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    ASSHOLES!!!!!!

    slug replied to f1freak's topic in The Bonfire

    What! Cheut ourt the MB websight there's a couple of card carrying assholes and proud of it. R.I.P. MB2725
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    Kelel01 Lots of people on DZ.com from time to time have posted stuff that some people consider inappropiate but why carry a grudge, lifes to short. Time moves on and now we're seeing some of the same topics that were discussed in SC being discussed in the Bonfire. Guns, Knives, No electricity.. Rhino if i was still jumping, no problem dude I'd jump with you! Even if your not a Babe or became a babe
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    Yup! It was all your fault! Yeah right. We're ALL a bunch of juvenile delinquents! Everyone who got Z-lined, Report to the prinicpals office. Your folks have been called to come take you home. Act like kids you'll be treated like kids If you want to have Fun take it outside or yo wont get to graduate. R.I.P.
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    1 800 DNA_TEST

    slug replied to f1freak's topic in The Bonfire

    Hi Freak I think the test will used more by Husbands/boy friends just to make sure there wasn't a switch in the Hopital. We read a report a couple of years ago that 20% of the dads that think they are
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    London skydivers...

    slug replied to Zeemax's topic in The Bonfire

    Surprisingly..............I've actually seen some decently cute Iraqi chicks. Believe it or not! The rumor's about the NVG's having the ability to see thru walls and clothing are true Watch out doing that stuff during the daytime or the secrete will get out and you'll hurt your eyes See any good looking sheep yet? See any sheep? Know any sheep hearders yet R.I.P.
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    Hi KS Let us know if the stalker shows up at the DZ. Or worse on the same load R.I.P.
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    Slug you got me on that one! Yep head of lettuce. Best sig line I've ever had
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    Damn Why didn't i think of that? Syrides bussiness model is better (worse) than I thought. Great way to maximize their profits and run unsuspecting (sucker) DZ's out of business. Poor customer service can work for skyride due to complain to the BBB Not particapting DZ's might make some go under so skyride can buy them out Slick.....Very dirty but when you play with the devil you get burned. Hell of a business model!! R.I.P.
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    Hi wartload Thanks for setting me straight. I wasn't complaining about jumping out of choppers for $1 a pop. just recalling some of the jokes we heard from the army people . Blackhawk people to huey people "skid for kids" Forget the comeback about the blackhawk wheels vs skids. We were also recieved a daily safety brief not to hang our legs on the skids during T.O. skids would collapse during a crash. Hydraulic leaks The CH-47 leaked bad right over the ramp. That was the only chopper that we jumped that where we saw hydraulic fluid on the floor and dripping on your rig. No fun taking baby steps onto the bird or when exiting. A couple years later we jumped a newer model chinook No leaks over the ramp or fluid on floor
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    Oh the whatever else! You mean the charges for weather insurance, port fees and the like? Give me a break. HI BB Think head of lettuce
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    Hey skymonkey Forgot one DOD civies
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    Hah, finite number of tandem riders? Like there are a finite number of amusement park goers too right? So Six Flags shouldn't agressively advertise because it's only stealing well deserved business from Disney World, right?? I think by now you should realize how ridiculous what you were saying is. Hi NinjaSwooper Ok your correct, I'm wrong
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    Hi fly girl Googles or giggles R.I.P. BTW how tall are you
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    i am sure you will see much more flesh... that is 220 sq ft of love they are wrapped up in !!! How tall are they R.I.P.
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    No, it was in Skydiving magazine.[/reply Hi Triple7 Me bad Thanks for the clarification. Still don't agree with the author's conclusion. There's only a finite number of Tandem riders. By skyrides "agressive" advertising, questionable marketing, and business model they are scamming potential local tandem riders to drive past the local DZ to one of their contracted DZ's sometimes located hundreds of miles away. It took the gov't decades to react to the abuses from the telemarketing industry that affected the whole country. Skyride will be around for a long time befor/if the govt takes any action. "Complain to the BBB" R.I.P.
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    [replyIt ends by saying that thousands of people would never have skydived had it not been for Skyride. (Um I disagree. If they really wanted to skydive they would have found a place anyway) Its just more of the same. USPA printed that Their editor must have been on a business trip and failed to proof the article due to a tight publishing schedual. To bad I'm no longer a member of USPA so I can't show my disapproval by withdrawing my membership. IMO USPA is part of the problem with skyride, when they fail to check the facts befor they print a story like that. R.I.P.
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    Hi Bytch Here's what I do on an average day. (We're retired) Let the dogs out, let the dogs in let the dogs out, let the dogs in....... Feed & water the dogs, Pick up dog poop, vacumn dog hair off the carpet.Empty vacumn Do whatever else the Boss (wife) tells me to do, Work on the house, take a nap, eat what ever the boss fix's for me. Gotta go........ the dogs want out again. R.I.P.
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    I met both Norm Heaton and Jack Bergman. I was born in the 50's. RIP - Jack and I may run into Norm some time again. . We met Jack in the early 70's He was a "funny" guy to read. He told us he was the estimator for the company that won the bid for the St Louis Arch. On time and on budget.
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    You could still die by not using protection in the 60's. Wonder how many guy's got married at a shotgun wedding. Thank science for DNA R.I.P.
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    Hi Nick Norm Heaton, Jack Bergman
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    Got drafted by Uncle Sugar. R.I.P.
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    Hi Amanduh Hmmm we never had kids so we're still playing Pong on T.V. I wonder if your folks remember the same things you do? or or or or or . R.I.P. If I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of my body
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    Sorry to hear about the stress, $$$$, and the B.S. Any chance of getting in touch with the other people on your list of applicants.? I'm guessing you won't make the same mistake again. On the bright side sounds like the women who bailed on you wouldn't have worked out in the long term R.I.P.
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    You asked for it Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy him like join a club or get a hobby. Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the corner bar and hung out with the guys. Oh yeah, I joined a parachute club too." "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start parachuting?" "Yeah, look I even got a membership card." "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a PROSTITUTE CLUB!" "OH, GREAT! NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I SIGNED UP FOR 5 JUMPS A WEEK!! R.I.P.
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    Here's photos of the sleeve on my recently acquired 7TU C9.... Hi Murry Thanks for the pic's