Islandcool

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  1. Oh yes because nothing protects like excess foreskin. I'm going to make a frapp hat out of some. Ed
  2. Hey the kid is 16 if that. Where do you think this was....Texas?? Ed
  3. I look for you...Lets see..wearing green with wings..no problem should be easy to spot.
  4. Probably heading up on Wed afternoon from San Diego... Anyone gonna be around for some beers? Ed
  5. DING DING DING...WINNER!
  6. Yeah I was just pissin' the day away... Can't wait till the 22nd.
  7. Is that part of my "B" Lic requirements? I have a feeling I'm going to learn a few things.....
  8. Let's go! Let me make sure my health insurance is paid up first.
  9. Is there a place to make sure my gear will be secure? I'm staying at the IHOP. Or are skydivers so trustworthy I won't have to worry about it? Ed
  10. Oh yeah...you JUST found out. Yeah right! Ed
  11. So I go to get a sugar free frozen yogurt today and they're training a new kid. His first job. They were surprised at his skill in making these cones. He said he went to hometown buffet and practiced with their self serve Ice cream machine.
  12. Nope....I'm a damage analyst for personal auto. I see this crap all the time. It's one of the insured's vehicles.
  13. Brand spanking new 350z. It's total loss tuesday! Ed
  14. This is an actual lic plate on a I saw. She must really love that oldsmobile. Ed
  15. Your vision isn't as good as you thought....93 Million Miles to the sun. Ed
  16. On one of my AFF levels someone on the load wiped their booger on my instuctor's goggles. He put them on and their it was... Pretty frickin' nasty. Ed
  17. That's it...I'm not going! Ummmm....ok I'm back in. Ed
  18. My Name Is Ed Souza. I'm a Material Damage Analyst for Personal Auto (insurance). That's what they told me anyway. Ed
  19. oh well that makes sense....it's soccer. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
  20. How many bottles did you order? Ed
  21. I thought it was a cinder block hanging off your balls...or a puppy and a.... Oh nevermind. I called the pound and a puppy is $80. Home Depot say a cinder block is $1.50 Ed
  22. to do a focus group on....BEER! So they call me about once a month and it's a quick $80-$100 for a few hours. This time it was for beer..after about 10 min of questions it turns out I didn't qualify...WTF? I was cracking up...I didn't qualify to voice an opinion on beer??? Ok but several months ago I sat through 2 hours of the crappiest reality show about dating called "The Diary". For some reason I qualified for that. I don't get it.