PalmettoTiger

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  1. No, if I was trying to get a discount I would have PM'ed her and not posted it until she PM'ed back that she was ready. Blues, squares, PTiger
  2. Yuo = teh winnar! Congratulations to Remi, who will probably never see the promised 6-pack since he's on the other side of the ocean. But if we do get together, you just name your brand! Blues, squares, PTiger PS as for the hottub picture... you can't tell from my profile pic? Just kidding, I'm the one in the center of the picture, 2nd from the back, with a short buzz cut. Ahhh, high school parties, those were the days...
  3. OK folks, a 6-pack of your choice, to be delivered when/if I come near your DZ (or you come to mine), to the first person to correctly identify the website in this picture. I know at least one person here who should recognize it right away, so start guessing! Blues, squares, PTiger
  4. Check out the attachment. Coolest tattoo EVER! Blues, squares, PTiger
  5. "Rather, the spoon effect will be added later by an SGI workstation." Blues, squares, PTiger
  6. Clay said: Hopefully not, since I can't drink.
  7. Translation: Wanted: STALLION. Must be housebroken and willing to skydive. Blues, squares, PTiger
  8. /PTiger waves hands, shoots off a few signal flares OVER HERE!!! I'm almost as young and innocent as Omri, and I'm a lot closer! Plus, I'm going on the 1st Annual "Forget Your Worries, Forget Your Credit-Card Balance, and Forget To Take Your Stuff With You When You Leave" East Coast DZ Tour - Coming soon to a DZ near you!* *if you are near Delmarva or Cross Keys Blues, squares, PTiger
  9. Pack your bags, we're going on a Guilt Trip!!!! Blues, squares, PTiger
  10. [joking]Well shoot, send her my way then!![/joking] I was aware of your preference for men, but I assumed hottie was a gender-neutral expression. My bad! Blues, squares, PTiger
  11. Try it anytime, but if you're drunk: 1. Get video so you have something to watch when it's raining, and 2. you're more likely to score with the hottie you've picked to help you. Blues, squares, PTiger
  12. Try dual (aka cooperative) packjobs - use only your right hand, and partner with someone else using only their left hand. Note: DO NOT JUMP the resulting shitball!!! Blues, squares, PTiger EDIT: might want to practice cooperative shoelace-tying first, just to iron out communication issues. Also, it's best to do this with the hot babe you're hitting on, as it gives you a good excuse to be very close to her.
  13. PalmettoTiger

    boobies

    Why pay for this? Just sit near the pilot and wait for her to request extra alt!! Blues, squares, PTiger
  14. It's slow because you're on the other side of the world from the DZ.com servers. Not only does the data have to travel farther, but it probably has to make more hops (huge speed killer compared to distance). But like you said, at least you have access!! Blues, squares, PTiger
  15. WOW that's awesome Wingnut!! I would shed blood - not necessarily my own either - for a chance to ride in a modern fighter. You should eat some bananas before you go for the ride, too, just in case the pilot tries to make you hurl. Blues, squares, PTiger
  16. Dick's is easily my favorite restaurant. I dragged my parents and sisters into the one in Chicago Sunday night; I'd been to the one in San Antonio last summer and loved it. What really impressed me was that the waiters and waitresses were able to be entertainingly rude without resorting to personal insults or profanity. After the first time I ate there, I thought that working at Dick's would be easy - now I realize that the staff have to be good actors as well as good servers!! Blues, squares, PTiger
  17. OK, here we go as promised. Korndog right after the shave he gets at the beginning of every summer - he thinks there's people food on the butcher block and he wants some!! Korndog after he realized he's been spotted. "See? I'm behaving... promise!!" Callie making sure I only surf approved sites. And does anyone else get a Doctor Claw vibe here? "I'll get you Gadget! If it's the last thing I ever do!!!" (6-pack of your choice* to the first person to correctly identify the website in the picture) A rare moment indeed - both pets within a 5 foot radius of each other, and behaving!! * - to be delivered when/if I visit your DZ. If you're feeling stumped, there's at least one person here who should instantly recognize that site... Blues, squares, PTiger
  18. PalmettoTiger

    boobies

    DAMN that's a nice ass!!! Am I getting too excited or is there supposedly a picture of Sis with her whips floating around the old boards...? Blues, squares, PTiger
  19. Pets are Kids Lite™. You have to feed them, bathe them, housebreak them, care for them physically and emotionally, pay their medical bills, and make sure they're properly socialized so they don't try and hump the neighbors when they come over. Just about the only difference is that you can't claim them as a deduction on your taxes!! Blues, squares, PTiger
  20. Yeah, what's the line from Fight Club? "No no no, I want a .... clean soup." "In that case I'd avoid the bisque, sir." Blues, squares, PTiger
  21. I'll buy you beer too CobaltDan, but not because you get so much flak. I'm glad to see a manufacturer taking time to participate on these boards by offering his advice, expertise, and humbling stories. THAT'S what the beer will be for. Blues, squares, PTiger
  22. Yeah, that much attitude is too much attitude. Somebody find a big bag and a few cinderblocks, and we can give Clay his water training!! Blues, squares, PTiger
  23. PalmettoTiger

    boobies

    Interesting choice of underwear Omri! Geeesh... purple. Yikes!! Blues, squares, PTiger
  24. Yeah, I've seen the BASE list before. Pretty funny stuff!
  25. Hey Slappie, not to be the copyright police or anything, but if you're going to pull stuff from the No Cheap Beer Foundation at least provide a link so others can join too!! Deacon Dan NCB #393 Blues, squares, PTiger