Kris

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  1. Heh. I have a Mirage G3 UNISYN in an M4 size. For a reserve, it is supposed to hold a PD-160R or DM-181. I have a Tempo 210 in my reserve tray along with a Cypres. That Tempo packs significantly bigger than a PD-160R (It's closer in size to a PD-176R) and it fits in there just fine and all my flaps are flat. I wouldn't try to go more than one size higher but the tradeoff I have for having a bigger reserve is that two riggers were unable to pack it (The one I use now can pack it very easy so it seems to be more of a finesse issue) and the reserve area is very stiff so I lose a little flexibility in the container. Check with Bill at Mirage. He's a nice guy and he'll make sure you have the right info. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  2. You raise a very good point, Lisa. After my last malfunction, which was a high-speed spinner, I could easily see how easy it could be to pass out from the force of the spin if I didn't either correct it or get rid of it. Which also made me wonder about people who think that they should wait to get stable before opening their reserve if they have that type of mal. If they tried fighting the spinner for a while before chopping, they may not know which way is up or down until their inner ear stabilizes, which could take too much precious time. Just doing more than three intentional fast spins on my Stiletto is enough to make me woozy for a couple of seconds. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  3. SkymonkeyOne Babbled: ***Fuck it, I can't keep the secret any longer. I will be arriving in PHX at 8:10 pm on the 25th along with Mouth and F1Freak. I stay in Eloy until the 3rd of January.*** Oh hell yeah! The Nig Noggery will be in FULL EFFFECT! Bring a Classic or GTi wingsuit in size huge with you. Dove twittered: ***Alright - you all are getting the dove's feathers all ruffled. I'm thinking maybe I'll come out. Anyone have any ideas of where to stay for CHEAP?*** Must...use...powers...for good! Not Evil! I'll be in the corner licking my own eyebrows now... Geez. This is going to be one for the record books. DZ.com is going to absolutely invade & take over Eloy. Those poor souls will never know what hit them. But we'll know it was us... the Geeks With Rigs Coalition! We need to put together some serious hybrid action on this adventure. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  4. Here's a better picture of one in flight which shows the tail & nose better. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  5. Wrong, the Stiletto has a tapered leading edge. Here is a pic of mine when I had it hung up to install it. As for the person who asked about the openings, spinners are possible on any canopy but are really easy to have on even a moderately loaded elliptical. My experience with my Stiletto has been fabulous. I use a pretty trashy Psycho pack on it and I rarely get more than a few degrees off-heading, but the openings are butter-soft. I just make sure that I am level to the horizon when I deploy. The few times I have had line-twists, it just sat there flat & level and waited patiently for me to catch up. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. Kris

    Cave Base Pics

    It's the Cave of the Swallows in Mexico. Pretty neat. I saw a segment about some people making base jumps into it. It's bell-shaped and opens up into a very large area at the bottom. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  7. Umm, Jess...? That's not exactly your "come hither for love" look is it? Seems more like a "Midol is for wusses" kinda thing you have going on. Err, nice knife. Kris "Running the fuck for cover"
  8. Kris

    Weekend Numbers

    I'm not taking any chances. I'm packing my Stiletto in my own CRW style. I just barely cloverleaf the slider with no pocket in it, all nose cells presented, and I don't roll the tail. Brisk (but smooth) 300-footer every time, even from terminal. If she does start to go over that I just give her a nudge with the rear risers but I doubt I'll touch them unless I have a good horizon reference. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  9. Women appreciate Dr. Seuss, don't be fooled. There is subtle meaning behind The Cat In The Hat. When I read aloud from that book to women the humidity level in the room definitely rises. Well, it's either that or the fact that I get nervous when I read in public and have this nervous habit of licking my own eyebrows. I went chemical (Adipex). Lost 45# and put 20 of it right back on. Unless you change the underlying habits it's only a temporary solution. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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    Weekend Numbers

    That's it, jinx me, Tex... Actually, I've been no more than 10-feet from the target on my last 20 jumps so I'm really happy with my accuracy right now. Of course, on the actual night-jump I am now going to land one county over since I was just dumb enough to state that... Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. Kris

