yoink

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  1. yoink

    pub anyone?

    you obviously didn't hear me..... COME TO THE PUB!!!!
  2. yoink

    pub anyone?

    come to the PUB!!! you know you want to... www.dropzone.com/chat
  3. Who's stalking me? zip ties... now there's a bizzare image
  4. yoink

    zip ties

    dude! zip ties and gaffer tape are in completely different leagues!!!! Gaffer tape is the best thing ever. Period. You try zip tying booties together!
  5. to date i have sold: 2 computers 1 hi-fi 1 tennis raquet 1 set of golf clubs 2 windsurfers loads of CD's and DVD's 1 soul - slightly used... I have: just over 100 jumps... a rig to call my own a bed and some food... fair trade I reckon.
  6. bump.... it's never too early to open a beer...
  7. yoink

    dollar advice

    [adds name to the list of new canopy purchases as the dollar collapses] mmm... spanking new Lotus 2.... [drools]... xome on 2:1
  8. yoink

    total comedy

    They were both bigger than me... and with pool cues in hand I thought it might not have been the best idea.
  9. yoink

    total comedy

    In a bar today a mate and I got playing pool with a couple of lads... we got talking about extreme sports and one of them says "yeah, we skydive... it's really cool". Great... perks my interest; so I ask where and how long they've been doing it... they look a little uncomfortable and say 'down south' and 'a while'... okaaaay.. time to have some fun with them Me: wow! how high do you jump from? Them: oh, usually 35,000 feet - about 2 miles Me: sounds really cool! but what if your parachute doesn't work Them: Oh, I used to jump with two just in case, but only have one now. Me: How often do they fail? Them: once every three or four times you use it, I guess... I've made a coupla hundred jumps, so I know the risk - that's why I only use one... .... My friend was cracking up into his beer.... these guys were no more skydivers than I am a gerbil. Why do people bother! Edit: so apparently there's a UK DZ that jumps at 35 grand! I'm going - but only if I can pack my own gear! Mal every 4 jumps!!! The repack bill would be horrendous!
  10. LMAO!! launch a 4 way, turn a couple of points, look down... oh crap.. we're deep! TRACK!!!!!
  11. looks like you'll need an AAD anyway - I've heard that the BPA are making them compulsory in the UK they were talking about bringing it in this July...
  12. yoink

    movies

    nice video's... sweet stacking and scary scary wraps... you're a braver man than me!
  13. that's some nice flying dude! cool vid...
  14. simple solution is to ask your rigger to put a seal on it before you head out. You going to Perris with the BCPA?
  15. 2K composites FF1 with a chin cup - comfy and solid.
  16. no... seriously... COME TO THE PUB!!!!! it's where it's happening... really.
  17. you tried downloadong thelatest JAVA applet...? you have to come to thepub...
  18. well i fwe're talking ghammerd, I've ogt the edge...... Craggenmore single malt is brilliant forthat.
  19. http://www.dropzone.com/chat/ you know it makes sense.... Edyit: sooooo hammedred... Sorriey/