Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles
    Is that what it sounds like? Because that sounds really good. Care to elaborate?
  2. Lindercles
    Zappa cracks me up. Sort of like a Mike Patton before there was a Mike Patton. Zappa was the first person that made me realize that not everyone at the time was a hippie, or even tolerated hippies. Gotta love that.
  3. Lindercles
    He told us he was going to change that picture soon. Until he does, my solution is alcoholism.
  4. Lindercles
    I think i saw that guy on "The Best of Backyard Wrestling." He was the guy jerking off in the corner.
  5. Lindercles
    yeah, just tax free cars!
  6. Lindercles
    I remember there being a big stink around this time a year or two ago. Shaquille O'Neil went out and bought a couple of truckloads of toys for needy kids and took cameras along with him. A lot of people bitched that it was just a form of shameless self promotion, that it was a grab for attention. Maybe it was, but the point is he did it. He has more than he could ever need and he gave some back. Yeah, wrestling sucks, but they definitely get credit for doing something right.
  7. Lindercles
    You're my favorite poster of the day in the same way that Mike Patton is my favorite public defecater. You're just so damned prolific when it comes to leaving piles of shit everywhere you go.
  8. Lindercles
    Check post #23 and then tell me that my post will change anything
  9. Lindercles
    Am I the only one who didn't see any nudity on teenplanet.org? I think I got gypped!
  10. Lindercles
    "hello, 911? I think I have a torn diaphragm" "what's the problem sir?" "i've been laughing for 12 hours straight. it's really starting to hurt."
  11. Lindercles

    Boner

    Lindercles replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire

    For the record, we're talking about Mike Seaver's best friend, right?
  12. Lindercles
    I have a similar shirt, except it's got the same saying on it, but no picture, and isn't nearly as cool. i feel so gipped!
  13. Lindercles
    I call bullshit! There's no way in HELL the guy in that pick is almost 51! Seriously, nice job.
  14. Lindercles
    The obvious problem here is that people are interpreting "look up" to mean "tilt their head back so that their eyes are cast in an upward direction." But that activity is not so much "looking up" as it is "tilting head back." In order to truly "look up" one must be able to cast their eyes in an upward direction, while keeping their head stationary. An act that everyone knows dogs are utterly incapable of.
  15. Lindercles
    As long as the dishes are clean, I'll turn her on whenever she wants. edit: dammit, you beat me to it!
  16. Lindercles
    I think the fear in regifting is that the person who gave you the gift in the first place will come over to your house and say "so, how's that astronaut pen working out for you?" and you have to say "um, uh, it's in the shop." but really, outside of an episode of Seinfeld, when has this EVER happened? Just regift, nobody cares.
  17. Lindercles
    In that case, get him a butt plug.
  18. Lindercles
    the presents, or the people?
  19. Lindercles
    When you give someone cash you're basically saying "here, go do something." Takes no thought at all. At least when you give a gift card you're (theoretically) saying "I have some vague idea of the things you like, and so I'm giving you something from this store you like in X amount." Takes very little thought, but more than none. So yes, gift cards are minutely more thoughtful than cash.
  20. Lindercles
    Gift giving, for all it's good intentions, often ends up being more awkward than productive. For my $.02, I don't really give a crap about money. I'll get you what I think is an interesting and thoughful gift, and so long as you do the same for me, I'm happy. Money is secondary. But what does give me pause in a situation like this is the whole couple thing. Do you buy a couple one gift for the couple, or one for each person? If you're part of a couple, do you give two gifts to each person, since their are two of you? The mind reels.
  21. Lindercles
    pie. pie. pie. pie. pie. pie. pie.
  22. Lindercles
    Everyone in Texas calls people ma'am and sir. It's how we were raised. I've heard stories that it's considered rude up north, but that's just crazy.
  23. Lindercles
    Jealous? Are you SERIOUS? Who in their right mind would want to have all the money and women they want, and be one of the most famous people ever?!? That's just SICK!
  24. Lindercles
    those cowboys really suck!
  25. Lindercles
    So, what exactly does it take to get a fellatio number??