    Body Postions

    You'll probably get better results posting this in the RW forum. You might also do a search as I think it has been discussed before, but my understanding of it is this: Boxman: More stable, not as quick on point moves as the mantis due to inherent stability. Mantis: Nowhere near as stable as the boxman but much faster point movement possible due to that instability. With the boxman, you're flying with your arms in the same position that you learned as a freefall student. With the mantis, you have your hands in under your breast bone with your elbows out. If you get the chance to watch some serious RW video (Airspeed, Knights) you will see the Mantis in all its glory. It's actually pretty fascinating to watch. If I'm wrong, someone please correct the poor explanation from a freeflailer. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  12. I learned that flying with a 9" wide, 12' long streamer in a sit-fly creates a lot of drag, enough so that I know that with trying to keep stability on a simple streamer dive I have no business thinking about getting a freefly tube yet. Dammit, I hate being my own voice of reason. Oh well, looks like I'll have to make a bunch more jumps perfecting that stability before moving on. Darn. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  13. Kris

    Weekend Numbers

    Sorry to hear about the GF, Pablo. But knowing you, you'll have no probs finding another nice girl. Or a not so nice girl depending on your mood. Keep your head up. As for me: 1:3:0 The 1 is for "The CRW load that God forgot". Let's just say that I was first out, I was under a fully inflated canopy three seconds after I left the step and I got to spend most of the dive in the freezing cold chasing those who weren't quite as fast on the pitch. It was still fun, almost had a dock on one of them but we hit breakoff. The other two were sweet sit-flys and one was with hand-held streamers on all of us. It would have been even better if we had remembered video. Next weekend...NIGHT JUMPS! WooHoo! Can't wait. The landing area at my DZ is so well lit at night it's amazing, so hopefully we can all keep it safe. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  14. B^2, you know I'm here for you. Come over here and lay your head on Kris's shoulder. That's it... Don't be shy... I'll protect you from that sudsy guy. When you find out, let me know. I've got about 70# that needs to get the hell gone from my bod. I punched out over 180 in a stand today. I would love to start playing two hours of racquetball a night again but I can't find anyone to play with. Hell, I just need to get my big bootie to the bicycle shop and get the parts I need to really tune my mountain bike and start riding it more often. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  15. Baby, you're perfect the way you are. Ditch the plastic, stay a natural hottie... Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  16. Oh yeah! As an Okie, I was glued to the screen for that one. Poor Texas, that's three years in a row that we've had to lay a smack-down on them. Kris "Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner..."
  17. You know, Nathan...you may be right. The resemblence is quite striking. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. Are you assuming that I would have such a pic of the lovely Lewmonst? Not me. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  19. Mmmmm! Did someone say Anna? Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  20. Much love, Lisa! I know you and the other women are going to make us proud! Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  21. "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal." I love that one. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  22. Umm, dude... You may just want to listen to what the man has to say. Keep in mind the fact that Paul knows a hell of a lot more about photography (in the air or on the ground) than you probably ever will. At your experience level, it really isn't wise to be giving camera advice. Especially since a lot of DZ's won't even let their jumpers touch a camera until they have over 200 jumps. Also, what you said was a personal attack and is not tolerated on this forum. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  23. Kris

    Harry Potter

    Dave, you've found my guilty pleasure. The Harry Potter series is really great. The 4th book is the best in my opinion, especially the ending (which I will NOT give away, but it's truly worthy). You can see the trailers for the next movie at http://www.apple.com/trailers/ under the Warner Brothers section. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  24. Damn! I can't miss all this lovin'! Count me in! Sunshine, I'll bring the Twirly Cookies! Betsy, I'll bring me! Bytch, I've got the first round! AggieDave & Pablito, We're gonna tear some shit up! I'll bring bail money! WhooHoo! Kriszilla Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  25. Kris

    LEVIN!!!!

    Sorry, Brittany. I've experienced your humor firsthand. You're not getting out of this one with your flimsy "Levin" excuse! Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™