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  1. bluepill
    People watch F1 for the spectacle and the racing.
  2. bluepill
    Friday evening - Getting my barnet chopped - my mullet has got so long I don't recognise me. Saturday - JUMP JUMP JUMP out of a Skyvan Saturday night - Cinema and a meal with my step-daughter. Sunday - Gym, then watching the Monaco Grand Prix (Hamilton will win this), then Golf in the afternoon. Monday - Its a bank Holiday here, so will be back at the DZ jumping again. Tuesday - Back to work, where my nuts will be nailed to the wall if the new peice of system stuff that is going live this weekend does not work. BP
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    Dear Dr Bordson, Why do farts come out of your bum and not your mouth or just release via your pores or somat? Well not your per se, but ones bum. BP Hick
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    Microwave ovens

    bluepill replied to LisaH's topic in The Bonfire

    Its only a partial Mal. Glue another clock to the top of it and your good to go for a few more years.
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    That guy sounds like a complete knob-head ummm NO..... more like BP
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    Ug. BP
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    Good morning Sir, I will join you, but whack some brandy in mine - the morning I have had, I need it. BP
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    hmmm never had that problem myself. BP
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    What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip BP
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    Whats pink, bubbling and taps on your window? A baby in a microwave. BP
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    What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic. BP
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    The BPA site has a map with dz's on, with links to them which will show you the prices. I'd post a clicky but my iPhone does not have copy n paste yet. BP
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    I don't think it matters to the people involved. But it always seems to matter to people who are not. BP
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    Dear Dr B, Why do some people look tired when they are tired and others don't? BP
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    Spanky Spankalot who's your daddy? whooooooo's your daddy BP
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    Ok, from the response it is either down to: Comfort.. that I am safe - I don't think it is this cos I don't normally turn to food for comfort. Adrenalin Crash - Possibly this. Although I am normally buzzing for a long time after. De-Hyrdation - I think it might be this. I am guilty of not drinking enough hydrating drinks before and during the jump day. Normally it's a cup of tea in the morning and a few cans of something fizzy and cups of tea throughout the day. Thirst is often mistaken for hunger, so perhaps that's what it is. I 'll test it out next time at the DZ by hyrdating properly throughout the day. BP
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    I bet the rid up to top with you and all that in you is fun. BP
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    I've recently noticed that every time I jump I really get the munchies. Why is this? Today I had a small breakfast, then went to the dz, had a banana when i got there. Got manifested, then did my jump. As soon as I am back on The ground I could eat a horse. What's going on? Dose anyone else get the munchies and What food/fuel do you use throughout a jumping day? BP
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    What are ya doin' there Billy........Reading her LIPS? He's trying to figure out where he is gonna take grips. BP
  20. bluepill
    Hi from Sunny England
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    There are obvious risks, but as Skymama said you will be with an instructor who will not be pushing limits. There are other risks as well though. Like what will happen if you get bitten by the bug. And then you can't think of anything else except for the sky Hope you enjoy your jump, come back and tell us how you get on. BP
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    It will be hot, It will be sticky. What a mess your gonna get in. BP
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    I dont even know what a booty call is? I have wellingtons though. BP
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    I've watched it 11 times. Ok well try Elizabethtown or one of my old favs: American phsyco. BP
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    Mamma MIA BP