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  1. if you broke the law....i suggest you go get the pizza yourself and pay cash. or better yet, make your own....you can call it "the outloaw." you know, i am becoming very disappointed in skydivers... ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  2. to keep you from retching, and for the feelings of the others...apologies. really, i just want poeple to think more. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  3. as much as you hate how "cold" i seem, its logic, and not emotions that fuel this discussion. people have got to start thinking...understanding where they are, and how experienced they are in the sport. step back, put the adrenaline aside and think. in a sport with life and death outcomes, being "cold" or rather straight forward is necessary. maybe we should regulate the sport, then people will just break the regulations. people need to think before they leap. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  4. well put ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  5. can you honestly tell me that when someone goes to buy a chute, they dont inquire as too the handling characteristics? again, people need to think more. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  6. well, what do we do...hold everyones hand...for life...or get people to wake up and think for themselves. sorry, but people used to do more of that... i've was on a load with a swooper. as we took off, the winds were changing directions radically. i commented that it might poor conditions to swoop in... and caught a rash of shit. well, you know what, one of them missed and died. again, if this guy was thinking for himself...he might be alive. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  7. so when do they stop selling street bikes with 160 mph top speeds to 16 year olds, fast cars to idiots who cant drive, guns to untrained poeple.... you buy a small chute, your porblem. dont tell me that someone who slaps down that much money doesnt think about it...and if they do, and die, well...the gene pool has been improved. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  8. i happen to be in albuquerque during the balloon fiesta (720 balloons) and not one will let me jump. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  9. -22 in utah....brrrrr! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  10. whos gonna fly that plane?!?! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  11. yeah, i hear ya. few weeks ago...some guy who was having a friendly drink with us ask to use one of our hotel room bathrooms. he stole one of my crew wedding ring...the thing is, this ring was only a 200 ring....trust no one...or at least very few. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  12. sept 30th, 2003....i think. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  13. well some skydivers out here do choose...so i dont jump ASC, and have never flew in that king air. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  14. my buddy just moved out of a house under a HOA, they are the rebirth of the devil. anyone who would buy into someone else telling you want to do on this level should have thier head examined...didnt we leave all this shit when we got out of kindergarden? ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  15. i will confrim that this website is misleading and a bunch of BS. if you call ASC you will be told that you are "45 minutes from the DZ" no matter where you call from. they are advertising in many states, with unclear directions....hmmm, lets take advatage of first time jumpers. i jump all over the states, and this is the worst case of deception i have ever delt with. the TMs, coaches, and other DZs workers are cool, but whoever is the author of this web page is an ass, and a lier. come on web page author, prove i am wrong. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  16. yeah, i can honestly say that i am ashamed to be born in california...but hey, i still prefer the weather. oh, and i got a passport for just this type of crap. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  17. i had a black and white TV....with big tubes inside! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  18. hey, next stop on working tour is phoenix...eloy, here we come, again! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  19. weren't we talking about my D license? ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  20. your waking up with coffee, the fax rings, and out pops your D license, and a C for your wife. Its gonna be a good day.
  21. if they are that rude to you, i am sure thier karma will come around. must say though, cant quite figure out people who think they are so badass as to not talk to new people in the sport. like my mama always said, we all grunt the same way sittin on the toilet! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  22. your not very artisic are you... ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  23. edit by Skymama: let's play nice, shall we? ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  24. squirrel

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    hey, i have been here in utah for three weeks...maybe i should pick up another wife...(yeah right) oh yeah, my wife says this sounds like a jerry springer audition... ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  25. tell you what....california will leave the union, and take all the computer tech, entertainment, and the central valley which produces a majority of the nations veggies with it...oh yeah, and stay off our beaches! and next time i am in texas...i am gonna mess with it. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?