Bolas
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Somebody still has to lick her clean.... DIBS!!!!
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thought it was 36-24-36 Only if she's 5 foot 3. [Rappin'] My Anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hon... [/Rappin'] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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How long can you go without killing kittens????
Bolas replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
I didn't say you couldn't go pick an 18 year old though... -
You're keeping her caged? I bet you're tapping on the bars and holding things out of reach too.
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Yeah she's just a sweet big girl with a flat ass and a butterface.
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How long can you go without killing kittens????
Bolas replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
Not unless she was just watching you "perform." -
How long can you go without killing kittens????
Bolas replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
Not to turn this into a Dublin thread but all the single people going to the Dublin Boogie should pledge to not kill kittens or create puppies until after Dublin. Those not going can be the control group. -
For the dunktank: a thin white t-shirt. For everything else the t-shirt is optional. Sweet! The Kitty Twins: Chaos and Porn, or its that Porn and Chaos?
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I was jus messin with ya. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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But so is the red door. Blue is in the center. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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So we should look for the hot chick with a paper bag over her head?
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Because genocide is a horrible crime and humans would no longer be able to reproduce. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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They musta had a body part that distracted you.
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40%? Wow, I thought I was generous with 25%. She (the waitress) musta been hot. (edited) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Wednesday - Pimpin for tandems and donations * * Get some hot women to wear tight shirts that say "Help Save These" Thursday - Green outfits of various sizes and painton outfits. Beginner and Intermediate Poker tournament? Friday - No Limit Poker Tournament Rocky Horror? Bad Skydiving Movies? Car painting (continuing from day) Saturday - Dunking booth and car smashing (continuing from the day) Slave Auction, Raffle Drawings. Green outfits of various sizes and painton outfits. Sunday - Finding all your clothes and renting a U-haul to take your liver home. Wahoo!!! dunking booth is ordered, car smashing has been approved, Poker is on! Who is running the slave auction? Rocky Horror is not gonna happen unless the weather sucks most likely, but don't tell Alli and Mel* So bring your outfits or we'll all go out to the local sex shop to buy them if needed. "Excuse me ma'am, do you have this corset in a 42 long?" Edited for Gimp
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So you never bought a 3DO blaster for your PC? Or the Sega Saturn Card? Isn't this the kind of thing that will be added onto new 3D cards or will it take up anither PCI express slot? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Wow, using my math skillz (takes off shoes and socks) You've only got one more year till you can legally have sex with a person half your age in all 50 states. Let some lucky 18 year old write a letter that starts: I know I'll be trying it, but I will require two forms of picture ID just to be sure. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Not trying to make you feel predatory. When I was a teenager, I'd never approach a hot older woman. (Don't forget 23 is ancient in a teen's mind) They would have to have been very forward with me. Scarily enough today's kids could probably teach us stuff. Quick edit
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Yeah, I'm still kinda materialistic, but I'd rather have time off than $$$. Trolling the high schools is a little scary, start by scoping out the grocery stores and fast food resturarants.
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Stupid goals? You mean Like these?
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Dayum, did you that relationship start when you were 13? (Wolf Whistle) Nice Pic!!!
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Solution for that problem: Tell 'em you can't take people on tandems anymore. You had too many complaints about your dick poking them too hard. Quickly cover your neck and leave, trying to walk butch. If they try anything we got your back.
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My plan is to get to the airport late Tuesday night so count me in for "begging for tandems."
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If an Irish man marries a woman that has a boy from a previous marriage, is that boy now his stepladder? We're getting closer peeps, 8 days away!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.