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  1. Here you go Paul. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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  3. Demo jumpers make MONEY??! When the Hell did THAT happen? And then there is the 10% that didn’t get the memo. But fear not there is an incentive package in committee to cover under employed demo jumpers. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  4. And that Billy D. makes it all worth while. Air Trash lives. Sparky ST-25 My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  5. AS8015-B 4.3.5 Functional Test (Twisted Lines): A minimum of 5 drops shall be made with a weight not more than the maximum operating weight dummy or person3 in each harness. The airspeed at the time of pack opening shall be 60 KEAS (111.1 km/h). Three twists in the same direction (360° each) shall be purposely packed in the suspension lines adjacent to the lowest attachment point to the canopy. The parachute must be functionally open within the time calculated for 4.3.6 tests +1 s from the time of pack release. 4.3.6 Functional Test (Normal Pack All Types): For all 4.3.6 tests the maximum allowable opening time for parachute canopies with a maximum operating weight of 250 lb (113.4 kg) or less, is 3 s from the moment of pack opening. For parachutes with a maximum operating weight of greater than 250 lb (113.4 kg) the maximum allowable opening time shall be increased by 0.01 s for every pound of maximum operating weight in excess of 250 lb (113.4 kg). Alternatively altitude loss instead of time may be measured and the maximum allowable altitude loss may be calculated as follows. For all 4.3.6 tests the maximum allowable altitude loss for parachutes with a maximum operating weight of 250 lb (113.4 kg) or less is 300 ft (91.5 m) from the altitude at pack opening. For parachutes with a maximum operating weight of greater than 250 lb (113.4 kg) the maximum allowable altitude loss shall be increased by 1 ft for every pound of maximum operating weight in excess of 250 lb (113.4 kg). NOTE: Altitude loss measurements must be measured along a vertical trajectory only. However, the deviation from the vertical produced by a gliding main parachute descending with a vertical velocity of less than 20 FPS (6.1 m/s) shall be acceptable. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  6. No more calls, we have a winner. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  7. The Parachute center might be that old but Bill hasn't owned that long. In the late 70's or early 80's he was a regular at Perris. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  8. And that is such a tired worn out saying. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  9. You wake up one morning and realize: Your wife is gone and took the kids. You sold the house and live in a trailer in the Ghetto. All your credit cards, if you have any left, are maxed out. Thanksgiving and Christmas are just 2 more week days that you can go to the DZ. If you own a suit and tie you can’t remember where they are. You don’t feel comfortable in polite company. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  10. You willingness to forgive of this type of behavior has brought it into question. Sparky YEA, you tell him! That'll teach him to disagree with a baying mob. Does this look familiar? I think what the “baying mob” is trying to say is similar to what this post is stating. It was learned over 20 years ago that this behavior was dangerous to the point of being potentially fatal. The fact that the TI’s in question went through a TI course shows that they were aware of it and at the time agreed with it. Their one job as a TI is risk management on a jump that someone else has paid for. Instead they turned that jump into a playground for their own enjoyment. Even if the passenger knew of the Crew in advance I seriously doubt the level of added risk brought up and explained. Didn’t you used to have a real name? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  11. QuoteDon't forget about Vigil?? That lasts 20 years..[/reply] That is yet to be seen. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  12. The knowledge has always been there. What I have learned jumping I learned because I was fortunate enough to know some of those that are now passing. There was a time when I was pretty fast in the air. Had a guy at Elsinore ask me where I learned to go so fast. I told him I learned it from the guys that invented it. I was standing next to a guy named Bill Edwards, RIP, and he laughed so hard I thought he was going to have a stroke. But fewer and fewer seem to give a damn what the people that started out sport accomplished or the conditions under which the accomplished it. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  13. Damn, that helmet looks great. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  14. You willingness to forgive of this type of behavior has brought it into question. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  15. Yes, actually it was. It is out of line and uncalled for to bring the 58,261 names on the Wall into a nothing thread about Mark Shlatter going wacko. As a Marine Nick should show more respect to those that gave all. Sparky Sorry, but I disagree. It was out of line and uncalled for the OP to insert a cheap and insulting shot at Democrats into a nothing thread about Mark Shlatter going wacko. As ye sow, so shall ye reap. And following one cheap shot with another does not make either one appropriate. Screw the Democrats and the Republicans, the men and women that came home in a box deserve better. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  16. Bill Stage died yesterday. He was one of the Arvin Good Guys, on the first 8 way and the first 10 way. He was also one of the guy that put me out on static line. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  17. One more light from the past goes out. Bill was the first person I saw in freefall. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  18. Yes, actually it was. It is out of line and uncalled for to bring the 58,261 names on the Wall into a nothing thread about Mark Shlatter going wacko. As a Marine Nick should show more respect to those that gave all. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  19. Out of line and uncalled for Nick. Democrats also have their dirty little secrets. Remember Clinton. The names on the Wall are not Republicans, Democrats or any other political party. They were Americans. And you Nick of all people should know that. Sparky HM2 – 2nd. Batt. 3rd Marines. Northern I Corp – 1967/68 Edited to add: It is usually the Democrats that go after the Military. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  20. that is a PA and it is also the pot calling the kettle black! So he wasn't warned and explained the peril of jumoin up on exot before the incident, do you actually read what you say as well as others? The guys is an idiot and one we don't want in skydiving, it evey idiot could sue the DZO for thier own idiocy, then skydiving would be very expensive and slow, no hot loads, no back to backs, 5 hours training with each paunter... Too busy focusing on me and what you dislike about me rather than seeing reason... ... Nice 1 [big thumbs up!] i gotta go do 10 tandems, I havn't jumoed in 2 days feeloing a littel uncurrent, I might have to practice my front flips today! Its a shame(for you) you didn't gain finacially out of this law suit, but it seems customers will be driving past your DZ to jump for half the price for years to come. Did you read through your response before hitting the "post reply" key? After reading through some of your recent posts it appears that your ability to express yourself in a coherent manner is diminishing. Some of the topic you bring up and the way you response to others seem to be scattered and disorganized. While I very seldom agreed with you at least your posts were clear and concise. Not knowing you it is hard to determine what is going on with you. It could be you are standing to close to the bottle or even the pipe. You might want to consider getting some outside help while it is still your decision. Not meant to flame just an observation. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  21. Is there a reason it shouldn't be held in the US? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  22. That’s crap and I think you know it. Pulling their rating should not be done as punishment for their immature and reckless behavior. They should have the ratings pulled to separate them from and unknowing public. I didn’t see any personal attacks but I did see some people flaming the actions of thoughtless and reckless individuals. As airtwardo said, zero tolerance on safety when you are dealing with the lives of others. As a pilot are you a forgiving of those who violate FAR’s and endanger the lives of paying passengers? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  23. Now that was a waste of bandwidth. Crawl back under your rock. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  24. I can’t help you with a place to jump a glider but thought I would tell you about mine. It was an Air Show in California. I jumper a Blanik towed to altitude by a Wilga. The Wilga had 3 other jumpers in it. At about 9,000 AGL the glider cut loose from the Wilga and the Wilga did a 360 and came up off our wing tip. As we passed over the airport I went out of the glider and the others left the Wilga. We had a 4 way at about 6,000 AGl. It was cold a shit because we had to take the canopy off the glider. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  25. What you experienced is called Temporal Distortion, common in high speed, high stress situations. It can be really dangerous. While you perceive things as having slowed down they are in fact moving a normal speed. This lulls you into thinking you have more time to deal with a problem and before you know it you have run out of altitude. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals