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Well its a her, and she's 12, and doesnt really play well with others. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I know you will! Order me a jack and coke. I'll be there when Im there. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Its farther to The Farm and Hottie is out of town so I'll have to be home to take care of my doggie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

why havent they found you? You frighten people! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Oh yea? Total Est. Time: 36 hours, 54 minutes Total Est. Distance: 2469.79 miles Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

its too far away. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

that next weekend I should do my 800th at SDA. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Just a lot going on with the transition. If I get everything settled by that weekend, I might reconsider. the majority of people wont be able to drive by 30min after sundown Im sure. Even if you dont stay until the sum comes up on Sunday there will be plenty of party going on. it just the really good stuff didnt start happening until midnight last year. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

"concerned" ? LOL! they never look twice at my laptop bag and thats got more shit in it than electrician toolbox! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I have a friend that lost the end of her big toe to my driveway one night. somehow I managed not to laugh, get her inside and bangage her up, while other laughed and looked on! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Test tubes? I mean, I realize that much of a strip clubs clientele is creepy lonely dudes that would serve the world better as human guinea pigs, but calling them test tubes is just cruel. At the Pink Pony, there's usually just as many women in the audience as there are men. ESPECIALLY in our group! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

mmmm... gotta love the Pink Pony.

6 stiches in my thumb. thats it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

it would. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

If you have material coming THROUGH the grommets on your slider during depolyment you should SERIOUSLY consider getting some advice on packing techniques and/or have a rigger look at your gear. No only can that type of sequence cause damage to your canopy material, but the possibilities for the slider to wedge that material against the lines and stick if very high. The result being a tension knot style malfunction. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

It was borderline. I gave the respect and treatment back that I was equally given. As for the TSA being in a 'tight spot' on being responsible for things, I have not had my ID or ticket checked a total of 32 times now this year. Granted, the people that check the ID and tickets are not TSA staff but there is generally a TSA foot soldier nearby watching the process. TSA policy also directs that the metal detector screener is also supposed to double check tickets and this is rarely done with exception to smaller airports from my experience. Agreed. I dont travel as much as you, but I'll make Gold level on Delta this year. (50,000 miles in 12 months). In fact when I use the express line (for elite, first class, and special assistance) they never look at my ticket, somtimes the id. the TSA may be responsible for preventing some future attack, but I dont know anyone that travels extensivly that belives the TSA agents could find their ass with a road map. I dont want to deteriorate gravatiaitional's thread, but the TSA has taken a job that requires attention to detail, critical thinking skills, and an unending focus, then created a pay scale for a high-school graduate. Who would you rather look out for your safety, a person came from a McDonalds, or someone who's educated and focused? Sorry, back to your regularly scheduled thread. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Cool... you're gonna work at the strip club as a shooter girl? *ducks/runs/dodges* actually..... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

60 on my second try. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yes you 'can' but Im sure it's against the rules and overall a poor decision if Im to function well and learn something. I dont know, but I do know that I am planning on consuming some beverages on the ride down there Friday night! yes it is dangerous, but i live for danger. In fact we should change my nickname to Dangerhippie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

But you've settled on your rig design, what else do we have to talk about? Well maybe someone else wants to totally rip my new design as much as you guys ripped my old one. nope. I really rather we talk about Skymama's boobs and what it is she does by feel.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

that sucks. TSA = 'talking and Standing Around' I wish/hope that there could be some type of recourse for you considering you had all your items in order and the supervisor decided on a course of action based on what 'a roomate' told him, not what protocol dictates. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ok, so if you're staying in Orlando, that means you only have theme parks or outlet malls to choose from. Ick. Maybe I could head out to Vero Beach and see my brother. I genrally try to avoid him when I have anywhere to be. You people think I like to drink!? You should meet my brother. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I've been to z-hills! I'd like too, but I really have to save my energy for the tunnel. I've go 40 min in there on saturday. I think were gonna try to stick close and see some sights if possible. I dont normally get to to that when I travel. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Can you even see your handles past your breasts? I can't, I just do it all by feel, so the color is a moot issue for me. I like having a D ring anyway, it's worked well for me twice so far. [hijack] Im distracted by the above highlighted comment... [/hijack] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I love bikes, but going and looking at them will only make me want another one, and Ive been told I spend enough on the hobby I have. I will refrain from posting any lude comments about your status as a "bike bitch". Justin: that second one just hit the spot! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865