yardhippie

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  1. Ummm....but you have a great ass! I, for one, would like to see more of it! *Was that my out loud voice?* a recent ass pick, albiet clothed, is in the work pics thread. and thank you.
  2. Skinnyshreek?? Tact?? LOL!!! Now thats Funny! Just start another thread.. This time with a Poll. Be rude not to! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. lol...who me? Lisa, her ass is hanging out. No way am I wearing that in public! You have to remember I'm 40 and that's not a Demi Moore 40, that's a soccer mom in the suburbs with 20 extra pounds on her 40. Let me have some dignity please! an extra 20 lbs!? is that how much your rig weighs? WTF. I put on 15 since I moved to ATL, and Dayum I can tell where it all is. I gotta say if your carrying around 20 extra pounds you should empty out your purse! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. because my dog pooped on it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. Im not trying to cut in Line.. (Im a Spanker not a Spankeee) Im am just trying to Coordinate... Manage the talent so to speak!! Step right up.. Buy your tickets now!! there ya go again, rounding up all the talent. Well I say keep up the good work. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. do dirt dives count? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. hell. I'd pay a dollar to SEE that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. OHHhhhh!! Its ON!! Buy your tickets now.. Where does the line start?? behind me and CCowden. check the list bioch! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. ...or wearing the 'licious booby smell and not being able to control the actions of those around me. Everything counts, IMHO oooohh the licious booby smell! must get boobie smell for Hottielicious, so I wont have to sniff you and kitty all night. You say that like it's a bad thing. . I did? Oh lemmy rephrase it. ... so I wont have to sniff you and kitty all night! better? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. Well then, let's make this happen!!!
  11. lol...you guys are hysterical. I think it should be a "Get Spanked By Skymama Tent!" wheres the sign up sheet? I can hear it now, voices coming from the tent "WHO'S YOUR MAMMA!?" "SKYMAMMA" "WHOS YO MAMMA!" "SKYYYYMAMMAAAAAAA!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. I never said that. I'm not a fan of that rule. I was referring more to not being responsible for drunken actions such as what I say when I DD you or getting sick next to campers or wearing the 'licious booby smell and not being able to control the actions of those around me. Everything counts, IMHO oooohh the licious booby smell! must get boobie smell for Hottielicious, so I wont have to sniff you and kitty all night. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. I am your master, you are my sex slave. Now undress and get on the bed. Cuz Im a dirty hippy. thats why. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. she was just laying there, and when I tripped all my clothes came off and I landed on her. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. I didn't realize we were counting farm animals. this is the south hun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. thats not so new news. Im sure the peeps on here have seen more than enough of me. my boobies, my drawers, my ass, etc... ive been giving it a rest. trying not to completely alienate myself!
  17. Nope, JCB is not one of our brands. Although we do sell them some parts. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. Take all the different interpretations you could possibly have - pick the trashiest one - & answer the question based on that. :) oOOH my choice! yeaaaaa! The I must plead the 5th to protect myself and the name(s) of others. would that be "left" or "right" you are protecting YES! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. the week before my 15th birthday.
  20. Take all the different interpretations you could possibly have - pick the trashiest one - & answer the question based on that. :) oOOH my choice! yeaaaaa! The I must plead the 5th to protect myself and the name(s) of others. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. what exactly do you mean by "done"? Depending upone ones perception of the question it could be interpreted differently! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. Nope. and currently Im in a delemma. We got our "present" yesterday. A $20 gift certificate to Kroger. Yup, woo-fucking-hoo. Anyways. One of the guys comes around and asks me about donating 4 or 5 to get the Admin Assistant a gift certificate. Heres my bitch: If she got one, why are we gettin her one? She sure as hell aint done nuthing to assist me in her 3 months here. If she didnt get one, why are we setting up to get her a larger one than we got? Out of our own pockets none the less. Sorry, had to bitch. [/rant] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. I didnt think about that, but I figured when taken in context it would be ok. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. and just how gay is that? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. Does a drag queen feel sexy in a thong?? Yah I'm coming to zhills! Only know one drag queen(blaine) i will ask him that next time i see him. Oh and keep your roomie from drinking if she comes dwon...lol NOW that is funny! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865