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  1. how the hell did you get naked pictures of my girlfriend????!!?!? doing those chicks would be a job for tarzan, king of the jungle. MB 3528, RB 1182
  2. a few of mine are signed by the famous Herbie Versmells I think the logbook signing thing is a good thing for low timers, as it does slightly keep people honest, plus its a great way to introduce yourself to other jumpes on the load, especailly at a new DZ or something. MB 3528, RB 1182
  3. /10/0 Did 5 demo jumps into a music/sports festival. Also got a nice 3 way headdown jump in. we topped out at 190 mph. MB 3528, RB 1182
  4. lol i love their premium plan... "The Golden Dildo Plan" but seriously, for $50 bucks a month why couldn't you just buy 3 toys? MB 3528, RB 1182
  5. get to jump 300 by june. go to WFFC. maybe do some CRW MB 3528, RB 1182
  6. Twinkies have a shelf life of twenty-five days, so that twinkie sitting on his desk is waaayyy past eating stage. you should try though MB 3528, RB 1182
  7. p.s. where are the bullet casings? and why is the muzzle flash so huge in the first few shots, and nonexistent in the last few? MB 3528, RB 1182
  8. it does look pretty fake, but i really can't say why. first 2 shots were definitly justified. If he had stopped there, i personally would have given him a slap on the back. Its the third shot thats a little iffy. MB 3528, RB 1182
  9. anyone notice the weirdness of the second motorist? Apparently this Patrick Haab guy hands a gun to somebody he doesn't know, this "motorist" happens to speak spanish and is asking the mexicans whether they crossed illegally, then the motorist leaves before the cops show up (and hes a witness?). This sound like Patrick had another guy from his border militia group thing around, who interrigated the mexicans, then left before the cops show up because it would look bad. This Patrick guy was playing mr. policeman. MB 3528, RB 1182
  10. My DZ does it and we ain't in south africa either MB 3528, RB 1182
  11. Just remember to chop it before it burns too far. You DO want it to release from you before tossing good nylon, right? If it burns to the point of little drag before chopping, you're going to have a bad day. well at that point, you would be basically in freefall, so the burning lines wouldn't be touching you. plus 120 mph winds i bet puts out a basically a string on fire. MB 3528, RB 1182
  12. I freefly in my Z1... never had a problem with the thing coming off. but you can't look cool on the video with a fullface on. MB 3528, RB 1182
  13. this is a great idea. I love taking jumpers up on their first jump off student status, and doing something fun and low pressure. MB 3528, RB 1182
  14. I recently did a jump where we did a high hop N pop and bumped end cells. When somebody bumped mine, it caused both canopies to do a quick shudder and turned us away from each other about 20 degrees. When I watched the same jumper bump end cells with another person, his canopy did another shudder, and turned and dove in front of the other guys. The bottom jumper had to walk across the other guys canopy. is this a normal issue with bumping end cells? or maybe it occurs only on fairly highly loaded ZP canopies? (canopies were triathalon at 1.3, crossfire2 at 1.9, and sabre at 1.) how do you CRW guys deal with this, if it happens to you? (note, I have no CRW experience so forgive this if its a dumb question. I want to try real CRW at some point so I want to learn) MB 3528, RB 1182
  15. prepare for a forking, windcatcher. MB 3528, RB 1182
  16. a guy at our DZ has one, he really liked it till it had a premature on the step. so he spent a couple hundred dollars getting the mods to make it better protected and freefly friendly. i would have just spent that extra money getting a better container from the beginning. MB 3528, RB 1182
  17. already did it and got the refund. i found out its much easier to do it early, have it done and sent in, then procrastinating it until I get an ulcer from worrying. MB 3528, RB 1182
  18. I'm not only a static line instructor, but i was also a client MB 3528, RB 1182
  19. 0:6:0 did a hybrid, a crosscountry with end cell bumps, and a sitfly where I and another jumper went low. I pulled at 1900 MB 3528, RB 1182
  20. I was wondering why the letters looked so small me!!! MB 3528, RB 1182
  21. Thats a horse shoe too, well, unless it just plain rips off the snag. A horse shoe is when any part or the main is touching you (appart for the risers at the 3 ring of course). yeah I mean when the main catches the container as its being deployed, and rips off or tears up the container. I'm not sure what it would be called MB 3528, RB 1182
  22. if you have to ask, then you are probably worried a little... so do a few jumps on the 235 to get back into the swing of things, then once you feel comfortable you can jump your 210. MB 3528, RB 1182
  23. while any high speed mal is fairly dangerous, because their is less time to deal with it, horseshoes are the worst mal IMO. if you can't get the canopy off of you or your gear before you pull reserve, you have a big risk that it might entangle with your reserve. another one that worries the hell outta me, even though its not common, is when the main somehow catches on the reserve container while deploying. I've heard about reserve containers being torn off, or people dieing from this. MB 3528, RB 1182