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    This thread is a bit of a repeat, but that won't stop me from placing my vote again: Go to Netflix (not sure if Blockbuster will have it) and rent Croupier. Alex Kingsley (the lady who played Dr. Cordet on ER, the one with the sweet accent) shows us what are simply the finest natural boobies ever seen on the silver screen. I saw the movie months ago, and I'm still flabbergasted by them. All that time on ER and she was hiding those sweaterpuppets under a white labcoat! Elvisio "mounds aplenty" Rodriugez
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    But don't dump the oil in the forest, or the trees will come get you... Elvisio "meatwad is a god" Rodriguez
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    Actually, a guy at my first DZ had this happen to him, only IIRC it was with an FXC rather than anything current-generation... had JUST repacked the reserve, put it in the back seat of his car, slammed the back door to go back into the trailer, and had the pleasure of watching the pilotchute bounce off the ceiling of the car... Elvisio "spinner of yarns" Rodriguez
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    Settle an argument for me. As far as my digestive system is concerned, I think it's the dietary equivalent of the Stealth Bomber: it passes through me undetected until it hits its target at the bottom of the bowl! Elvisio "no, it's not spelled with a K" Rodriguez
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    The crow's nest is "mechanized" so no climbing necessary! Only goes to 150' though, so I guess it's good old fashioned musclework from there... Elvisio "log it under H for Hell Yeah I'm the man" Rodriguez
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    Imagine hanging out at the DZ over a full day and night if you had a superhuman sense of smell... Elvisio "yuck" Rodriguez
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    We can't say we haven't been warned... Elvisio "no chip on my shoulder" Rodriguez
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    I can produce superhuman amounts of bellybutton lint. Does that count? Elvisio "if I ever give you a sweater as a gift, run away" Rodriguez
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    I recently chucked a very respectable (and profitable) career to go back to school to earn a lesser degree that will earn me about half as much money and about ten times as much happiness. Being only 1/4 of the way through the transformation, I am at the moment a penniless bum who would have neither roof overhead nor food in belly if it were not for the warm and generous (and unendingly PATIENT) love of my life. Oh yeah, and by the way, the sacrifice was SOOOOO worth it... Elvisio "yeah, I'll probably keep her" Rodriguez
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    Well, another one's in the books. There were a couple shining stars, but no real jaw-droppers... Bud/Bud Light get my nod for best commercials. Too bad, no skydiving in the commercials this year... Elvisio "good stuff" Rodriguez
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    The latest Sprint one had me thinking of Stewie from Family Guy: Looks like it's time for one of my "sexy parties." Elvisio "lois must die" Rodriguez
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    There's a thread in SC with links to 'em.... Elvisio "religious zealot: not me" Rodriguez
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    With Mick Jagger in the limelight, GOD I HOPE NOT! Elvisio "not a fan of geriatric pubes" Rodriguez
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    I'm hoping Tim Allen kicks his agent's ass for making him get into that movie... I was very disappointed Kermit didn't BASE jump... Elvisio "it ain't easy being e" Rodriguez
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    I dunno, they didn't sound too thrilled about seeing the naked sheep... sounds like Clay's fantasy though... Although it wasn't funny, I thought the ESPN Mobile one was pretty good. Elvisio "what football game?" Rodriguez
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    Yep, fedex did well, but Bud Light put in another good showing... We've established the bear likes beer, the question is, can we get him a rig that fits? And if so, who would want to ride to altitude with him in the Cessna? Elvisio "yay, more commercials coming up" Rodriguez
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    magic fridge.... magic fridge.... Elvisio "best so far" rodriguez
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    Not impressed so far, but the game is only three minutes old... Post your reviews here as the game continues... Elvisio "everyone's a winner" Rodriguez
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    Back when I used to get bills or magazines or cards or something else worthwhile in the mail, it was worth sifting through all the crap that came along with them. Now that almost everything is done online, it seems like all I get in the mailbox anymore is shite. Thank God for Victoria's Secret catalogs, huh? Without them I think I'd stop getting the mail all together... Elvisio "postmaster general" Rodriguez
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    Regarding the "I don't swim" option on the poll... I USED to swim, until I saw the results of this poll... Damn, people! Elvisio "never swimming with jumpers again" Rodriguez
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    This is gonna be huge. Why didn't I put every penny I owned in Pfizer last week????? The big issue in my mind is the fact that Pfizer admits they're concerned about the long-term effects. What if it does cause long term lung problems? Will people try to hold Pfizer responsible, even though they were warned? I guess they'll have patients sign a waiver! Elvisio "accept the risk" Rodriguez
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    I don't think I should strip to ANY song whatsoever. Elvisio "blinded by the light" Rodriguez
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    It is also a beverage. Elvisio "on the wagon" rodriguez
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    Pretty sweet shot. Dude, when I think about how many college-age Friday and Saturday nights at the bars and fraternity house were WASTED with me leaning over that fucking table playing game after game while SUPER-HOT honies wandered past, completely un-hit-upon. "Wow, she's hot. I'm gonna go talk to her... wazzat? Just one more game? Well, ok..." Fak. Elvisio "missed opportunities" Rodriguez
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    Dude, or rather, dudette; quite simply, kick your son's ASS! Let him know that he's damn lucky to have you for a mom, and that most of his friends would give their left nut to have a mom who liked to watch football instead of the Food Channel or Oxygen or We or Lifetime or any of that other sissy shit. oh yeah, btw: Pittsburgh is up 27-10 with 11 mins left in the 4th... Elvisio "my mom watches too much Law and Order" Rodriguez