought to come to Miami in March for the Ultra Music Festival......There is a big group from Dallas going... --

Rich = 0 Skaggs = 2 --

Lisa Marie = 0 Mike = 1 http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&requested=akropilot&iid=7588876373&frm=284&redirect=0&ShowASQAlways=1&SSPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI -

Hey...I have an idea....Someone is asking legitimate questions about the item......(look at my response) If you have an eBay ID....Ask me some crazy outlandish question. I will see if I can top the question with an even more outlandish answer. Its a contest. The winner (if Female) gets a date with me and if the winner is male, you get a 6 pack of brew. http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&requested=akropilot&iid=7588876373&frm=284&redirect=0&ShowASQAlways=1&SSPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI

http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/display_video.php?vid=http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/101/sp101_kitty2.mov&vid_name=No%20Kitty! --

My first ever eBay item for sale....Pretty sad. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7588876373 --

My hobby guy said to learn in your garage. I got the training booms too. Mark off a 10' square and shut it down if you get out of that square. Always nose away hover and if it turns toward you, shut it down. Nose toward you hover is a whole nother thing. --

http://www.airliners.net/discussions/general_aviation/read.main/2577187/ Being discussed in depth on airliners.net if they had 1,000' vertical, they are in compliance. Interestingly, a DHL 757 and a Russian TU-154 had a mid-air over Germany in 2002. http://www.aeronautics.ru/news/news002/news053.htm It was controller error, had the crew followed their TCAS resolution advisories (RA) and ignored the controller, this would have been averted. --

They are obviously close in every respect except vertical separation. The similar aspects of both aircraft lend to that theory. Vertical separation is hard to tell, especially with telephoto lenses. They could be within 2,000' vertically and now as close as 1,000' due to RVSM that was implimented Jan 20. RVSM reduces the vertical separation between flight level (FL) 290–410 from 2000 ft to 1000 ft and makes six additional FL’s available for operation. http://www.faa.gov/ats/ato/rvsm1.htm The lower a/c is a DHL Airbus A300B4-203 freighter and the higher a/c is a Japan Air Lines Boeing 777-346ER. The 777 is a bit bigger but 2,000' to 1,000' of vertical separation is close no matter what your perspective. The fact that Airbus flies the A300 with that livery in Europe, this is probably not in the US. RVSM in Europe went into effect in 2002. -- --

http://www.mikeskaggs.com/Kauai2004/Kauai2004.html I had a blast....You HAVE to do the helicopter tour. Also do the Zodiac tour.....Where are you staying?

I have a Blade CP from EFlite. $209 electric chopper, fully aerobatic, can hover inverted. I wrecked it HARD yesterday and it did $5.99 worth of damage. I have never flown an R/C chopper before, and I taught mysel in about 10 battery charges. This is, by far, the best $200 I have spent outside of Tijuana. The hobby shop cant keep them in stock. http://www.horizonhobby.com/ProdInfo/Files/E-flite_Blade_CP_Mini_Heli_Enhanced_320x240_bb.wmv -

Someone ripped off my buddies private fuel tank so the only way to get enough gas in the Pitts was to drain it out of the Cub and pour it in with a small tank. The Pitts top wing blocks the fuel tank opening so you need a plastic hose to make it work. I had the gas tank on my shoulder trying to use both hands to get the hose right. The open vent poured leaded avgas right into my ear. filled it up. It did not hurt fot the first 10 seconds. Then, it quickly became the worst pain I have ever felt. My freinds were in the Waco Taperwing warming it up and saw me withering on the ground. I cussesd them as they were alughing and demanded they drive me to the emergency room. Luckily, here in Plano there was one 1 mile away. I thought I was going to die before I got there. They were great and put these drops in my ear that deadedned it almost immediately. I have some pain pills tonight (the only reward for being an idiot) and Im wondering how the long term effects of having leaded gas in your ear will be. I have had avgas all over, and in my mouth, but....in the ear......holy shit........I have never ebbn that miserable.. --

The longest duration commercial flight is Singapore Airlines Newark, NJ to Singapore EWR-SIN. More thatn 18.5 hours in the air. It is a 2 class config A340-500 http://edition.cnn.com/2004/BUSINESS/06/28/singapore.airline/

I can guarantee you dont need a pilot chute. I love to throw rolls out of the Piper Cub window and see how many times I can cut the streamer with the wing on the way down. A noraml roll unrolls pretty fast....Where do I get one of these 'super rolls'?

We should start a poll....How many people are scared that they agree with everything peacefuljeffrey says about this???? How many cops are DEAD, kids with no Moms or Dads, because the cop hesitated for a moment and wondered 'is that real?' or 'is he really going to hurt me?' Probably way more than people who got shot holding a toy gun that looks like the real thing. Whou would you rather live anyway? Someone who spends his life protecting us or some crackpot kid that would probably continue same behaviors for the rest of his life? If this little dead assholes parents sue, I hope they are shot dead in cold blood for principle. They can all be in looney heaven together. --

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10823343/ Fuck that....I am pissed my city, (Denton TX) which has basically outlawed standing dunk on the corner with a fictional cardboard sign bemoaning your self-made lot in life, is not the MEANEST CITY. Fuck these dragworms. I had one ask me for money the other 80 degree Jan day with Help Wanted signs providing shade relief for his ass. I said "I dont give to beggars"...He said "Fuck off and die".....I said "Hmmmmm......My PPO deductible is $10 and I went to the doctor AND the dentist last week, and I paid for it all myself"......"How was the free clinic that I paid taxes for and the toothache you have in your tooth, cocksucker?" I then said an arrow prayer that I hoped he died, within earshot of his grimy self. --

I am a flaming lesbian. There, I said it. Fly High Lesbian Sea Gull --

What really pisses me off is that I was born black from the waist down and I am the slowest, no-rhytm mo-fo ever born. Life isn't fair. --

Stereotypes exist for a reason, and you are not 'racist' if you stereotype people. Teenage Male drivers car insurance is sky high. For all of them. Because insurance companies stereotype. Is it fair for the exceptions that dont hot rod? Certainly not, but that is the way it is and it is universally accepted. --

This is complete horseshit.....This coach said something completely true and something that should be taken as a compliment as opposed to a racial slur. Why is it wrong to point out different traits of sexes or races??? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9820853/ --

I can forgive the cops for beating the shit out of some drunk asshole that is resisting arrest. That should be a law, you resist, you get the shit kicked out of you, every time. I cannot forgive the asshole cops that looted. --

UPDATE: She has a HOT PINK (not pink) cast and she is the most popular girl in school right now with everybody signing the cast. Her mother is even making jokes about "are you gonna hurt my other kid?" I am totally over it and I am glad I was there to pick her up. I hugged her a little tighter though. --

I get at least 2 calls a day from fucking creditors looking for some other Michael Skaggs that has debts out the ass. I made the mistake of making my number listed.....But still....there are a shitload of Michael Skaggs'.........why pick me and my number??????? I tell all the creditors that Michael Skaggs is fucking goats in Afganistan. How do I get these fuckers to leave me alone? --

Steve, I can't wait to meet your grandparents again........... Go fuck yourself Sanderson! On my 5th beer. --

I abuse my liver because a fly hit my windshield