bluepill

WOW, never been proposed to before. Can we get to know each other a bit first though? BP

One of mine was to be 'more happy' and 'cheerful'. To smile more and engage people with warmth. I have been working hard on this as well and it was great until this morning. My smiling and warmth has landed me in trouble with a girl who works in the office. I was just being nice to everyone, but have bumped into and been nice to her twice since yesterday. Her husband 'caught' me smiling and being nice to her today and did not seem to impressed. On top of that a colleague of mine has just told me something about the husband..."he knows kung fu" Jeez, all this trouble over a poxy smile. BP

Please, don't even get me started! Us and the rest of the world call it football. Just because someone of very low intellect on your side of the pond decided that a boring game which comprises throwing the ball with your hands, falling over having gained 6 yards and then having a nice break for 5 minutes after all that streneous activity should be called, of course, FOOTball. What the hell! Thats like calling fishing lioning. Q "Why is it called lioning?" A "cos we hunt for fish" You lot are weird... face it! BP

Sounds like the bushes on the starter motor have jammed. You can replace it and will probably need to if it keeps sticking. In the meantime try one of the following: Put the car in gear and turn the ignition on. Rock the car back and forth while in gear if you can. (not sure you can do this on an automatic) Or find the starter motor and give it a few taps with a small hammer. It may take a few attempts but both methods should free up the bushes and your good to go. BP

"... You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to." BP

Doesn't care if it's the a Queen that is on thheir knees. He really is a fonny guy. BP

What’s the most intelligent thing to come out of a woman’s mouth? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Einstein’s cock.

IMO: Everything and everybody is always in a constant state of change. Be it a change in your: beliefs; values; relationships; tastes; job; image; health; morals; financial status; emotions; etc etc ... But it is the combined balance of all changes that give you the sense of your being at any particular time. The difficult part to understand is just what level of change it is that you think you need or allow. Most people never really know but search for an answer by making ‘resolutions’ or ‘goals’ to achieve or even just a commitment to ones self to live within their own values. Whether there succeed or fail is not that important. It’s the fact that they attempt, that is important. Because they are attempting to take control and responsibility of their lives and how the constant change impacts them. We (can) have an influence on the direction, pace and enormity of the change. It’s whether or not we really want to though. Motivation comes from 'feeling' the benefit of the change which is really hard to do if your not quite there yet. Personally I use visualisation to 'feel' the benefits of major change. I have done this many times before, although not always successful it always helps (me). Examples: 1. When I raced motorbikes I used to get real shitty starts and have to work hard to get into the top ten. For any dirt bikers out there I was comparable to Mike Larocco (without his talent) So on practice days during the week, I would (as I always did) practice my starts. But I started to visualise the start for a couple of minutes before each one. I would visualise everything from prepping my gate to exiting the first corner. And I visualised all the senses too, the smells, the sounds, the feelings.... everything. Back at the races, my starts improved and I got better results. The year I started doing that I won the most improved rider category in my club. 2. At the moment I am getting myself fitter and losing weight. I am using visualisation again, but not on what I eat or how I exercise, but more on the feelings and sensations of skydiving and jumping my 190. It motivates me to keep going. Change is always happening, whether you try to influence the pace and direction of it or not, you may as well enjoy the journey. BP

NO WAY You don't look a day over..... 49 Are gonna be having a birthday jump? BP

Perhaps its all the fog at this time of year and you have lost your way. But hey while your hear - Welcome back

After a long lay off - get current again. Find somewhere new to live. Get fitter than I am and try and get a six pack. Forgive people. Meet a new Girl Friend. Keep hold of a job. BP

NO WAY You don't look a day over..... 49 Are gonna be having a birthday jump? BP

Before I go off to bed with my hot water bottle... Happy New Year to all.

I was supposed to be meeting up with a friend and a "Blind date" tonight. But I got struck down with the Flu last night. So, will be home in bed with a hot water bottle. BP

Well the sun shines on a dogs ass once in a while. Dont worry though, it will pass. BP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGf2kjr_0AY

Really has the HOTS for the poster above me. BP

How much is that in UK Pounds? Solution (to this and the 'getting laid' problem): Sell your Body. BP

ummmm... "Kipper" "Knickers" "Mardi" "Supper" "enChips" "Sushi" "Rover" "tiddles" "Jaws" "Random" "Fishface" BP

Happy BURPday BP

Get your company to INVEST in YOU by putting you on some vocational or professionally recognised qualifications. If you have so much free time then you can study them at work. This way you can stay busy during the day and work toward something worthwhile. In addition it will show other companies how you are developing your career and therefore may consider employing you on a similar or better rate. And the best bit is that your company will think you are doing it all in your own time and MAY take more of an interest in providing you with stimulating work. BP

If its a waxing your looking for then you need to ask for the... "Back, Crack, Sack and Shaft". BP

Go to Daytona and see the track and stuff. Was pretty cool when i went. Still can't get over how steep the banking is. BP

alright, lemme re-phrase, if the surroundings of a cock are shaved, whats that called!? I don't think there is a name. But hey since your the first to ummmm "ask". I (in my capacity of a subject of Her Majesty the Queen) deem it to be: "The Virgin-Burner" BP

"Man with hole in pocket, he feel cockey all day" BP