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Still waiting for that special edition director's cut. Ed

I can't remember either.... Frigg' I'm as old as you are. I may or may not drink. It all depends. I may just coffee it. I'll buy you a coffee. How does that sound? Ed

I'll take a piece of that action! Happy Birthday Michele! ED

is what I order at happy hour tonight. So I gotta say it. "I LOVE YOU MAN!" Ed

Masturbation lost it edge? Ed

Could you both PM me and tell me WTF you're talking about? Ed

I like quad. Quad Squad Quad Queens Quad Kings Of course there's always Octotesticles Ed

Man I actually heard that once. I didn't know how to pack so I didn't know any better but something didn't seem right. Ed

Dammit...I've never met her. note to self: Check out the Bytch's rack at the memorial day boogie. OK check! Ed

In an ego driven sport guess what you'll find? Yep ego. We see it all the time. How many times have you seen the Bytch explain to people over and over that the may not be ready for a higher wingloading. I do find it difficult with the injuries and incidents that take place that people still think they can push the envelope before they are ready. Ego is what drives a lot of it. I can only assume that is drives people to to bump their numbers up. Ed

Yes but also there looks like there may be some cigarette burns on the carpet and you shouldn't smoke in the packing area. Ed

Da Boyz in Oahu Prision still miss you! Ed

Didn't you do time in Hawaii? If you get to San Diego I'll buy you a plate lunch at Da Kine's in Mission Beach. Man I love that place but gotta watch the intake ya know. Ed

Thanks B Ed

Do you take requests? Ed

Your coffee..... 24oz Hazelnut with a mix of hazelnut creamer and half-n-half and 3 sweet-n-lows.

ummmmm....WTF?

Can't be. I don't see a 72 chevy nova up on blocks anywhere. Actually dude where is that? In San Diego? Ed

Soo there I was. A friend (girl) asked me if I would go to the adult store with her. I say ok. We go to the counter where she then asks "Do you have any anal beads" I'm like WTF? The guy brings some out. She then says "Do you have any bigger ones?" I am now kinda freaked. I didn't know she was into that. I walk off into the video section...where I then see my one of my favorite titles. And they all lived happily ever after.

One of my favorite titles "One flew into the poo poo's nest" I was in a gay adult store. I couldn't stop laughing.

I'm a little kid playing on the ballfield in Kona on the Big Island. All of a sudden I look up and there are 4 or so canopies flying around. Bright pretty colors. They land and go into one of the pavillions to pack. They drive off and a plane flies over again and once again canopies open and the same thing happens. I am just in awe. They jumped all day. I stay there all day just watching and waiting. There was no dropzone in Kona. So I didn't get to see it too much. Any time skydiving was around I'd check it out. I was always heavy and couldn't do it. I forgot about it because it was one of those things that just wasn't going to happen at my weight. 23 months ago I get a gastric bypass. I loose a bunch of weight. Little over 5 months ago I drive to Skydive San Diego to sight see and get some info. I look at the prices for AFF and I'm waffling if I should do it or not. Should I be responsible with my money and save it for something really important...blah blah whine whine. A tandem lands and the guy just falls on back on the ground. He's moving around but I can tell that he was glad to be on the ground. The instructor and video guy are laughing and shaking hands with the guy. I ask the woman next to me is you friend ok? She says yes but I think he's a bit overwhelmed. She then says he has brain cancer. He gets up and the instructor takes him by the arm and helps him walk off the landing area. I see the scars on his head from the operations. I say fuck it. This guy is going to die and he's living life what the fuck am I whining about. I go straight to the bank pull out the cash and I jumped the next day. Absolutely the greatest thing I have ever done for myself if fufill a childhood dream.

Damn...and Just last week I was looking for a Clarinet paying hooker that played golf and could make me some cookies. Too bad I filled that position.

Ahem.... Name of fast food establishment or establishments required.

Ummm....ok The most fearsome thing I've seen at mission beach was a whacked out homeless guy playing superman on a shopping cart. Maybe those were real bricks and you didn't know it. Ed

Fuck you! Let the abuse begin! Welcome back