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Bump... well, two of them actually. I'm writing here because I honestly lack the ability to speak. I haven't even finished the movie yet, but I had to post this. The movie is Croupier (1998). The actress is Alex Kingston. You know the British Doctor chickie from previous seasons of ER? Yeah, her. And they are simply the most perfect pair I have ever laid eyes on. I know, I know, she's far from as hot as the other women listed in this thread... and the movie was eight years ago so they may not be as fine now as they were in '98, but if we're strictly limiting our discussion to the breasts we've seen in movies, then she's the stone cold winner. ...and they're real. ...wow. Elvisio "another permanent addition to my Netflix queue" Rodriguez

Pants. Pants is what bwings us togeaver, today. Pants, that blessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam... Elvisio "lost my iocane powder" Rodriguez

Oh, THANK GOD! Elvisio "feeling prickish" Rodriguez

I'm just here to regulate pants. There he goes, one of God's on protopants. Some kind of high powered pants never even considered for pants production. Too pants to live, too pants to die. Elvisio "I said protopants" Rodriguez

I know it isn't me: my record is 12, did it twice. The first time, it kicked my ass. The second time, I had a blast and felt so good on the sunset load that I felt like I could've done 12 more. Too bad, ran out of daylight and students. While the logbook and checkbook entries from those days were both awesome, I find that being on that many tandems in one day really limits how much time I have with my students between jumps. Since I refuse to shortchange myself on training my students, I end up having to rush the post-jump stuff. While I don't need to reminesce about every moment of the day with them, I do try to spend a little time with them after the jump... dumping them off at the counter with their certificate and goodies and running for the next student always feels like sneaking out of a woman's bed after a one-nighter, you know? That moment means so much to them, it sucks to make them realize that they're still riding the high and you've already "moved on"... Even tandem students deserve a little "cuddle time", right? Elvisio "especially the cute chickies with big... eyes, yeah that's it, big eyes" Rodriguez

Isn't "iso-" a prefix for "same"? So is isobar a nice way of saying "gay bar"? It would make sense: when there are a lot of these isobars close together, there's a lot of blowing going on! Elvisio "so sorry, my deepest apologies" Rodriguez

Quite possibly the MOST whored-out photo of any skydiver in the history of the sport! It's everywhere! Elvisio "too bad it isn't me" Rodriguez

There's more than one way to eat an Elvisio. Fuckin' awesome! ...there's just one way I prefer WAY more than any of the others. Elvisio "I like mine with milk" Rodriguez

"PC load letter?" What the fuck does that mean? Great movie. Elvisio "fucking TPS reports" Rodriguez

As far as SP2 goes, I can't say for sure, but I tend to be one of those blissfully ignorant sheep that just auto-updates whatever Microsoft tells me to, so I would ASSUME (you know what that means) that I did. As far as the static IP thing, I'll give it a try. My gut feeling is that's the problem. I know just about enough about my router to really scare myself. Doesn't it (the router) change IP addresses every so often? If my computer doesn't keep up, is that what's causing the disconnect? I seem to recall the "dynamic IP" being a safety feature of having a router/hardware firewall... does the "static IP" override that? Elvisio "can't talk the talk OR walk the walk" Rodriguez

Fucking thing purrs like a kitten. Still gets maintenance patches, runnin Norton utilities from maybe a decade ago, crap for RAM, God knows what for a processor, probably last got defragged sometime around when Reagan was still in office... damn thing doesn't skip a beat. Elvisio "reverse engineering" Rodriguez

You guys rock, you know that? I can always come here with my "I'm a dumbass" type computer questions. Here's the deal. BEFORE installing the XP upgrade (finally!), (was runnning Me) my internet connection was fine. Connection made is cable through a netgear router. AFTER the upgrade, the connection runs fine for a while (mebbe an hour or less) then it's just like Explorer can't find the connection anymore. Restart the computer and everythings fine... for another hour or so, then same thing. No noticeable problems with the router: another computer on the same router (running Win95, no less) has no problems. I figure this is a problem I'm having with the settings on my 'puter, just didn't get them set right for the router after the upgrade. BUT, I can't figure out what's missing. Waddaya think? Elvisio "master of nothing computatorial" Rodriguez

I pray to GOD you were laughing when you said that. Elvisio "it's mostly junk mail, but it's my junk mail" Rodriguez

$2.34 Million Apparently the fact that I'm a Brainiac overrides the fact that I'm hung like a field mouse. See, geeks got it goin' on too! NOW the big question is: where do I cash in? Elvisio "money money money money, MONEY" Rodriguez

XM, because the gf got it and mine was free! Elvisio "suckin' the teat" Rodriguez

But baby, I SWEAR, I caught it from a scanner! Elvisio "better than the toilet seat excuse" Rodriguez

So you and the girlfriend now both have a favorite toy named BOB? Elvisio "kegs and eggs" Rodriguez

72... "how you doin'?" 375... (dammit, too many "No, but interested" answers, I'm not hanging around the right parties) and Too many of the resolutions on that site were too close to real life! Elvisio "need to expand my, uh, horizons" Rodriguez

If the corduroy tan rig with the 400 sqft main you described DOES arrive, send it to me, it sounds pretty schweet! Elvisio "I've seen worse on the plane" Rodriguez

I graduated from Virginia Tech in 97, and to this day it seems that old habits are hard to break. The Hokies have always been able to benefit AND/OR suffer from the emotions of tough wins/losses. First quarter in the Gator Bowl, down 14-3, a SEVERAL of bad penalties, and now an ejected player. Here we go again. I would LOVE to see the Hokies win. But, my gut tells me the Hokies lost this game when they lost to USC. Louisville is pumped to be in the Gator Bowl, the Hokies feel like they're playing a consolation game, and both teams are playing the part. Elvisio "win or loss, there's always a tailgate" Rodriguez

Ah.... don't we all? Elvisio "girl's been away a week, about to burst" Rodriguez

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! I have to stay sober tonight, but the upside is I get to spend the night driving around REALLY fast with lights and sirens, messing with drunk people! Elvisio "I'm not an 'ambulance driver'" Rodriguez

At least the winner of the auction will only get hosed out of $99! Elvisio "better than losing full price" Rodriguez

Mmmmm... gotta love the unions, huh? Elvisio "haven't been around long, but seen more bad than good from 'em" Rodriguez

...aaaannndd who would I be endangering with my plastic gun? I couldn't REALLY hurt anyone with it, and if anybody on the plane got "scared" or "freaked out" or "absofuckinglutely panicked" then hey, it's just a joke, right? Elvisio "my squirtgun is filled with tequila" Rodriguez