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Yeah Clay Claudia Schiffer does not return your calls cause you went undercover (brother) and changed your cell number....you egg sucking scoundrel you jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Oh c'mon Renee...you got us all excited and you come up with a camera!?!?!? Repent, girl, repent! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Skydive PA is down for the winter (shame, they have a really cool Porter with a sun roof) Skydive Rick's is awesome. The peeps are just great, totally laid back. It rocks. Ask them if I left my black Vans there jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yes NASA! I am a pilot of the first flying submarine! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Try the cat. I strongly advice against dogs though. Dogs are pigs - they are messy, smelly and require attention jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Your mouse probably died. It happens to house pets if you forget to feed them and give them water. Advice: Dispose of this mouse before it starts stinking. Purchase new mouse and feed it regularily. Better yet, purchase a cat. They are much more durable and will bring you mice if they like you. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

And I've lost 27 lbs in 27 days!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Fuck NO! I don't give a shit and I don't care anyway. I am the most offensive, slimy lo'life sumabitch this forum has (and goddamn proud of it) I don't discriminate - I hate everybody. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Actually, yes he left, still on his Panzer to vacation in a different country. He did say that that Danemark was peaceful and pleasant and since resistance was prohibited by decree, there was no resistance jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

more early but how should you know...

"I added 911 as MOST americans got their eyes up at that point... " When did most Danes 'get their eyes up'? In May of 1940? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yes the terror of not knowing when the next wave will hit... . If you want a precise answer to that question ask the weather man or your local witch doctor - they will give you a precise sunshine-with-a-chance-of-snow answer. I am sorry that the hurricanes in Florida are not as strong as you would like them to be. I'll talk to my local Indian chief, mabe we can cook something to your liking for next seasson, just please let me know what amount of victims will calm your soul. To all you future Nobel peace rize winners: I reserve the right to enjoy extremities of weather and natural disasters. I will seek them out and if possible delight myself with letting nature exercise it's wrath on my own skin. I will run on golf courses during thunderstorms, I will chase hurricanes, I will volunteer to put out forest fires (now thats scary shit) climb active volcanos, jump out of airplanes, climb rocks and face nasty animals in their natural habitats. I will go into unknown caves and seek out any way I can experience this world. Don't be little arrogant humans. We have been on this planet for a very short period and as humanity we have not even experienced nature's gentle burp! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Oh brother you make me cry...I'm shedding tears...of laughter! You say 'respect the dead and those about to die' - how you joy my heart with statements like that. Ave Tsunami, morituri te salutant! And lets respect the birds and the bees, and the flowers and the trees and the clouds high above, let us sing about love. Boy if you want to find compassion go hire a professional compassionist or something. Of course if you want to add 9/11 to this then start going further down the road - there was Auschwitz and the Boer war and the Tunguska metheorite and the flu of 1918 and the plague and above all the great fire of Rome and crucifictions of the first Christians - now that was true barbarity! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

You goy a few things right and a few things wrong: 1. Yes I am a fucking sicko - bullseye, that I really am and most who know me will agree...so what. 2. Natural disasters hit not only my country but my state in particular (Florida) several times a year. Same difference, I still love them. 3. I would have loved to be there...yes I would. I would have loved to be able to enjoy nature's true power. Its perfect!!! Two and a half years ago during the seasson's strongest hurricane I went deep sea kayaking off the coast of New Smyrna Beach, Florida. I survived. I saw it, lived it and enjoyed it. So once again: a true tour-de-force of nature. An exquisit event! Spectacular. Wonderful. (If you disagree with my oppinions and can't live with them, please drown your sorrows in fine British ale or cry yourself to death) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Dude....look at the bright side of life: I took a bullet cause just for the hell of it (thank Gawd no permanent damage) I work hard to make a buck (or sorta hard) My bitch of an ex took it all and on Xmas slapped new child support on me. At least I wished her Alzheimer's for Xmas (I don't think she liked it) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

An absolutely superb natural disaster! I could only wish I were there to enjoy!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

This year for Xmas I got a broken tail bone and a realy banged up knee. I also got drunk as I bought myself four bottles of French bubbly. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yeah, there used to be a place in Station Square in Pittsburgh. Really cool place, really cool times - there were no 'Proud to be an American' songs then. It was 'American Pie' and 'Joy to the World' Next thing you know we will be singing 'America the Beautifull' and the 'Star Spangled Banner' in bars. I love it when a bunch of drunken jackasses get teary eyed patriotic - bunch of gun totin' nascar drivin' Jesuses! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Xmas? What Xmas? I have done shopping for all the days of Hanukah though. You Christians allways about Xmas. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Whatdoyamean there is no video? I just need to get it of the news crew...besides when Kristen flashed them they nearly slammed in to the apartment building next door. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

The LaSalle Bank building has a small fire on the 29th floor. The News is: A NewsCrew hello just flew past my balcony (50th floor) and Kristen flashed it and I mooned it. We might be on TV!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Hey dear, I thought SDC shut down for winter...would I be that lucky? K. is coming in on the 13 in the evening and staying till Sunday. Suggestion is Friday - let's all get fugged up like red assed monkeys jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

This most specially for Andyman, Sunny and Val: Kristen is back next week, so we will organize something ahead of time and all go out. This of course includes all you ladies who were out with us at lunch today AND hopefully Roy. Sunshine - Kristen says: "If Sunny is not willing to drive into town we shall kidnapp her and dump her in a car and bind her by the ankles" - Kinkyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Hey Val!! (It's Kristen) Sorry we missed you at lunch. It was so cool to meet Eener, Cora and Craichead. Everyone was soooo sweet. I might or might not be leaving town tomorrow morning. We hadn't planned on a wild night out but would be cool to grab a drink or something lowkey. Let us know if you want to do anything. If not tonight then I may have to stay an extra day.

Nope...she is protected by Smith&Wesson and mine....ALL MINE!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275