Lindercles
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For males who vote "catching" are we assuming from a female or from another male?
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go ahead, blame it on me, i don't mind. of course you know you're just rationalizing, but i've never been opposed to being some one's excuse.
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well, since it's apparently just you and me tonight, i'll admit that i spent way longer on the singing horses than i really should have. i even toyed with the idea of recording one of my "mixes" and posting it here. don't worry, i thought better of it.
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the song is called bad habit. i picked it because i bought the album at the mall, and then (like an idiot) put it on in the car with my mom on the way home. as soon as he said "you stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker" my mom just kind of looked at me funny. she stopped the album but she didn't take it away.
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well, it's not green day, it's the offspring, but it's from the album that came out at the same time, so i figured it would be appropriate. those are the first two albums i ever purchased.
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oh, you were? my bad
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ok broke, i could start a new thread, but that would be superfluous. so here we go.. when i go driving i stay in my lane but getting cut off it makes me insane
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either that or big floppy ears and the ability to carry heavy loads great distances
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biting, whitty sarcasm, eloquently stated in such a way as to not be entirely offensive.
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you can just picture these guys sitting around the studio with the whole album already recorded and an hour left that's already been paid for. after they light up a j they say "so, what do we do now?"
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pssh. not bloodly likely! but you very gracious to wait.
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ok, i'm tired of waiting. the suspense is killing me... when i'm all by myself all by myself all by myself all by myself
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You and me had Such wonderful times
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i went to your house but no one was there
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I was all by myself... All by myself... All by myself...
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i was thinking of you
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Because we were tricked! It never really was about boobies! When a man thinks about boobies, inevitably his next thought in some way involves his 'weiner.' Take away the boobies, and what's left to talk about??
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I never even got to the point of 'squirting'! I lathered up and started at it and just a few seconds in it starting stinging like hell! It stung so bad i couldn't even think about continuing. I tried to wash it off, but it was too late, it had gotten in. And it continued to sting for an hour or so after that. It's what i would assume an unlubed catheter might feel like. Not to mention the embarassment of a young teenager. Did I cause damage? Should I tell my dad? Am I ever going to be normal again??
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BA-ZING!
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Well, my last name is Linder, which is what most of my friends call me (except at the DZ, oddly enough). And I have a classics degree, so in my own little fantasy world I'm a Greek demigod named Lindercles.
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When I was a teenager and experimenting with new things to jerk off with I learned the hard way not to use my sisters shave gel in the shower. Possibly one of the most scarring "sexual" experiences of my young life.
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if it's that heavy, will it fit through the scanner? All the scanners i've seen have a hole the size of the under seat storage for you to put your carry on through. I've had to squash my stuff to fit through it before, and i've often wondered if my rig would fit.
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I played golf on Christmas Day in San Antonio.....IN SHORTS!!!! It was fabulous.
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Yeah horse, we've all seen your trident. I just didn't know you were into impaling guys with it.
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I've never actually owned a laptop, but I need a huge hard drive because I store lots of material. What's the upper range for hard drives in laptops?