usedtajump
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I knew a guy who had a HUGE German Shephard named Hitler. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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I'd love to see the landing. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Move a "1" from the 1st to the second column. Add the three rows, get 666, mark of the devil canopy! Hmmmm....Lincoln / Kennedy both have seven letters. And: Lincoln was Kennedy's secretary's last name and Kennedy ws Lincoln's secretary's last name. Where were you on.......Oh, never mind. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Cemetaries. I've done just about everything that's possible sexually that can be done in a car, between a man and a woman, in complete privacy, in broad daylight in the cemetary where Bonnie Parker is buried. Used to go there about twice a week with a girl at work The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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[*** The French told them by the way, but no - they had to be vilified for it.... This is getting really ugly.... As did the French tell us not to get involved in a war before we barged into Vietnam. Hmmmmm, maybe the French aren't as dumb as some here think. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Appears to be a Gulfstream IV, and it's MUCH more expensive than that old 707. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Out of 2000+ tandem jumps that I did, I got one $20.00 tip and another time a certificate for a free hamburger. Maybe things have changed for the better these days. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Damn fella, don't be such a snob, it's a big sky. Looks to me like there's enough for everybody to share. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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According to IMDB, Joyce Randolph is still on the sunny side of the dirt. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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"Hey Ralphy boy". Bummer. Maybe they'll dump his ashes in the sewer.
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340th Stratigic Bomb Wing (Bergstrom AFB) 67th Tactical Recon. Wing (Bergstrom AFB) 388 Tactical Fighter Wing (Korat RTAFB Thailand) The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Well bud, you better get over there NOW and get what you want. Ask me how I know The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Having aluminum foil come in contact with my fillings. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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The Concord really never proved to be very practical for commercial purposes. It was mostly just publicity for British Airways / Air France, an extravagance for a tiny group of elite and a very uneconomical way to turn jet fuel into noise and smoke. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Wear earplugs always, if you don't you, eventually, won't be able to hear you audible altimiter anyway. Will somebody answer that telephone? (Get my drift?) The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Been quit for seven years now and there's not a day that goes by that at some time or another a cigarette would be just the thing. Gotta be strong bro, I'm pulling for you. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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I've come close to dying from asphixiation laughing at that show. If you see the movie " Lost In Translation" there's a short scene in it that will make you laugh just because you've seen something similar on MXC (think floters and sinkers) The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Get a nwe roommate, NOW!!! The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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You will go directly to Heaven with 72 virgins waiting to fulfill your every fantasy. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Hey Aggie Dave, I jumped with David for years. Ask him about his brother, also deaf, who was in a static line course doing a PRCP with a belly wart. He pulled the reserve handle instead of the dummy ripcord resulting in 2 canopies out. Everyone on the DZ got a hugh laugh watching his dumb ass instructor flying around him under canopy yelling for him to cut away. Doh The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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I never had kids, never wanted kids and had a vascetomy just to make sure. Thank ya Jesus, oh, thank ya Jesus. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Still got my Vecor and Cruislite but they're from 1983 last jumped in 1996. The Cruislite has 1800 jumps on it and and was relined once. VERY loooonnnngggg openings and pretty hard landings toward the last. The vector was still very comfortable. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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Do DZ.commers make the world's worst employees?
usedtajump replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
WTF, my boss is in New York, I'm in Texas and I get the job done. The older I get the less I care who I piss off. -
Bastards don't carry the battery for my motorcycle anymore either. Please include my displeasure in your letter The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
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They dropped the Atomic Bomb on Hiroshima (Damn am I old) The older I get the less I care who I piss off.