usedtajump

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  1. "A river of honey, a river of wine and 72 virgins. Since I have been studying Quran I know about the sweet life that waits there (in Paradise)," Puleeeezzzz!!!! Maybe they should tell him the truth about Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, too. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  2. Canada, Mexico, Jamaica, Dominican Republic, Thailand, Vietnam, Japan, China, England, France, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Germany, Estonia, Russia, Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Morocco, Spanish Saraha. I'm from Dallas, TX The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  3. Hell, I've heard many try to sing it at sporting events that don't even know the first stanza. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  4. -Was not IN the pledge in your days? Ex-squeeze me? And our children should be given the right to express themselves ONE WAY OR THE OTHER...we were founded on religious FREEDOM...should you take that AWAY from my child, usedtajump, I would have ISSUES with it. Your kid need not say it, but MINE DO. Hey, I ain't lyin' to ya'. One day at school we were saying "one nation indivisible" then show up the next day and it was"one nation, under God, indivisible." Edited to say, sorry, I don't know where the bold print came from.
  5. Well kiddies, when I was a kid 'Under God" was not yet in the Pledge and still to this day, it still sounds strange to me to have that added bit in there. I never thought it belonged in there in the first place. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  6. "Swimming Pool" was pretty deep. Stars Charlotte Rampling and was on the art house circuit last year. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  7. 30 laps in a Winston Cup type race car at the driving school at Texas Motor Speedway. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  8. Girlfriend Wife (Got a lot better one now ) Running (back to it now though) Playing in a band. Motorcycle (back to that now, too) The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  9. A problem with Allen Flynn??? Who's kidding who? How could anyone have a problem, other than having too good a time, being around Allen Flynn. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  10. Once had a guy get to altitude and he told that he just couldn't do it and wanted to ride the plane down, so we did. He told me how sorry he was about the whole thing as he was leaving and seemed so down on himself. All I could do was tell him it was OK and not to be too hard on himself and that I respected the courage it took to make the decision he did. About two hours later, he showed back up at the DZ and asked me if I would mind taking him up again and I told him Hell yeah, just pay for our slots and we're there. This time he didn't hesitate one bit on exit and the look of pride on his face and the joy that guy felt when we landed was only exceeded by the joy I felt for him.
  11. I make a very good salary and I spend the whole day, everday, surfing the net because it's so slow where I work. Having said that, I've spent the whole day surfing the net for the last year and one month and still going. When they tell me to leave, I'll go to the unemployment office with the biggest, happiest grin on my face. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  12. Take care of yourself Mike, you're probably the only one of the old Decatur characters still in the air. Hope the pain goes away quickly. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  13. "Ambulance Blues" Neil Young "Crazy Baby" Joan Osborne The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  14. Heard a radio discussion the other day relating that due to the continuing slippage of the US Dollar, OPEC is seriously considering basing the price of oil on the EURO instead of the Dollar. This would immediately increase the cost of importing foreign oil to the US by about 25%. Anyone else hear this? The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  15. While touring the Auschwitz Concentration Camp and being somewhat taken aback that there was a SNACK BAR there, I think it's OK to bitch about anything. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  16. I hear ya'. I used to be hard core for H2Optics Meridian sunglasses which sold for, about $80.00. Found some with similar styling at WallyWorld called Denny Brauer Strike Kings that have the same lenses as H2Optics and they only cost $6.50. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  17. Watching Ernie Long and Levi Green pull at 400' over the packing area at Freek Brothers in 1985 in front of Roger and the Mayor of Freeport, IL. The cool part was when Roger walked up to them after they landed, pulled their reserves and tore their wristbands off. How ya' doin' Ernie? I'll be up to see ya' in a couple of weeks to say hi. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  18. Spooge trough. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  19. Didn't Bruette almost lose a most valued part of his anatomy when he hit and slid down a guy wire while making a BASE jump from a TV tower back in 1980 or so? The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  20. Yeppers, a hole. A deep, dark, fun for the whole gang, hole. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  21. Even though these issues are rife with curves and slick spots, it shouldn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out that this is the best course for the nation as a hole. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  22. Damn, Elmo dosen't look like he's aged a bit since 1982. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  23. Guess I missed something somewhere but it wouldn't be the first time. Hope the job works out for you but it sure would be tough to leave CO for a job. Where would you be going, what would you be doing at the new job? Hope it's worth it both from a financial and fulfillment point of view. Here's to it working out for you, good luck. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  24. Immediately after door opened "Is you sho' de pa'chute been packed good?". Immediately after canopy opened "Thank ya Jesus, thank ya Jesus, ohhhhhh thank ya' Jesus!!!!".
  25. The day I won overall in the intermediate class at the USPA Paraski Nationals and at the banquet that evening, while he was sitting on stage, watching the USPA Executive Director pick cocaine beans out of his nose and eat them during the awards presentation. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.