Bolas

Here's your remedy: Be at O'Hare airport tomorrow at 1:44. I have an hour layover on my way to Colorado Springs. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Beware, Bolas is coming!!! I'm flying out to Colorado Springs tomorrow and gonna be there 10 days. I'm seeing my nephews and family. Also going to Keystone Thursday - Sunday to do some skiing. Haven't skiied since I started jumping. Anybody in those areas wanna meet up? The nephews and my family usually crash around 9 so my nights are free. PM me. First round's on me!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk GFD starts a thread with confession in the title and not one reference to: * Bad girl * Naughty girl * Punishment * Spanking * Going to confession in her catholic school girl outfit and getting her penance (Okay Duece did do the confession thing, but no GFD in there) and I thought ya'll were perverts... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

With no jumpsuits. After all it is a beach boogie. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Jeff Foxworthy voice] If your lifes dream is to live in a bus on an airport, you might be a skydiver. If when someone mentions 3-way, and you're first thought isn't sex, you might be a skydiver. [/Jeff Foxworthy voice] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Remix of Dropzone. 1. We've got hackers or at least computer geeks 2. We've got the rigs 3. Some people have base gear 4. Perris does have a jet Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yeah, kinda thought that after new years eve... Oh, but you add the word "bumpy" before brother and ITS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY...

But you two have an open relationship, right? (Fingers crossed, crossed fingers crossed, arms crossed, legs open)

Uhh hon, if you're landing at the Florabama bar and taking off at Emerald Coast you're a good 20-30 minutes by car. Last year for memorial day we did have people driving vans back and forth. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

If you said what's in quotes in your first line you could fix the problem in the second line. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

According to Jeff Foxworthy Explosive Diarrhea is always a winner. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Who ya gonna call... Just remember: Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Dr. Peter Venkman: What? Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams. Dr. Peter Venkman: Why? Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"? Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal. Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Weirdest dream was either: 1. The movie dreams, with readable opening credits (have been told you can't read in a dream but I can), stars a full movie and closing credits. I can't remember the movies real clear though. 2. When I was about 25 or so I had this really vivid dream about being back in high school. It was so real I thought I was just having a shitty day at school, totally engrossed. School finally lets out, I go out to the parking lot and my current car is there, not the 82 Chevette Scooter I had back then. I knew it was a dream and I was pissed. I started yelling, cussing, and screaming that I knew this was a dream, how dare you make me relive high school and it better quit right now. A giant worm or something appeared on the horizon and then I woke up. There was one New Years Eve morning at Z-hills that quite a few of the lovely ladies from here were wearing hot little nighties and trying to get me to wake up and start jumping, but that falls more into the enjoyable than the weird column. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Doesn't Ford make cars with adjustable pedals? That way a shorter person can sit with the seat all the way back and still drive. Maybe even do 69 in a 65.

That was just the phone sex, he had to drive out and get a pack of smokes after you finished with him. (The DZ Mystery Gang catches the ghost in a big curtain after making it fall sliding on a roller skate down a ramp after chasing Wrongway as bait. They tie it up and pull off the mask) "Why, it's old Farmer McNasty!!!" "Yeah, I tried to scare him off. He kept landing on my property and scaring the cows. And I would have got away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!!!" And before yall ask, I have not thought of which commers would be the gang... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Wow, I didn't know that. I could get drummed out of the Rodriguez Brothers for this. Not to mention endangering TheAnvils life fluid. Unfortunately as mentioned above, the bat is dead. It did not have rabies. I had to be sure because: 1. I was at high risk of having being bit because I was sleeping. 2. I couldn't have kept the bat alive until the rabies gestation period would have been over. 3. I'm not the only one in this house. A family just moved in upstairs with a dog and a kid. I needed to know to protect them as well. I actually haven't met them yet though. That would have made quite the icebreaker, "Hi, I'm your downstairs neighbor. Listen I had a rabid bat in my apartment and I have to get rabies shots. You need to as well." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Good thing you comply anyways... Bet your thankful there is no shoe type called "commando" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Good news and bad news. Good: The bat was not rabid.

Damn, she took mine... Okay bolded and caps for effect WHY DO THE CLIQUEY PEOPLE HERE THINK I'M A TROLL? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

This film is rated FBW: Funny But Wrong If they had tried doing that to me, after the shock I would have tried to call them on it: "So do you need the body back for proof?" "Can I keep the head?" "So, I'll just hang onto the puppy until the check clears and give you the body afterwards."

Amazing story. I saw on The Today Show yesterday that she lived. Clicky Everyone else: Tell you what, let's wait until the results come back if the bat was rabid or not. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Damn! Your mom didn't protest about being restricted to the yard? ROFL! So if I said I caught the bat in my bathrobe, you would ask me how did it get into my bathrobe? Moms like dogs eventually quit whining if you ignore them long enough. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Just dropped the bat off. I'll know in about two days if the bat had rabies. They will call me if it did. Look, I love animals, but not at the expense of humans. I don't know if the bat bit me, I don't know if it bit someone else in the house. A family just moved in upstairs with a dog and a child. If there is any doubt, I want to know for me and for them. Call me specist but if you can save a human life by hooking a monkey to a car battery, I just have one thing to say: The red is positive and the black is negative.... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Okay, I've given up on calling animal control. I'm gonna get a friend to drive me there. He's bringing another box to put the first one in.

Don't forget the (bat)hrobe.