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The girls of DZ.com want a pics....preferably with no shirt on. Have you ever seen "Planet of the Apes"? Well I dont want to be mistaken for one of the apes so I think Ill just go ahead and leave my shirt on! Its either that or my razor's going to have to explore new territory.

Naaa, I dont want to get involved with these lowlifes, I just dont want them talking to me. You know, like I go in the pool area, I leave the pool area, I dont want to hear any of this "theres the next door neighbor, skateboard nude" or any of this retarded stupid bullshit. If they keep talking to me Im gonna invoke harrassment procedures. And Im awefully good at it!

It seems the concept of shorts has changed, or at least what's considered "fashionable". If your shorts aren't down to your knees, or even past, then they're "short shorts". The ones the military issues and the ones I got from Bounce Proof are now supposedly too short. I get flack from the under-25 crowd at the DZ when I wear them too. Of course, many of them weren't born or at least weren't walking and talking when these shorts were the proper shorts, and "short shorts" were the tight AND short ones chicks wore to show a little cheek. I think it also has to do with the fashion for oversize/baggy (yet sometimes under-length) jeans that show at least half of your Calvin Klein oy DKNY underwear, with the crotch around your knees punkass look. I don't get that either. If you're running from the cops, don't you want clothes that don't restrict movement? But what the hell do I know? The reason why Id ever wear gym shorts, and why I was wearing them then, was because, well, I was working out! Had just got back from LA Fitness. According to this biotch, I should have been properly dressed in a tuxedo when working out in order to remain 'decent' enough to be in sight of her bratty little kids. Oh, and I should 'bow down' in respect to her royal f**king brats every time they should pass by, that way I might be a little more tolerable to live next to. I should also apoligize to them for inconveniencing them by living next door to them. Lowlife pieces of shit, assholes like that really piss me off. WHY DO THEY EXIST??? Same reason as roaches, flies, and other insects? But dont get the idea this is the way Arizona is, since I moved here Ive met many, many cool people and most people here are surprisingly friendly, and, I guess I could say, level headed, for lack of a better term. Except for the fact they prefer rocks and cactus over trees and water, that part's a little strange. There are going to be a few low life, screwed up, assholes in every crowd, but I never let those few deranged assholes affect my outlook. It just so happens one of "those" moved next door to me...lucky me I want to be her skydiving instructor....okay, see, you dont need this AAD thing, it just gets in the way of things, and see this knob on back here? Its called a ripcord...dont mess with it or your parachute wont open! But what the hell do I know? Please consult the Crips in South Central Los Angelas for furthur information on this topic.

Im more like 70-80ish, dont like it too hot and dont like it too cold. Damn Im spoiled!

Correction.....every female would freak out at seeing any male in a Speedo who was not a competitive swimmer. It's icky...very, very icky. Why is that icky? I wear one when I lap swim in order to go faster (I like reaching the other side asap...whew!!!), and under a wet suit, otherwise just a regular swim suit. I see guys wearing speedos all the time in the lap pool, but I guess youre saying its icky because you really have to have a "perfect body" in order to look good in one, ie you about have to look like

That's awful and sucks big-time for the fact that she has kids sitting at home while she...does whatever it is she does. I don't know the lady so I wouldn't want to put that on her. Although, if that were the case...why would they give a $#!% about what someone wears when working out, seems like they wouldn't be in any place to judge anyone. Well, if, and I say, if, it is true, it would make sense since someone like that deals commonly in sexual perversion, so thats where their mind is. They get the idea that everyone is like thier "clients", that all single males must be child molesters, ect. Also, Ive seen on more than one occasion those kids left in that apt alone at night, no one there to supervise them. I know that because when it happens, they are in there screaming and shouting, going crazy, throwing shit around, ect., so obviously there is no adult there. I generally go to bed late because I work out late, Ive seen these kids up at three in the morning many times. I dont know why they would even care what someone wears while working out, likes its really any of their business. And yea, they do seem awfully judgemental. If I had kids that young they would be going to bed at a decent time and wouldnt be left alone at night. I dont think they have the right to judge anyone, and Ill probably make that clear next time one of them says anything to me.

Oh yea? Well, I find anything skydiving related to be "Im not going out that..uh!...whoa!....whoooooooaa!!...Ahhhhhhhhh!!...Uhh!...pull the...whoooooooo...shittt!!!" soothing.

135-160, uh, yea I think Ill pass on that one. When you get a chance, come to Phoenix and cool off. Its only 115 here!

You think so?.. What should I do... RUN!? Bwaahaaahaaa... Ummm, I think a pair of handcuffs and a leather stap would be in order, slave. We'll have to make sure she's well equipped with all the necessary tools for keeping you in line. Now, on your knees slave!!! Kiss her feet! Lick them!

My love slave? Sebazz, I think youre being hit up on...

Yep, thats the response youre going to get if you complain about it. Sucks!!!

You set yourself up for that one!

Anyone up for a nice, hefty dose of HIV???

Youd be surprised at what you could do in 115 degree heat. Just dont dehydrate cause if you do theyre going to be picking you up off the ground. I usually go up at night, still warm outside but not too bad. Last night got a major heart palpitation on the way up, didnt know WTF that was, but that was scary, so came back down before I reached the top.

