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  1. PalmettoTiger
    Awwright! Blues, squares, PTiger
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    If anyone asks you "do the drapes match the carpet?" just smack 'em on general principle. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Good buttshots!! I like the butt in the pink shorts. Where can I find it? Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Double post -sorry
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    You've ever used a hook knife to release a stubborn bra strap. You've ever told your jumping buddies "Pray for me - I'm flying commercial" before a vacation. When sitting in an exit row, you hold your copy of Parachutist or Skydiving so that the flight attendants can clearly see what you're reading. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Yeah, my DZ here in SC is mostly Mirage and PD. Geography has little to do with it, I would think. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Schweet!! BTW the link to your profile picture is broken. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    I hope you're not referring to me. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    I think a certain lady, who shall not be named except to say *reeflyPlaymat*, pointed us to a picture on fruce.com. I'm too lazy to find it myself, but if you're truly curious go get it there. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Apocalypse Now Redux? Blues, squares, PTiger
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    American by birth, Southern by the grace of God... and bringing symbols of my homeland to the wilds of New Jersey. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    That's funny as hell!! Try Again sounds like something you see on the bottlecap instant winner games that Coke or Pepsi is always pushing. /PTiger wanders off, trying to figure out how to fit "You are not an instant winner" on a cutaway pillow Blues, squares, PTiger
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    When you're logged in and using the forums, click on the Control Panel link. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    I'm back from a nearly fun (translated: non-skydiving) vacation and planning my return to NJ for school this fall. I'll have a car, a tent, (hopefully) a freshly minted A-license, and a week to go from SC to NJ. Specifically, the week from August 31st to September 7th. Any suggestions? X-Keys has the Labor Day Boogie Sep 1-3, but it kinda seems a waste to do the whole trip on the first weekend. East Coasters - this is the chance to meet a real live member of the Korn family, and have him take out your formations with a single effortless tumble! Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Unless I get tagged with a slick nickname before then, the mudflaps on my next new container will say "DON'T" and "PANIC". The embroidered cutaway handle, if available, will say "Plan B." Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Um, not to ruin your trip here Ben, but I kinda used it before you did. See? But, since I declined to make it Altiholic™, Altiholic©, or Altiholic®, feel free to spread the terminology across the world free of charge.
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    Are you kidding?! He's gonna give you the biggest spanking of all time. He's cranked back all the way, and his expression couldn't say "this is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me!" more clearly. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Hymn for Sangiro!!! Blues, squares, PTiger
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    No, PilotDave sacrifices himself scouring the internet for movies of skydivers doing damn near anything. His efforts have helped me while away many a rainy day, and for that I am truly grateful. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Redheads are automatically hotties. Go for red!! Unless of course you're willing to go orange and black. Blues, squares, PTiger
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    No wind would make it easier to fly your pattern, but your forward speed on landing will be faster than you'd probably like it to be on your first jump. Of course, you'll be PLFing. Right? Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Yeah, we've got midget submarines, why not midget trains? Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Heh, we had a little placard beside the door in our old King Air: "If you must smoke, please step outside." I also got a kick out of the sticker on the jump door that read "This door must remain unlocked during business hours." Blues, squares, PTiger
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    Cry me a fucking river. You know by now who writes the stories that you dislike so much. Why do you read their posts? Just a need to complain? Blues, squares, PTiger Yes, yes, taken in by the troll, all that. Ha ha. Whatever.
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    Watch and learn: [*quote*]testing[/*quote*] becomes when you remove the stars. Blues, squares, PTiger