bendywendy

There are two different ways I look at this. If you and the girl started off thinking about having a relationship and she did all these things. Then she is an evil, manipulative tease. Because she doesn't want you but doesn't want you to have anyone else because she still wants to be the center of your attention. BUT - are you one of those guys who doesn't think that men and women can be friends? I've always had best friends who were guys. I've always been straight up with them from day one. Sure if the planets all aligned just right they know that there is that slim possibility that something could happen but it doesn't usually take me too long to figure out the insincere ones who are just hanging out waiting for the just incase scenario. The other ones are friends. We enjoy each others company and personalities and just have fun. Sometimes, if there is just too damn much of that whole sexual undercurrent thing going on for both of you - you just get it out of the way and continue on with the friendship. But you never lie about how you are feeling. If you pretend to be a girls bestfriend just to see if you have the chance of getting in her pants then you deserve whatever you get - which will be the whiny, manipulative, tease who will torture you and make your life hell for as long as you will let her.

No, from Z-hills you drive on 60 to Lake Wales, then across to Sebastian, up to Titusville, across to Deland and back to Z-hills. Unless you decide you love it at one of the other dz's along the way. That's the beauty of Florida - so many great DZ's in an easy driving range.

ok, we are back from the keys now - so is it time for another bytch boogie yet???

I might have you on video - problem is it will be awhile before I'll know since SOMEONE dropped my camera and broke it and I can't even take the tape out!!!

Exactly! But I think he sobered up quite a bit - he was pretty well behaved by the time he got there - we had someone else (you know who you are) who was ten times as drunk and very entertaining!

Hell no - he might have woken up then we would have had to deal with him again until he passed out!

You didn't get to spin long but what you did was great! Sorry they shut you down. I didn't get to say goodbye to you. Thank you for driving all the way to the keys to play with us - hope you enjoyed sleeping in my bed - he!he! and that you had some great jumps. By the way everyone - I didn't get one single jump! I figured I'd sneak off and do a few jumps on Sunday but NO! Oh well, I've jumped there before.

You could have come down to Sebastian and been stuck here with us! You and Asaf could have passed out early together. Lightweights...

Just got home. A few of us hit the road and went down to Key West after getting rained out on Sunday. It was very interesting to say the least. It was too bad that we weren't able to jump on Thursday and Sunday but everyone seemed to be doing well on Friday and Saturday and I know I enjoyed our evenings despite being thrown over the railing into the water (twice) and having someone who shall go nameless dropping and breaking my camera (anyone got a pc5 for sale??). There was some bed slamming action going on - and for those of you who are thinking dirty thoughts - it isn't what you think. Bed slamming is sneaking in on someone either passed out or sleeping on their bed and a couple of people pick the mattress up by the foot of the bed very quickly and slam it up against the wall. It has to be done quickly so that the person goes with the mattress and is pinned up against the wall. Too much alcohol was had by a lot of us but it was all fun and I didn't have any hangovers. The trick is to get drunk really early, run around like crazy, go to bed at a semi-decent time (anything before 3 am - already starting to sober up), sleep through the hangover stage and be up and working the event by 8 am.

oh yeah, thanks for the hot shower after the cold dip in the pool! Leaving for the keys tonight - sure you can't come? Lisa, how 'bout you??? You're going to be so jealous! I think we should have just had everyone stay on and caravan on down to the keys for the Bytch Key Boogie - a non-stop party from one weekend to the next.

Definitely the course. I took it and we did fun stuff at the end like riding over 4X4 boards to simulate curbs. They teach you to do nice controlled skids and slides. But you'll just end up selling it to skydive more, so why bother?

You mean all the times she just rambles on and on and not even she knows what she's talking about. Those were great! I think I saw a whole lot of your cleavage on that tape too!

hey, dove! We lost Andrew and gained Giancarlo.

It will be nice this weekend - I insist. The Carbones are bringing awesome food. We've got a DJ for Saturday night. We've lost one freefly organizer but gained another and we are ready to go! The planes are on their way.

awwhh! that was just a little fellow - he wouldn't have hurt you - much.

Thank you very much and I see a whole bunch of people already filled you in on Tiffany's name and No she isn't always that nice - so you should feel special (and like a schmuck - ) Skymama - you were so much fun - wish I'd gotten to spend more time with you and say goodbye. I think that was the most gum I've ever had in my mouth at one time BUT you should see me play pudgy bunny! Why did no one think to buy marshmellows? I really dropped the ball on that one.

you should have come - we didn't get too insane - except for JIB - he was extremely entertaining and he has some funny shots on his camera. I wonder if he is still recovering - I didn't even see him to say goodbye - actually, I didn't see a lot of people to say goodbye. GOODBYE to everyone I missed!

It was great meeting everyone. Seems like I didn't have enough time to get to hang out with everyone that I wanted to. I guess that just means we'll all have to do it again. I swear that the winds aren't this bad usually! I'll see some of you this weekend in the Keys - the rest of you - have fun where ever you are!

I only got to jump there one day but loved the dropzone. Everyone made me feel very welcome and right at home. The desert hills make an interesting background. I will highly recommend it to anyone going to California.

Notice, Lisa seems to be spending most of her time in front of the computer and where are all the pictures of LIsa??? I remember a few being taken last night.

that would require moving the mouse and clicking, I'll take your word for it - but I still guarantee you it wont happen right at 8 but we'd love to see you right then especially with Dunkin Donuts - honeydipped would be just fine or maybe even those munchkins and a cafeine free pepsi to start the day off right. (Yup, Wendy's, McDonalds, donuts and pepsi is how I keep my figure - I swear - oh yeah, and lots of steak and french fries - jesus, I think I'm hungry - I've got to go)

well, get on out here - you should have made arrangements to come out before your tunnel camp - then you too could be feeling like the rest of us. Actually, I feel great - I'm saving myself for tomorrow night - many, many jello shots after the pyro show.

I am so amazed that you are still up!

I don't know who is saying there will be a load at 8 am. Everybody thinks they know what's going on. We'll start manifesting at 8 am. When we've got enough people, we'll go...

We walk through the door at 8 am. You can show up at 7:30 if you want to but you'll be the only one there. If the winds are anything like they've been today there wont be any beach jumps. We'll have to see what happens.