They like to play dress up? Or make out-calls. Ahh, they must work as a team Well, whatever they do I dont want any part of it. Thats where I live, I go through life doing my own thing, and just dont want to be bothered by people like that. And those kids are real bratty, its like living near a playground, trash all over the place, bicycles laying around, screaming and hollering. And now to top it off it seems like Im being "accused" of something.

They like to play dress up? Or make out-calls. If she says anything else to me, I may tell her that this is a decent neighborhood and we dont want "your kind" around. I have a strong suspicion they may be part time prostitutes, which could be the reason why they think the way they do.

Yea, strange biotch...real strange! And it gets stranger... Now, who in the hell cleans office buildings at 2:00 in the morning? No one is in office buildings at 2:00 in the morning, I work in one and the maids do the cleaning at 6:00 PM. Then, I saw her and the brunette comming out of the apt one night at 12:30, all decked out as if they were going to a club. All clubs in Phoenix have to close at 1:00, so last call is at 12:30, by the time they got to one it would already have been closed. The blonde doesnt seem like she has a job, she said one time she was at home all day. This is a pretty expensive place, how does she afford it? Especially with all the kids? Now, are you thinking the same thing Im thinking???

I would have! But I couldnt make out what she was saying or getting at at first, "skateboard nude", I never heard that term and didnt know how to respond. It was a little confusing.

No, she clearly said "Skateboard NUDE", said it several times, I just never heard that term before and didnt understand what she was saying. Or what she was getting at. And those were just regular gym shorts, not real short, and I had underwear on under them. I guess she would really freak out if she saw a guy wearing a speedo around here kids in the pool, and Im sure her kids could care less about it. The whole things' pretty freaky, maybe funny. Either way I wish they would move back out, I was there long before they were and there are no rules against wearing gym shorts or swim suits on the property. People around here are really weird.

OK, yall want to hear some weird shit??? Here it is. Several months ago a woman moves in next door with her 3 kids, there was this brunette chick I think her sister that always shows up and practically lives in her apt. I dont see much of them or thier kids at all, but when I do I just say hi, but Ive been getting some weird reactions from them, in the form of an attitude. I thought that was a little strange. Not long after they moved in, I had just come back from LA Fitness wearing a t-shirt and gym shorts, took the skateboard so I could skate around the parking lot, then on the way up to the apt I was skateboarding up the sidewalk. The brunette chick was walking with one of the kids just behind me, asked me if I was 'practicing'. I just told her I used it for cross training. I said that to lead up to this, this was really weird. Last night, went up North Mountain, then came back down and went in the weight room and started bench pressing. The brunette was in the pool with all 3 kids. So I come back out headed towards the gate, didnt say anything to anybody, she says, out loud, "Theres the next door neighbor, the one with the skateboard..." So I politely said hi, she says "Thats the skateboard nude..." I didnt quite make that out, then she says "Youre the skateboard nude..." Still didnt quite make out what she was saying, so I go up there and say, "What...?" She says, "Skateboard nude!", I say "Skateboard what???", still not knowing what the hell she is talking about. So she says, "Youre the one who goes around skateboarding in these short-shorts arent you?" I said I skateboard in whatever I happen to be wearing, "why?". So she says, "Not around these kids!!! We dont want any skateboard nudes around the kids." WTF!!!!!! Let me get this straight, I cant skateboard in a t-shirt and gym shorts when kids might be around??? Well, if I cant do that, I guess I better not go swimming when kids might be around since that would require wearing a swim suit. Or I better put on my full wet suit if I want to go swimming in the pool, even if it is over 100 degrees outside. What do yall think about this? This is weird!

I only lift about three days right now or until it starts getting harder to lift the same weight. Other than that, the best thing is mountain climbing, puts a lot of pressure on your legs but I can feel even my arms tense up like I had been weight lifting. Climbing has the effect of building muscle + intense cardio, you almost dont need the gym. And you get a great view at the top so you always get the motivation to go higher and work out that much more.

Yep, skydiving's pretty addictive, havent jumped in months but keep thinking about it all the time. Somebody should have warned me!!! I mean, who would ever think leaping out the door of an airplane could be something thats addictive?

That got my adrenaline up...ohhh yea. Dont think I dont know whats going on here. This was all planned out. It's is a conspiracy, and youre all conspirators. You knew I was going to visit this thread. And youre just preying on my weakness. Youre trying to make me jump again, arent you? Well, it wont work. Okay, well, it might, but dont think I dont know what youre up to. Youre all in on it!!! And youre all evil!!!!

OK, on a serious note, I remember scenes from years ago about skydiving when I was a kid, but are very vague. From these, I had always thought that if you open the chute too late, even though it is fully open and fully inflated, you still wouldnt slow down in time to hit the ground too hard and get serioiusly injured or killed, so I thought it took all kinds of time to decelerate after the canopy was out and fully inflated. And flaring? Nope, never heard of that. So much for what TV makes you think.

Have you been lifting every day for four weeks? I was going to try that but keep getting told it isnt a good thing, ie muscles build while youre resting not working.