bluepill

Yep. When racing bikes I had a big crash.. The medics thought I has snapped my back so did the fully monty for a spine injury, I was a crumpled wreck when they got me in the meatwagon but through the pain, still managed a 'thumbs up' to my fans. Luckily I had only broke 2 ribs (near my spine) and both of my wrists. The wrists were put into casts... both of them. Unluckily, I had a job interview the following week... And the week after that I did jury service, and got a lot of stick from the judges for both my arms being in casts. 6 weeks after the crash the casts came of and I made my return to racing... And promptly crashed again and REALLY hurt myself this time round. The doctors said I would never regain full movement in this and never be able to do that blah blah blah. As soon as I came out of physio I contacted a friend of mine who was a prison guard at the local prison. He was also the PT instructor. For the next 4 to 5 months I went into the prison everyday and trained with the inmates. (que the rocky music). They pushed me too and through barriers I never knew existed. I returned to racing the following season, my first day back I won all 3 races and won every one of them by over 25 seconds. BP

2 cows in a field and one says "there is a lot of that there mad cow disease going around" the other replies "it doesent bother me, I'm a duck" BP

Thats not real sport.... "The Power" is not in it. Mr Murray is on somewhere though. BP

enough to freeze the sea. clicky BP

It's a bit 'Pearl Harbour' over here too. BP

Hmmm doubtful. After what Barclays did last year when Gordon stepped in with a wad of sweaty money for all the other banks, they are considered to be .... well a bunch a bankers. BP

Which bank you with?

I'm never eating butter again. Welcome back. BP

Well the dollar is pretty strong against the pound at the moment so come to the UK. BP

Part of your response was to something I did not post. Quote But my initial response to this post was that 15 years ago you may have been arrogant, ignorant with your nose in the air. 5 years ago you may have run into some problems and became humbled but had no self-esteem, whereas today you've grown from your mistakes and appreciate life more. Quote I understand this but I don't think this is it. There have been times when i have felt terrible but looked great. I don't think you can pin all outward appearance on self esteem and life experiences. To me it seems like something genetic that surfaces from time to time. Or maybe it is our perceptions of what is or is not ugly that collectively changes over time. BP

Bollocks +1 BP

Dunno but thought I'd reply before VB does. BP

Hot cup of tea for me.

Why? Can someone give a brief history? BP

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Why? Can someone give a brief history? BP

Why? Can someone give a brief history? BP

WTF is beer googles? Is that some sort of fucked up search engine for pissed up people who could not pull, after a night in the pub? BP

Nice pics. Did you play 'Whistler' in the Blade trilogy? BP

alcohol Do you mean the alcohol in aftershave cos it dries your skin out and makes you look older, wrinkly and haggard? It’s a nice idea but there must be more to it than that. BP

I know this all depends on your viewpoint but what makes us more or less ugly looking? Examples: Today I look uglier than I did 15 years ago, but I look more attractive than I did 5 years ago. It is the same thing with people I know. There are some people who were pug ugly years ago, but now they are blooming gorgeous. And it has nothing to do with weight. And there are people who were ugly and still are. So, what makes us more or less ugly looking? BP

What's wrong with liking boobies? Nowt wrong with that. But it was a lot of beating around the bush BP

What a long winded way of saying I like tits. BP

"where is the trigger on this thing" BP

So ummmm Squeak, Is there a group that one can be initiated in to upon meeting you on your merry way and which will forever mark the occasion this year? BP