yardhippie

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  1. I dont eat breakfast. but if I do... its sausage, bisquits and gravy, scrambled eegs, and fried taters. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. Most likely because the "real" news doesnt "sell" that well. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. Ive hit 350.4 three times. I think thats as far as it will let you go. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. sweet! Were gonna need a bus! You cant have all this stuff and not have a bus. A short bus would probably be sufficient! It sounds like were gonna need rubbers, lots of rubbers.Tthat much whipped cream, vasilene, and dirty whore nuns, were gonna need rubbers. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. I dunno, do I get your vote! Id rather not though, cuz.... all I want is BANG BANG BANG! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. What about Jello? theres always room for jello? And the nuns, im hung up on them. Are dirty kinky nuns ok? I dont konw any real nuns. Or Jet-A, jet-a brings the heat to any function. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. and oldie but a goodie! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. You didn't see this in the list Jim? 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) I can share for the right reasons youve got 16 nuns, a young priest and and old priest... Im sure you can share! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. Maybe you should be more specific? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. Its it a boogie? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. But if was anyone elses Tent.. Then it would not have been a BOB Sled!! and a seld by any other name just aint as cool! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. Not cool!! shit man! you'd have thought that was the funniest shit... had it NOT been your tent they were gonna "sled"! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. NOT having to buy a crap load of presents. some special I have planned for Hottielicious for our anniversary. Spending Xmas day with good friends eating and drinking. heading to Zhills. yeah! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS-EBONICS STYLE DE EBONICS CRIMMUS POME Wuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all tru de hood ereybody wuz sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' good. All o' de fambily Wuz layin' in de beds While Ripple and Thunderbird Dance tru dey heads. I passed out in de flo Right next to my maw When I heard sech a fuss, I thunk "It must be de law!" I looked out thru de bars What covered my doe Spectin' de sheriff Wif a warrant fo sho! And what did I see? I said, "Lawd, look atdat!" Ther' wuz a huge watta-melon Pulled by giant warf rats! Now ober all de years Sanna Claus, he be white But, looks like us bros Gets a black Sanna dis night. Faster dan a po'lees car; My home boy, he came. He whupped on dem warf rats And called dem by name! On Leroy, on 'lonzo, And on Willie Lee, On Saphire, on Chenequa; Dey wuz a site to see! As he landed dat watta-melon Out der in de skreet I knowed fo sho Da damndest site I ebber did see! He didn't go down no chimbley; He picked da lock on my doe! And I sez to myself, "Shit, he done dis befoe!" He had dis big bag Full of prezents i spect Wid Jordans and fake gold To wear roun my neck. But he left no good prezents; just started stealin' my shit. Got my drugs, got my guns, Even got my burglar's kit! Wit my stuff in de bag Out da window he flewed I woulda tried to catch him But he stole my knife too! He jumped on dat watta-melon An'whipped out a switch He wuz gone in a secon', dat sonuvabitch! Next year I be hopin' Anutha Sanna we git Cuz diz here Sanna Claus Just ain't werf a shit! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. I think SkymonkeyOne takes care of the Nig-noggery and the Hippie is in charge of Shenanigans. I of course will take care of the Mountain Dew. . No no! I merely present the idea of shenangins, and urge revelers to participate. The video said shenanigins, so it really happened. ~ I know who tied Bezee into his van! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. I live on North Berkeley Lake Road NW... that just a mess so why bother? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. No jumpy. its cold and im a wuss! Partied like rock starts in the ATL on friday. I just wish I could remember it all. Things I do remember: strong drinks, nipple sucking (no not me and not in a good way), 3 way hottie chicks kissing. , gettin my junk grabbed, and a hottie buying me a couple drinks. rest of the weekend: errands and that much closer to bying a new home! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yes [url"http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=333741#333741"]and yes[/url] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. I love to talk philosophy when Im drunk! Problem is, I never seem to remember what it is I was going on about! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. Abstract!? I was a math minor, wannabe actuary. I got pissed about cal III and descrete structures, and changed it to Comp Sci. I do remember Physics making much more sense in that state. God that was a long time ago. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. You are correct dirty hippie... So you're not just a hot ass SWEET! im SMART ASS! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. x^4 -x^2y-6y^2 right? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. what? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. Your organization's Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time. Reason: The Websense category "Streaming Media" is filtered. BAH! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. for a D its either 6 or 12 mos, I dont remember. But I havent gone longer than three weeks in almost a year, so I dont worry bout it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865