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  1. I am all on my own. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. Schmoooopsieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. Who the fuck wants to live forever? one day. one plane. no rig! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. Can't do it...two ryes are bad enough...(Dr. Evil laugh.._ Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  5. Blaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  6. Same here...that's what happens when you have a corner office jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. El Chingada Rodriguez - what else... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. BTW...I was not joking. Read my post above to find out why he was flying. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  9. TK, Personally I think you should deal with these issue with a sledgehammer while wearing women's underwear - it will scare the living daylights out of anybody. I know I am scarred for life ;) hans jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. No I am not joking. Besides I would not worry about curb side deliveries - I would be more worried about delivery ramps in the insides of the buildings. Thats where you can fit a delivery truck jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. Hey, you are welcome. Also for your information: survivability from small nuclear detonations in dense architecture like ours is greatly increased - these buildings are pretty solid and act as quite decent shields. Big problem is glass shrapnell though. Oh, well. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. The helicopter sports a high powered Geiger counter. It flew several times right at the level of my office window (10th floor) There currently is a high security alert for areas of highly dense high rise architecture. Not only Chicago. A container full of radioactive material went missing in one of the ports on the eastern seabord - hence the alert. I would not worry too much - another fuckup in supply chain management. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. jraf

    1-800-Valride

    Hey Val..where can I get an authenticated certificate? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. Hey man..ain't it great? I once did 10 miles cross country, then had 4 quick beers just to find out that there are 2 more miles to run :) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. My seet baby - happy Birthday. I love you! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. Oooooff!!! Just threw my vendors out the door... Hey Duded and Dudettes, lunch was very cool!!! I want to do more, so come all converge on Sears Tower and lets conspire how to base jump it ;) Whooohooooo!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. I can see the headlines on CNN: "Crazed Skydiver mob trashes respectable restaurant Downtown Chicago. Civilian casualties run in the hundreds. Riot police had to be call in. Perpetrators disapeared in the Sears Tower and could not be apprehended" jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. I am all 4 it, lunch sounds great. A dancing dude? I thought you meant me ;) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. Great minds think alike - I saw that parking too ;) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. 222 Riverside - the one over the train station. Dude, this place is infested by assholes ;) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  21. I went to Starbuck to get green tea like I always do and I met Val. How funny is that. It was cool to dicsuss the possibility of BASEing the Sears Tower - I see it all day long from my office windows. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  22. I do it all the time. I enjoy it greatly. Nothing wrong with it. More power to me. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. I don't know about HIV/STD but I can assure you that skydivers have a long history of mental instability, alcoholism, low moral standards and a general lack of goodness. We also fart a lot! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. Oh Clay you sexy bastard! What is the world coming to, youre cooking! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  25. They sounded like a horse with bronchitis - the commercual is Dutch. Sadly enough most of their women have broad rear ends and no sense of humor. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275