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  1. yardhippie
    Seriously, this is messed up and safe for work. Wierd Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I dont ride roller coasters that much, but ever since I was a kid and got scared of this one that did loopty loops, then I rode it and loved it, I never get scared! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Its not so often a near $150 -200k tractor is "misplaced" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yea I work for AGCO. Schweet for you. I should be on the west coast in Feb. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    OMG. yup. I can tell ya all about that tractor. cept the one im standing by is much larger. Very cool. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Yep, I totally agree! In shower-challenged situations, the change of underwear can do wonders for the mood. With all the advances in modern hygiene, there's really no need to go funky in a no-shower situation. Cottonelle and others now make adult buttwipes that are the next best thing... those, a tube of "skip-a-day" Mitchum, some dry shampoo, and you're fresh as a daisy even without water! 'Course, just thinking about not having running water just made me want a long soak in a bubble bath... It a tight situation a washcloth with a warm bottle of water works too. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    [ I say yes "vomitty" is a word, cuz thats what I just did. Not only that, I belive its a repost. Please prove that. I doubt it. No, no. Ill just belive. for me that is enough. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    The guys won't understand why that's a problem. Inside/outside/forward/backward is their time-tested way to get four days out of a single pair. and thats 5 days in a pinch! butt seriously. Even if for some reason I cant get a shower, I gotta change the drawers. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I say yes "vomitty" is a word, cuz thats what I just did. Not only that, I belive its a repost. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    it was a typo, but close to reality. after 3 days of sun you can actually get sunburn through those shirts. and thank you! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    It aint much, but its all I got. Me at a farm show earlier this year. Im in the white shirt, and Im really not "working" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    But I'm sure you would look sexy in em hmm... I dont think I'll try. I can see hottielicious wanting to know why her undies are all streached out... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I dont wear panties. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Agreed. Im have some video around here somewhere we might could pull a still off of for ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You flirt? Damn, I never noticed. You must not be one of the guys I flirt with Dammit! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You flirt? Damn, I never noticed. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Obvously you havent spent enough time with me at the DZ! You must remember I jump at the premire boobie grabbing, ass-smacking, and leg humping DZ. And its no secret. It's good to be the hippie! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I dont consider myself a flirt, but my wife says Im a huge flirt. Oh well, its not my fault the you either love or hate the hippie! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Not only that, but shes a convert! Shes moving to the ATL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    Itttt waaaassssn't meeeeee! *hugs* see you in Z-hills.
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    No seriously, I did do it on a dirtdive! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    Im already sleeping with one licious girl, I dont think TWO more would be the greatest of ideas! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Ooohh what day? time? i need more humpy video! and im trying to talk the boss into lettin me come play, even though its our anniversary. [hijack] Ive found two road signs im going to use in my next episode one reads "Speed Hump" and the other reads "Road Hump" [/hijack] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    Let's get back to my LIST(tm) I need more stuff. Everything that's been added is run of the mill stuff. We need to gather up some shit NO ONE would think of. allright then! an ice sculpture of, TheRacktm V2.0's boobies. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865