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i suggest there be a manufactures regulation on upsizeing of your balls. more regulation, by golly, thats the answer. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

i refuse to bet that i am going to die ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

hmmm, golfcart seatbelt law? ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

so i wonder when somebody is going to say "I just dont understand why anyone would fall/jump from a perfectly good operating golf cart." point is, you can go at anytime....live life when you can. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

i am humming that music from the cingular phone comercial... ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

"respect 'MY' authority!" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

Duel great flick! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

jet fuel in the morning...as your board the otter. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

before i even looked at the pic i knew it had to be a bull dog! i have boxers myself, but the next ones might be like slammer. cool man, love the strip.

the DZ needs a doggie! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

i have had a couple of these days...but usually do to high alcohol intake! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

dude, that is funny! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

as a suggestion to all... touring the country and jumping at about 30 different DZs with my wife, we jumped with cell phones(turned off during jump), zipped up tight in a pocket. only have had a few off landings, and actually never had to call, but its like a reserve, there if you need it. and you can order a pizza to be delivered to the DZ, to go with the beer your going to buy. and, we carry pull up cords, to do a quick pack in the field if neccessary...makes walking back ALOT easier. and, maybe track away from ghetto's ! so an "off" story, skydive cross keys...jenni (wife) is gonna come up short, so she heads for this clear "dark looking" field. comes in fast, a bit downwind to try to land with the fresh plowed rows. since its a fast landing she PLFs, kind of like sliding into second base. we'll, what do you think the fertalize with there in NJ? yeap....moooooooooo....but after quickly removing her shirt now covered with poop, she is left weariing a sports bra. well, in less then 30 seconds a truck locks up the tires, and gives here a ride back to the DZ. i bet that would not have work for me, mister flat chest. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

hmmm, seems i am 100% californian. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

yeah, i am searous! dude, she rides quads, skydives, yoga's, has a nose for real esate, drives a jeep, married me in freefall, and weighs 105 pounds. its about being free in your mind. we all laughed at this stuff when we were kids, i guess we never grew up and got....old. but if it aint for you, it aint for you, ya know

yeah, just wait till your married. hell, we boil up some cabage just too bring it on. if you dont want women to fart near you, go work out in a mens only gym. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

took me a second....damn, thats funny. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

...getting laid off, filling for unemployment, then spending all day at the DZ. damn, this should happen more often. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

After getting married in the skyvan at 13,500! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

Perhaps a MADATORY set of classes should be taken before having childern, including CPR, Poision Control, Fire Safety.... I teach a safety program to children...just my 2 cents. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

hahhahahahaahah, that just made my day. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

dude, that is totally funny. especially because i run a promotional tour for LOWES! hmmm this went from 2 x 4s to glocks....evolution? (i must say, my glock 10mm is so sweet, if you have the means, i would highly suggest picking one up) ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

Like from CNN or other news? Need for project. Thanks ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

simple solution....go and make more money! thats why you go to school, work hard, and skydive to relax! EVERYTHING in life (that we buy) goes up in price. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?

Pull Red...as in, "I gave him/her the three rings." or "didnt work out, had to cut him/her away" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?