Duckwater
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Bolas, Something looks terribly wrong with your Avtar, please, tell me it is not what I think...... I see a lack of drag. Perhaps, horribly too little drag. --
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I can actually sleep in the shower standing up with my head propped against the wall. (usually hung over regretting that last cosmopolitan) --
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Tony Dominico and I came up with this one in Vegas: Go up to a bar where a bunch of hot chicks are, butt in to the bar and start looking on the bar and politely ask "Have you seen any Jet keys laying around?" Go look elsewhere too, then go sit down. The golddiggers will come to you like white on rice. "You have a jet?" --
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I have a great idea on how to pick up hot young chicks. Got to a restaraunt that has lots of pretty young waitresses. (Chili's, Mimis, ect.) Somehow find out if there is some dickhead manager that everybody hates. (I find that Chili's hads lots of dickhead managers). Get hired as a waiter. Work there a few days until you become friends and have all the phone numbers of all the pretty ones. Take them all out after work a few times and, since you already have a well paying job, pick up the tab all the time. Then, have a confrontation with the manager, moon him as you loudly tell him to kiss your fat ass and tell him what an asshat everybody thinks he is. Throw down your crap and dramatically quit/get fired. You will become a martyr with all these hotties and they will want to sleep with you. Everyone knows that martyr sex is the best kind. I stay up at night thinking of shit like this. --
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I am going to visit Perris next week and I am worried how people will react to My Thread too. I hope I can pen this blog after my visit: Today I decided to drive up to Perris to hang out and mingle. I was a bit nervous about my reputation after everything I had said online. I was impressed to find out that my desire for a blow job was very will received by the community. I didn’t get one ounce of negative feedback from anyone. A few people even approached me and offered a blow job due to such an eloquent thread. It seems that this thread has not affected my standing in the skydiving community at all, except for the fact that I have received a blow job from 20 fellow .commers! I’m quite relieved and look forward to getting blow jobs from all of you all soon! --
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I have been everywhere just about and Kona is my favorite place on earth. I lived there one summer. The locals are the best and I like the non-touristy atmosphere (at least no where near as bad as HNL) You will LOVE it. --
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FS 2004 - Even the Bellagio fountain goes off. The Vegas scenery is amazing.... Here are some screenshots. ii
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I DID forget about that. I had it many versions ago....Downloading 8.10 now. Heres a screenshot with realistic AI traffic SETAC airport this evening. --
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I would have been reading a hustler. http://www.compfused.com/directlink/495/ --
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FS 2004 is great. You can download real AI traffic with correct Airline/Aircraft Type and flight #. So, if you are at DFW, AA Flight 1420 to Little Rock, MD 80 is taking off right on time. www.projectai.com Going to Chicago at rush hour is a pain in the ass. The default a/c suck. There are some amazing models out there for free with unbelieveable animation and detail including reflective textures. The seats in the first class cabin recline in to beds! www.meljet.com Download any kind of a/c you want www.avsim.com The real world weather feature is awesome. I flew for real from DFW to ONT a while back. It was clear to Palm Springs then there was a solid deck at about 5,000' from the mountains west. I got home, turned on flight sim, took off from Palm Springs and the simulation was right on with the cloud deck at the exact altitude. The flight models are good except the Extra 300 flies NOTHING like a real Extra 300. --
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Tommy Boy - all time favorite - Caddy Shack - Classic Favorite Best Comedy Scene Ever - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - Steve Martin as Ruprect the Monkey Boy "Not Mother?" --
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I am, from the waist down. Jesse is my hero as well as my avitar. --
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Thinking about taking a break from skydiving.
Duckwater replied to UntamedDOG's topic in The Bonfire
You forgot one more bullet point: -My pussy hurts -- -
Fly to Buenos Aires, at night. You are over the Amazon for hours and you do not see a light ANYWHERE. Hell, even the continental US is pretty damn sparse when flying over it. --
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The problem with having a movie star as governor
Duckwater replied to billvon's topic in Speakers Corner
Paul Quade for GOV! I swear I will vote for the Quadeinator. -- -
Yes...but...he looks like a Bulldog......She is HOT!......They both drive for Rahal/Letterman........I say GO Danica! --
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I believe she is truly the real deal. Unlike Sarah Fisher, who was put into a ride too early, Dancia has paid her dues. If she wins, it will elevate the IRL popularity by a factor of 100%. And, she is HOT! Did you see her legs on Letterman? (Her Boss) --
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It has nothing to do with fat, It has to do with divorced chicks with kids (AKA Born Again Cock Suckers). They meet a guy with a good job that likes their kids, a blow job, and a good one, is imminent. Really. --
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YOU MY HERO! You should have followed her home, then, every now and then, took a shit yourself on her porch, left some flowers and a card that says "Im memory of Fido". --
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People who jump regularly: Have you been diagnosed with ADD or ADHD?
Duckwater replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
I have ADD. I was first diagnosed back in ..... Has anyone seen the new Star Wars movie, I hear it is pretty good. It made like You should never land your canopy in a turn. I love Dave Matthews Band. -- -
Im not for shooting dogs either but when I step in dog shit on MY property and I don't own a dog, I get really pissed. I say, get the shit on a shovel and actually throw it on the owner. All over him. I got it on my foot, he should get worse. I LOVE your kids though. Kids don't shit in my yard and kids think Im really funny. --
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My parents are the worst. Why do people with dogs think everyone wants to be licked by a tongue that licks asshole all day, jumped on, 'amused' by the dog 'speaking' barking on command??? My parents dog shit in my sisters back yard, my sister told them to clean it up. My parents got bent saying "Thats what dogs do"....My sister said "thats why we dont have a dog, heres a baggie". If you own a dog, do the rest of us a favor. Keep it's shit out of our yards and assume that we do NOT like anything about your dog. Leave it up to us to decide to get near your dog or not, not vice versa. --