yardhippie

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  1. Santa Badger! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. the threads where you call people stoopid f...... so its after 10 where the hell is our Dublin thread? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. I never thought of that! A sippy cup. I would be supah coolio then! But actually this wasnt my glass of wine this time. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. Is it a swingline? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. no its not. It slows down the poop. And you dont want to dirty youre freshly bleached pooper do ya? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. Search Results Your search for anal bleaching returned 11 results in 0.24s. I thought this rang a bell, I was just as amazed then as I am now. leave it to Billy to bring this crap up! anal bleaching Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. I like cheese. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. from the Kitties place if I dont stop spilling red wine all over their place! They invited us over for a little gathering of friends (MochaSkyChick, Pyke, Hottielicious, ChaosKitty, Casie, and others) for food and wine. Toward the end of the evening I found my quite bewildered by the large amount of alcohol I consumed. I made some wild hand gesture and managed to spill red wind ALL over the floor and on one of the other party participants. This makes the second time Ive managed to spill red wine in their apartment. After much floor cleaning, and apologizing, I was allowed to return to the party and consume more wine, which in turn has made my head hurt. it just goes to show, you cant have nice things with a hippie around. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. this made my brain bleed, and i figure its wrong but I'll give it a shot. nevermind damn, I know better. You cant have anything other than a whole coconut here. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. and for your non-alcoholic drinkers you could serve up the "virgin" version! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. Feliz Navidrunk! margaritas! They're even green! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. hey there missy! I used to have to mow our lawn all the time before I got smart and moved to Atlanta then found a place where you dont have to do that crap! and another thing how the hell would you loose a car in a lawn, geeze everyone knows you loose cars behind the other cars on the lawn! Oooh lookie, cartoons. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. Wheatgrass is yummy. It gives you that "I just mowed the lawn" feeling all day long. OOOoooh yummie! that stuffy sinus head and feeling like you just licked the ground. MMMmmmmm. Tasty! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. Are you running out of material or what? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yes, but is does give me time to save some $$ for next season. new canopy, new risers, 1st block of jump tickets, new jumpsuit... ugh... I dont mind a few weeks off. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. I got 105 by the 6th round and it gave me the win. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie

    Boner

    hu-huh hu-huh hu He said boner. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. cant help but love her. she packs like an angle! and shes bringing Avalonwings and swoop! Maybe she'll actually be able to hang with the everyone else! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. Note to self: next time check link before helping Lee. NSFA! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. Not true. Im a hippie. Sometimes I can smell me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. Your search for penguin returned 537 results in 0.237s. Your search for yeti returned 93 results in 0.229s. oh. and 272.5 Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. When I was a senior in high school, I was actively dating 4 different girls. Two from my school, one at another school, and one in a local college. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. I disagree, you cannot deny my logic. You might prove my logic incorrect! The question is answered. Unless there is some unknown unobservable force that prevents a dog from looking above a horizontal plain. its monday. We havent had our fill of drama yet this week. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. Usually I get pretty cool gifts. But this one time I got an iron, and not as quality an iron as I already owned. sooo, I repackaged it and took it to a dirty santa party where the person who gave it to me would not be. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. What is you definition of "up"? Are you asking can a dog, with out the aid of any head, neck, back, leg, etc, movement, change it direction of eyesight from along its snout to some angle above its snout? My "proof" Given a surface that is perfectly level (x axis) and large enough for any given size of dog to stand on. Given that and angle that would intersect wth the (x,y) or (-x,y) sections of a grid is "up" Given any breed/size/ of dog of typical health. If said dog stands on the surface and we assume that the body of the dog is such that as it stands in a "neutral" positon, and it's sight is a line that is parallel to the surface or x-axis. Now if this dog lowers is hind legs by any measurable amount the dog's line of sight is no longer parallel to the x-axis. The resulting line of sight would be through the x,y portion of the grid and therefor looking "up". just my .02. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865