Lindercles

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  1. I had to introduce my parents to cable for exactly that reason. Finally about 6 months ago they converted. I mean, I love my family, but dialup is assinine.
  2. When I ran this picture I got John Cleese Ron Jeremy Betty White
  3. If they put on cowboy hats and rode up a mountain together, would they make out?
  4. ...how do i get to be the world's biggest human buttplug? And if I do, do I need to wear protection against the butt bleach?" And Arnie, knowing much of the ways of the human buttplug, and feeling generous with Chrismas cheer said, "...
  5. ...Governor Schwarzenegger, whom he knew to be friendly to his interspecial preferences. That way, when santa finally showed up with his reindeer and all their bright red, um, noses there would be a giant party with all sorts of...
  6. the worst is when you're inadvertently (and sometimes even unknowingly) carrying around a much more general hatred. You don't hate anyone in particular, but everywhere you go, everything you see, you just sort of hate it all. It's a very sour feeling, and there's no satisfaction in it at all. I think most people have gone through this at some point in their lives, hopefully not for too long. But it happens, and it's normal.
  7. Yes, google is awesome. Everyone knows about Google maps, Googe earth, Google video, etc. And I just got this in the Google Newsletter: "POWER TIP Translate and convert currency using Google SMS By sending a text message to 46645 in the US, or 64664 in the UK (GOOGL or 6GOOG, respectively), you can translate a word or simple phrase into French, German, Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish - to or from English. Just enter 'translate' or 't' followed by a word or expression, and the languages to and from which you want it translated (e.g., 't gas station from english to german'). To convert from one currency to another, simply enter the conversion you'd like completed (e.g., '3.5 USD in GBP'). http://www.google.com/sms/howtouse.html#more" How awesome is that?
  8. not bad, but it doesn't compare to full on chode-in-the-mirror pics
  9. It could have been worse. You could be Texas governor Rick Perry
  10. Lindercles

    Red Wings

    But, 6. Red Wings blood smears on your legs after having sex with a menstruating woman, most people think it is when you eat her out but it is not.
  11. OOOOOO, a balloon would be nice. It's too bad too, that hat never did get passed in my direction. I had some extra money I was planning to put in it, but I spent it on a breakfast taco instead. maybe next time
  12. A country singer in a cowboy hat??? That's just crazy, she must be nuts.
  13. Did she say what kind of hat it was???
  14. That's not the Pope, that's Carl Rove!
  15. Hi, my name is Michael.....and I have LLS. But please understand that I'm not an asshat. I have a disease. My mother had LLS, as did my grandfather. Living with LLS is hellish. I have little or no control over my left hand while driving, and suffer constant persecution from others, not to mention having to go to meetings three times a week. But we as a society can beat this! I've started a foundation called Beating the Affliction of LLS, or BALLS for short. Donations appreciated, PM me for details.
  16. I wonder if Michael Jackson bleaches his butt too.
  17. It's pretty seriously sad that that's even an issue, but yeah, you probably should.
  18. As an appreciator of the butt in all....er...most of its forms, I have to say, a tidy backside is much appreciated. However, the "bleaching" you speak of, while interesting, seems a bit unnecessary. Darker skin is darker skin, as long as it's clean.
  19. According to the FAA, transporting illegal substances in an airborne vehicle is just plane wrong.
  20. Hey, i'm glad she's giving it an effort. Better than sitting around feeling sorry for your fat ass. Good for you! You go girl! Even still, I didn't need to see it. Where's the puke icon?