Lindercles

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  1. Ditto. I've been registered since 2003 and have around 600 posts, almost all of which have come in the last 2 months. Why? i'm not really sure, but entirely coincidentally I got a new government job about two months ago.
  2. It also depends on whether the dog is burying his bone in the front yard or the back yard.
  3. I believe this may be what Walt is referring to.
  4. Don't worry about it, just imagine the worst thing you've ever seen in your life, go blind for a couple of minutes, and throw up a little in your mouth. That should pretty much cover it.
  5. I just happened to be flipping through the channels the other day and momentarily paused on the Country Music Channel only to find a video called Honky Tonk Badonkadonk If THAT doesn't keep you (and those around you) entertained in the airport, then god help you!
  6. Well, I haven't gotten my form in the mail yet. I'd ask the postman but, well, you've read the manual.
  7. that's the dumbest question i've ever heard. OF COURSE i did!
  8. Walt, you are a sick, sick man. Thats why I like you so much.
  9. I'll take that as the biggest e-compliment i've ever gotten.
  10. Hind sight's 20/20, bro! And generally I'm not one for new year's resolutions, but this year i'm making one. I want to be at Eloy next year. In one of those odd father/son advice moments today my dad said "start saving now. if you put away 50 bucks or so a month you should be able to make it." So, if not before, i'll see you there!
  11. thank you, merry christmas, and i did. in that order.
  12. well, driving for 5 hours for no reason can tend to tire one out.
  13. I'm ALWAYS awake at this hour. This is the hour of my most prolific post-whoring. But in particular, i'm awake because i'm still at my parents' house, everyone is asleep, and there's still a glass left in the wine bottle. More appropriately, what are YOU doing awake at this hour????
  14. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Seriously, give it 2000 years and I'll bet festivus will be widely celebrated everywhere. Only there'll be video of it's history. and as we all know, if it's not on video..
  15. well, by my own admission, i am a stupid fucker.
  16. just jokin' with ya, bro! no offense intended, just lots of christmas wine.
  17. congrats. I'll be an uncle again on Feb. 1. is this your first time?
  18. of course i believe everything i hear from fox "news." I especially like how fox tv shows are somehow deemed newsworthy by their news department. on a totally unrelated note, i'm starting a pool on how many posts it will take to get this thread moved to SC. PM me for details.
  19. the last the the bonfire needs is a public airing of grievances. then again, a few bannings may thin the herd a bit.
  20. I don't know how many gin and tonics it takes, but i've had four glasses of wine, three beers, and a martini. and it's only 6 o'clock i love my family
  21. yeah, i can see it now. i'm eleven years old, I wake up on christmas morning with the wide eyes of an innocent child. I can't wait to see what santa has brought me. I rush into the living room to find my big brother having sex with my christmas presents, and some sort of sticky liquid all over my candy. Sounds like the perfect christmas gift to me.