DrunkMonkey

So other than reverting to a stationary, agrarian world, what do we do? Your words do worry me, but when will the world grind to a halt, within my (b. 1977) lifetime, or in that of my future offspring? What's the deal with ethanol? Don't most engines accept ethanol?

"Recruitment"

wtf is "Blazing 'A's"?

Whazzup?

Given up. I'm at home on my 3rd Shiner Bock.

Um, I said: As for shagging someone without protection, you play, you pay. Stupidity kills, and fate cares not whether you're straight or gay, meth-head or not.

The Cat in the Hat By Dr. Seuss.

Keith, I agree with what you say, but I'd like to add one hetero guy's perspective: "Whaddya say we all STFU and get on with our lives?! Let the biotech people research for a cure, charities will fund it. And let the Religious whackjobs strain their vocal cords and beat their bibles, "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." ($0.02 to Bill Shakespeare)

How about: "I'm hung like a baby...Eight pounds, eleven ounces, 22" long..."

I hope he goes to Maximum Security/Pound-me-in-the-ass Federal Prison.

You could drop dead in a most painful way, suffocation or an embolism...

According to Christel, apparently even piece of shit murderers are worth keeping alive. I think they need to stop taking up resources, i.e. food, oxygen, money, etc. Some people are juet vermin. You need to eliminate vermin every now & then...

ZING!!

http://artsms.uwaterloo.ca/anthropology/Zeller/Prosimians/02Galago_lrg.jpg Senegalese bushbaby - GALAGO SENEGALENSIS Possibly Endangered Class: Animals with Milk Glands (Mammalia) Subclass: True Mammals (Eutheria) Order: First Order Mammals (Primatea) Family: Lorisidae. The word "Bushbaby": "Bush baby" derives its name from its small, baby-like appearance, and it's found in bushes. It is also called a "galago" which is an African word for "monkey." Description: This bushbaby is generally gray with yellowish highlights and with a light-colored stripe between the eyes. Some are various shades of brown. The fur is short and very soft. The very long tail has a darker tip, and the back feet are elongated with short toes. The ears are very large, naked, and mobile, and the face is flattened. Length of head and body 8 in, tail 10 in, weight about one pound. Location: Various parts of Africa south of the Sahara. Habitat: Arboreal and terrestrial. Scrub-strewn savanna and dry forests. Behavior: The Senegalese bushbaby is nocturnal, sometimes sleeping en masse in large groups during the hours of daylight. By night it moves about either alone or in pairs, creeping nimbly among the branches of trees. It is essentially tree-dwelling, but can also move about on the ground without any difficulty, sometimes jumping as far as 10 to 13 feet. Its specially adapted hands enable it to cling firmly to branches. It also uses its hands to seek out and catch insects on the wing, to defend itself, and to build its nest. Its favorite foods are grasshoppers and other insects, but it also eats fruit, small birds, tree sap, and eggs. Reproduction: After a gestation period of about 110 days a single young (occasionally twins) is born. For two weeks the young is carried about clinging to the back of its mother.

Fixed it for you.

Here's the deal: I've pretty bad allergies. If I sleep in a tent, (as opposed to an air-conditioned bunkhouse) chances are I'm gonna wake up congested, from plant pollen, mold spores, etc. Sudafed usually works, but I have some friends that say its a bad idea to jump on any antihisthamines... Opinions?

Anyone else notice that the Attorney for this shoulda-been-a-blowjob-kid works for Johnnie Cochran's lawfirm?

And...it's...Good!! [Referee giving field goal sign] Congrats. THe best kinda kids are other people's kids. It irritates the shit outta my gf how much I never want kids...she'll probably dump my ass because of it...

I got the authoritative list you can pick from: -------------------- Marmoset Lemur Aye-Aye Emu Jellyfish Shrew Panda Jerboa Schnauzer ------------ What is your choice??

Really? So the person that gives the lethal injection should be executed as well? Fine, amend my statement to "extrajudicially kill someone..." or "Murder someone." One is the legally sanctioned elimination of society's feces, the other is Murder. There's a difference between illegal murder and a state-sanctioned execution. The condemned get off easy, being euthanized. Try getting beaten to death or stabbed, like some of the victims.

Simple: You kill someone intentionally, you die.

I like lettuce. It makes sandwiches all crunchy and stuff.

Pentecostal-is that the no dancing, drinking, or movies, and jabbering while writhing on the floor-denomination?

Thaw the pie. I once saw a guy get pied with a semi frozen pie...damn near broke his nose...

Holy Little House on the Prarie, Batman! I'm guessing an 100% unshaven gal lies beneath such frocks...