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15 days and one more paycheck.
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Mike Ortiz Moving to Skydive San Diego
Islandcool replied to greggfah's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Never heard of it. Where's that? Ed -
Dudes...If I ever get injured and Dave is at the DZ....DON"T LET HIM TOUCH ME! Fuck...What if I break my nose? Ed
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Genetic imprinting and condtioning from dad when he took you to the public restrooms when you were a kid. Words were never really passed. The times mom took you to the restroom was seriously messed up. She would be watching you and ladies would be talking freely and I just couldn't go. For those who didn't have that male influence when you were a kid there is always the "Waxie" Big way urinal camp. Of course you have to have had at least 100 awkward urinal experiences to qualify. Anyway how the hell do you ladies instinctively know how to handle a baby. Someone handing me a baby once and his head was flopping around. I said hey what's wrong with his neck? How was I to know you were to support a baby's head. Ed
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I am now. I just got to work! Ed
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That's pretty damn awesome wendy.
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Yeah Spank didn't jump that day. Maybe next time and when I get some freeflying skills down. Ed
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I got 5 out of 6. I got the last one wrong. Man Cora, did you think we made that stuff up? Ed
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Dude there was a bigboy a few weeks ago at Otay. six feet plus and I'm sure he must of been pushing just over 300. I think they put him on Teri's rig. He was way too big for the student rigs. Everyone was waiting for him to land. He came down and his feet slid from under him but he got a big round of cheers from the experienced jumpers. He has not come back but kudos to that guy. Adam was one JM but I'm not sure who the other was...I know it wasn't Jen Ed
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Well I can't see it too good but that gray puffy thing with lighning bolts coming out of it blocking the sun...looks bad. Ed
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No sugar-daddy restrictions in the continental United States. It's true...I looked it up. Ed
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Yes it is!
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Dude...you did get you picture taken with Spank didn't you? Ed
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Awsome! Dude will you supersize my order for free? Joke bro. Congrats!
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Happy Birthday Lisa.
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Congrats!
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6+:1:Yep 6+:Made a bunch of new friends. All really cool. Had the crappy weather and Michele's birthday to thank for that. Great conversation and a good time. 1: Once the weather cleared I got one in. One of the best freefly jumps I had ever had. Held my sit and stand with no difficulty. Was a little worried about the wind conditions but JP gave me some quick tips and all was good. Yep: Beers were tasty Ed
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Uh.....yeah. That's the ticket! Ed
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I smell Vegas..... I'm voting to throw her in the pool. Of course a white shirt and no bra will be the required swim gear. Ed
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Yep...took care of that. Right Grasshopper? Ed
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That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I'll do you a favor and get it off your hands for ...hmmmm..$150 Of course I kid. Congrats Dude!
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So me and JP head on over to the Bomb Shelter after Michele's Birthday dinner. It was quite excellent by the way. Happy Birthday again girl. Anyway we arrive at the Bomb Shelter with cash spilling over out of our pockets so we can by the Bytch drinks. But WTF??? She's not there. Damn girl...we were even wearing some leopard print speedos for you. I had a 3 decks of cards to play blackjack. Soooooo...where were you? Ed
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Dream lastnight where I was discussing the different flavors of Mrs. Dash seasonings. Talk about exciting. If I'm going to have funky dreams I want nudity. Ed
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SoCal....this blows. Ed