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This question was raised long ago in a pub in Scotland. The solution? Drink both!! It's called having a pint with a whiskey chaser. BP

For being very loud and singing all the hyms wrong. And the girl was probably 4ft tall & 5ft wide but with my beer goggles she was mega hot. BP

All on the same Christmas eve night when u i was a lad: - got thrown out of midnight mass by the vicar. - picked a fight with 2 guys who were trying to cock block me with a girl (1 was her dad, the other her husband) - got knocked down by a car while using my (borrowed) trench coat to play bull fighter with them. - decided that the field I was walking through to get home, was in fact a swimming pool and swam it. - laffed at my step dad while he was giving me a bollicking for turning up at 4am on Christmas day with sick and mud over his £350 trench coat that I had borrowed (without his permission) Never again. BP

which picture ? This one: http://www.nur-gezielt.ch/Gallery/image40.html BP

Thanks mate, and the plan for easter sounds good. BP

I Fu - complete waste of time but makes me laff. Chess with Friends - As yet, I am unbeaten and no one wants to play me. Feel free to step up. (I am 'Grand Master Mike') Shareprice. Midomi - A bit like shazam but with some freaky results. Light Bike - im a big TRON fan. Oh and Amoury. Which I use if the boss gets on my nerves. BP

My weekend started today with a day off work and a trip to Netheravon. After a really really long break from jumping, I finally completed a refresher and did 2 jumps. And it feels sooooooo good. Saturday my 'Uncle Buck' car goes in for some essental work. And then hopefuly Sunday I will get some more jumps in.

These should get some results "Do you fuck on first dates?" "Does your dad own a brewery?" "Can I feel your tits?" "Or will you show them too me?" BP

I put off buying one for a long time. And sixe was an issue for me. But I got one now and it fits fine in any pocket. I have mine in a hardshell 'INCASE' which is really cool. Never had a but dial yet but I have mine set to Auto-lock atfer 1 minute. You may want to think about holding off just now, cos if you believe all the rumour sites, a new phone is on the way probly July, in addition to an OS software update in May. BP

Who's the pretty girl in 9 right? hello BP

Yeh yeh yeh pull the other one. April fools day was yesterday. virgin-burner with a non- alcoholic can in his hand. Nahhh I'm not buying it. BP

I work in a paper-less office. We dont have pens. BP

Squeak, This will solve all your problems. Get someone to buy it for you sort your insurance out and your good to go.

You can get an 'ok' car for for less than £350. They go for about £75 at auctions. BP

Better go with playful. Put-downs just leads to PAs. Someone you want to slap for whatever shit they posted recently. I need to do a search on recent posts BP

Playful or put-down? BP

It has been nine years, I just booked my refresher, soon be buying beers. BP

I'd love to. Will have to see how refresher training and subsequent jumps go though. (at Nethers) What days you going to be there? BP

If the weather is good... I will hopefully be stepping out of a Skyvan BP

Yep, usually drunk girls thinking I am Martin Johnson. But he is 6' 7 & ugly, where as I'm 6' and handsome. Got asked for my autograph when I raced and that was for bring me :) BP

Serious response... It's very important. I think it is more about the level of respect though rather than totality. I would not expect a partner to completely respect everything that I do, but I would expect them to respect that I am who I am. Love me and respect me for who I am, warts and all not who YOU want me to be. BP

Not a serious response... INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Baseball 5.0, Football 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.m However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck! Tech Support

Learn the lesson: 'he who hesitates... Masterbates!' BP

a2m? What services are you going to offer to the highest bidder? BP