JUDYJ

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  1. Sister..you get over it! I can't even read all the crap you spew without wanting to yank a hand full of your hair out and shake you!! You are full of it! And don't play innocent with me. I saw your little show on GMA.. YOU AND ONLY YOU blame eveyone but yourself for what happened. YOU are the fool. Even your BF is yelling.. ""pump the brakes!!!" For Crying OUT Loud,... you caused your own problem.. not the rig or the DZO..BUT YOU.. and I believe you signed a waiver that you you know this sport is dangerous..and you decided to take the risk... without the education you needed. Actually, if I was broke.. I would probably be tempted to cry as you are.. However it's the smear of the sport I resent. I had to call my mother immediately and reassure her that this wasn't anything but "operator error." YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF>.. not once but twice.. under that perfectly good reserve you whined about. Listen sister.. you want to take on the world and let them know how misreable your world is?? Go ahead but don't think that I will sit idle and let your smear the name of this sport while you do. Just enjoy the follow up story GMA is working on.. maybe then the black mark you tried to put on skydiving will be covered some. IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  2. You know, I did think of that once! Didn't seem to be such a good idea. I think the cowboy was a bit scared or something~~ IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  3. Certainly might change a few attitudes. Might keep a few women safe and at home instead of trying new things..... like what?? oh I know! saving horses and riding cowboys?? IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  4. My kids go with me to the dropzones I jump at. We learned the really hard way that some DZO's aren't friendly or kind to children. The rule is... if they repeat the words or behaviors seen at any DZ...at ANY time.. they won't get to hang with me. PERIOD. This has worked perfectly for the 2 years I have been jumping. Now for here,,, my daughter is here (17) sometimes.. and it has helped communication alot between us when we do talk about some of the things chatted about here. It helps me know where her head is at.. and what she knows or doesn't. So this is a parenting issue.. and sounds as if your Mother and you have it under control. Just like at the DZ..where you learned that some people are just stupid...well they are here too. Enjoy hanging with us~~ IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  5. Mine would be.. getting in a little over my head with a few really awesome PM's. Just have to learn that not everyone means exactly what they write... silly me! IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  6. Wish I was right were you are~~ Of course, I will be in Eloy on the 25th.. packing now! Can't wait!! IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  7. Actually, I didn't write that.. I copied and pasted it from the urban dictionary Hope that clicky is right... Anyway, don't take it personal. I wasn't slamming you~~ 26th is just around the corner!! P.S. you can tell me anything, I don't shock easily~~ IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  8. ok for my clarification what kinf od shrubbery are you referring to?? . SHRUBBERY A form of plant. Not too big or expensive."You must bring us... A shrubbery!" 2. SHRUBBERY A British reference for a prostitute.We will return here with a shrubbery. One that looks nice, and not too expensive. 3. shrubbery A kind of sex game used by pirates in the seventeen hundreds, which involves more than four males and at least one female.I don't care about the damn booty! Now, let's go play shrubbery! 4. shrubbery Marijuana. Use it when you don't want "The Man" to know what you're talking about."Dude, can you get me any shrubbery? I'm out." 5. SHRUBBERY A tart berry (little lee-way please) who's tasters can't quite figure if it's good or not. Despite problems with an outside lack of intelligence, the shrubbery's approval ratings seem to stay above those of Johnberry.I ate a Shrubbery and couldn't feel my tounge afterwards. 6. shrubbery a plant, like a fucking bush.yes, we all know they say it in montey python; quest for the holy grail. you are not as witty as you think. 7. shrubbery hairy pussy; That nasty bitch had some hella shrubbery so do tell~~~~ IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  9. No, but I would be happy to lend him to you...for a nominal charge Say a pack job after you jump with him? I think that's a good trade. Now ladies if ya want to get close...ya gotta know how to get there! Greg prefers European hookers with petite canopies...meaning ya gotta be flying a sub-100. Thats the secret of the day. But if you really want to know the scoop...talk to me and I'll be happy to share what else I know....aren't I a good team mate?? Bwahhhhhhhhhh Surely a sub-200 would work as well???? Maybe there's something else Greg might like.. Let's see Deuce likes girls who hump his leg in public in a crowd... Tell us some more~~ IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  10. Now that I have gotten the pleasure of seeing Greg and Omar's pics.. I can post here... 10+ IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  11. Not sure about romance novels but he and Omar both pose for big time clothing ad campaigns mostly in other countries Greg is going to hate me for this I don't know GReg.. but how can A man hate you when women are drooling... mmmmmm, all new reasons to love ELOY!! If you guys can get your knickers in a twist over boobies then it's fair... very fair indeed.. that skydiving has Greg and Omar for those with the boobies!!! IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  12. Eloy... has so many wonderful things... It's going to be the best Holiday so far~ All the wonderfully talented people who will be there.. and I get to play for 9 days.. Holy coW! IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  13. JUDYJ

    For My Deuce

    so a man who understands the need for control --- control of the finest nature... I can't wait~~~
  14. Doesn't Greg also pose for those romance novel covers??? IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  15. DITTO!! Best of jumping..and let us know what you do learn~~
  16. JUDYJ

    For My Deuce

    mmmm this I can do~~~ IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  17. JUDYJ

    For My Deuce

    OK, so let me see if I understand this whole thing. I have pictures of The FAMOUS DEuce (so that I will know who to meet at Eloy) .. and now I hear such stories of said man. of lines forming to get close and all.... so in order to move up the line.. of women waiting for HUGS .. I need to be more resourceful and completely gifted with my homage to said Deuce.............. have I got it?? IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  18. Fine line between pleasure and pain. Learning to control walking this line.. isn't somehthing you learn first time out. Each time he goes closer to where you don't like..give it just a second or two before you move him around. You learn alot by making yourself control this feeling. IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  19. I am a level one trauma nurse... I also broke my tailbone and pelvis on jump#10.. I have lived on both levels. YOU can't possible make things right by spewing all this here. There are actions and recourses whenever someone or some agency is less than professional. There is a level of accountablility all health care professionals must answer to. IF one door closes...keep knocking till the right one opens. IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  20. Wow! And they think I am obsessed~~ See you there in 13 days
  21. Add me to the list~ Wouldn't miss it for the world! judy IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  22. MMMM, I think you guys have a ways to go here~~ IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  23. please,,, ,, how would I know what you like?? wish you were all about fun right now!! OOps~~ who said that??? IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  24. Ok,, be gentle,, I am very new to your side of the universe but I like it so far but doesn't anyone ever ask how the suits and your rig are worn? seems like it's more than smoke, magic and mirrors IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!
  25. JUDYJ

    illustrations

    I just am getting into wing suits and all. I bought a suit ... have to get all the teachings to go with.. BUT your pics make me want to go NOW and fly... might need to make some girlie modifications at some point... My fav is "F" Congrats on getting thru AFF... before long you will be there with your license!!