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I voted for Wendy cause she has the extremely sexy attitude that skydivers should be allowed to talk to eachother without unnecessary inteference. Michael

No such thing.

Hmmm. How bout Texas? They haven't shared the wealth this season. It's gonna veer west, pass south of the panhandle and miss Ga. entirely. Michael What was I thinking?????

It's predicted to cross Tallahassee going north. I think it's gonna go up the Gulf, get pushed east and make landfall just south of there and move northeast toward Savannah. Bet ya a nickel :) Michael

What???? Dude, do you even read your stuff, or just pass it along cause it feels warm and fuzzy idiologically? http://www.iwpr.net/index.pl?archive/bcr2/bcr2_20020614_1_eng.txt http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1426024.stm http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9908/02/yugo.01/ http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1414735.stm http://www.planetsave.com/ViewStory.asp?ID=1267 http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/europe/07/06/serbia.graves/

Just an old head ...filled with worthless trivia.

Let me see if I got this. Guy asks you whether or not drug testing was included in the medical and after searching your soul you plant the seeds of suspicion and doubt in the minds of at least two people. Not happy with your course of potential destruction thus far, you now seek advice about further reporting him to a govt agency? Is that about it? Damn dude! Michael

You got me on the radio show ...never heard it. I grew up in the rural south. Only radio station we got was from Nashville ...religion, country music and news. The manly sgt closed every show by turning to his dog and saying, "Well King, this case is closed." Yukon King made Rin Tin Tin look like fancy boy. On King! On you Huskies! Now, back at ya. What was Sgt. Preston's first name? (Was only mentioned one time ... the last episode?). And for

I happen to share DNA with the designer of those bridges. D. James Nahikian CHICAGO You might want to consider using condoms. Ya never know.

Damn, me too. 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. ? 5. ? 6. ? 7. Heath and Wilson in 'Taxman' 8. ?

Just curious...WHY is EMS such a low paying job? Doesn't make sense to me. Supply and demand. For whatever their individual reasons, thre are lots of people applying for these jobs. EMT is pretty basic training. Paramedic, depending on the state, requires some more classroom but tons of clinical hours. In S. Florida, any private ambulance employee who doesn't have four applications into various Fire Departments either can't pass the physical agility or the background check. EMT/Paramedics are some of the most dedicated health care workers around. Michael

Excellent! You win a free box of Depends. :)

I remember when people talked about television boxes. A few world travelers who had been to the state capital had actually seen one. I remember when we got our first TV. Turned it on and after Dad made antenna adjustments on the roof for an hour or so) saw my first TV show ...Lassie Another trivia question ...Who played Timmy's mom on the first Lassie TV show? Hint: A well known actress who quit show business shortly after the Lasie series only to re-enter showbusiness many years later as Mary Tyler Moore's bud. Michael

"Don't make me hurt you"

Ahhh. I don't get out much.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Not surprised you missed Freddie the FReeloader, but am amazed you got "Get your kicks on Route 66" Come on, fess up. Did you find it on a net search? Michael

OK old fart. What was engraved on the Cisco Kid's revolver?

Pop Quiz for Old Farts The answers are below, but don't cheat. 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was that masked man. Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind." "What did he leave behind?______. 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on the, ______________________show. 03. Get your kicks, _______________. 04. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed ____________________. 05. In the jungle, the mighty jungle,_________________________. 06. After the twist, the mashed potatoes, and the watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the __________________. 07. N_E_S_T_L_E_S, Nestle's makes the very best, _______________. 08. Satchmo was America's "ambassador of goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was, ____________________. 09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking?__________________. 10. Red Skeltons hobo character was __________________, and he always ended his television show by saying, "Good night, and____________________." 11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam war did so by burning their__________. 12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front, was called the VW. What other names did it go by?____________&__________. 13. I n 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about,"the day the music died." This was a tribute to_________________. 14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it; it was called __________________. 15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist; it was called the ___________.

We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological hints: (1) There is no need to panic. (2) We could all be killed. Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Florida. If you're new to the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one." Based on our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan: STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days. STEP 2. Put these supplies into your car. STEP 3. Drive to Illinois and remain there until Halloween. Unfortunately,statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan. Most people will foolishly stay in Florida. We'll start with one of the most important hurricane preparedness items: HOMEOWNERS' INSURANCE: If you own a home, you must have hurricane insurance. Fortunately, this insurance is cheap and easy to get, as long as your home meets two basic requirements: (1) It is reasonably well-built, and (2) It is located in Illinois. Unfortunately, if your home is located in Florida, or any other area that might actually be hit by a hurricane, most insurance companies would prefer not to sell you hurricane insurance, because then they might be required to pay YOU money, and that is certainly not why they got into the insurance business in the first place. So you'll have to scrounge around for an insurance company, which will charge you an annual premium roughly equal to the replacement value of your house. At any moment, this company can drop you like used dental floss. EVACUATION ROUTE: If you live in a low-lying area, you should have an evacuation route planned out. (To determine whether you live in a low-lying area, look at your driver's license; if it says "Florida," you live in a low-lying area). HURRICANE SUPPLIES: If you don't evacuate, you will need a mess of supplies. Do not buy them now! Florida tradition requires that you wait until the last possible minute, then go to the supermarket and get into vicious fights with strangers over who gets the last can of SPAM. In addition to food and water, you will need the following supplies: 23 flashlights; at least $167 worth of batteries that turn out, when the power goes off, to be the wrong size for the flashlights. Bleach. (No, I don't know what the bleach is for. NOBODY knows what the bleach is for, but it's traditional, so GET some!) A 55-gallon drum of underarm deodorant. A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be useless in a hurricane, but it looks cool.) A large quantity of raw chicken, to placate the alligators. (Ask anybody who went through a hurricane; after the hurricane, there WILL be irate alligators.) $35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane passes, you can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth. Of course these are just basic precautions. As the hurricane draws near, it is vitally important that you keep abreast of the situation by turning on your television and watching TV reporters in rain slickers stand right next to the ocean and tell you over and over how vitally important it is for everybody to stay away from the ocean. Good luck, and remember: its great living in Paradise ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here

My night was shit. On the positive side, I'm not the one wrapped in cheap plastic and laying in the morgue. Michael

Who knows, I'll show my fiance this thread when she gets home from work, she'll get a kick out of it. My joke was in response to Angela's original post sounding like she was worried she wasn't going to get any blowjobs once she was married. Since she's obviously not a guy, I thought it was funny. Bare with me here, I never claimed to have the best sense of humor, but I like it. Insist on a blow job pre-nup, Dave. Michael

Now...Mike, didn't we have the "being nice when posting" talk? A lot of people here know each other quite well and have many shared experiences. Sometimes, we even see pictures.

Not much different from the people on this forum who, quite obviously, take a large part of their personal identity from being a dz.com poster. Michael

I'm losing my sense of humor about hurricanes. Michael