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He's not a politician...but he is one hell of an accounting professor! ...As for depending on his words, he said it himself; not all the info is accurate. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. I hear you loud and clear. Did you read the article in its entirety? Or did you just read the first few sentences? Cause you do have that option.

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances, MALE or FEMALE, and remember them when you use the machine for the first time." MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window to machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Turn the radio down. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way up. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check make up in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check make-up again. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver queuing behind. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 26. Release Parking Brake.

LOL...nope...He is my accounting professor. He periodically sends me jokes and stuff like that.

Ouch! Anyway, here is his reply: " I heard that not all the info is accurate so even though Hillary is a sleeze, I suggest you not pass it on." Too late. Already did.

left boob...

I never said I believed it or not. I thought it was worth the read. My professor sent it to me. I replied asking for the source...I didn't get an answer yet but I still thought it was worth the read.

Yahoo!!!! It probably changed!!! I'm going to check my area now. Yea!

cool deal...Still waiting on mine

My sympathies to you and your dog. I'm sorry for your pain I've lost a few dogs myself.

THIS WILL OPEN YOUR EYES By Paul Harvey - Conveniently Forgotten Facts Back in 1969 a group of Black Panthers decided that a fellow Black Panther named...Alex Rackley needed to die. Rackley was suspected of disloyalty. Rackley was first tied to a chair. Once safely immobilized, his friends tortured him for hours by, among other things, pouringboiling water on him. When they got tired of torturing Rackley, Black Panther member, Warren Kimbo took Rackley outside and put a bullet in his head. Rackley's body was later found floating in a river about 25 miles north of New Haven, Conn. Perhaps at this point you're curious as to what happened to these Black Panthers. In 1977, that's only eight years later, only one of the killers was still in jail. The shooter, Warren Kimbro, managed to get a scholarship to Harvard, and became good friends with none other than Al Gore. He later became an assistant dean at an Eastern Connecticut State College. Isn't that something? As a '60s radical you can pump a bullet into someone's head, and a few years later, in the same state, you can become an assistant college dean! Only in America! Erica Huggins was the lady who served the Panthers by boiling the water for Mr. Rackley's torture. Some years later Ms. Huggins was elected to a California School Board. How in the world do you think these killers got off so easy? Maybe it was in some part due to the efforts of two people who came to the defense of the Panthers. These two people actually went so far as to shut down Yale University with demonstrations in defense of the accused Black Panthers during their trial. One of these people was none other than Bill Lan Lee. Mr. Lee, or Mr. Lan Lee, as the case may be, isn't a college dean. He isn't a member of a California School Board. He is now head of the US Justice Department's Civil Rights Division, appointed by none other than Bill Clinton. O.K., so who was the other Panther defender? Is this other notable Panther defender now a school board member? Is this other Panther apologist now an assistant college dean? No, neither! The other Panther defender was, like Lee, a radical law student at Yale University at the time. She is now known as The "smartest woman in the world." She is none other than the Democratic senator from the state of New York---- our former First Lady, the incredible Hillary Rodham Clinton. And now, as Paul Harvey said; You know "the rest of the story." Pass this on! This deserves the widest possible press. Also remember it, if and when she runs for President! Thought this was worth while reading.

The NE is great now...but they are alling for crap on the weekend

What he said!

Danny, you really believe that crap? Linda made a few tandems over the years and I don't think she is a 'skydiver'...and neither does she. She is just someone who made a few skydives. She never EFS'd. And she never planned on doing it by herself. I'm really curious why you would consider her a 'skydiver'?

Yikes!!! you must be made of steel. I refuse to land my lightning w/o front riser input. (unless my arms are so tired that when I think I'm pulling down on them, they are still straight!!!) Anyway, I front riser *almost* to the ground with that thing, then flare and I can get a really nice tippy toe landing.

I vote: It varies cause I never thought about it before...yes, quite pointless. However, now that I think about it...it will point left. (I've always heard that the left is lucky)

Huh? Now I'm confused. I thought you said that you caouldn't ask them for help cause of some growing up thing...so why would your money be mixed in with theirs??? What, do you send your income to their accountant?? I don't get it and I don't think...nevermind.

To help out withWL...Sometimes I put an extra set of large links on my rear risers and if I still need more...some weight...Kinda sucks, considering the lightnings aren't the greatest landing canopies.

I learned how to drink....more When it's raining..the bar is pouring!

How can you afford a freakin' accountant and not be able to pay rent?!

Was that iin regard to: Spanking the or Packing?

Depending on whether you're a 9 cell or 7 cell flyer...I'd go with a Sabre or a Spectre.

Or...you could always pack...It's a great way to get quick cash.

go to your local sperm bank...and...well, you know....Spank the

Personally, I think ALL new jumpers should buy used gear. Still to this day, I'd take a used main over a new one anyday....(I hate packing new canopies)