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  1. Damn girl....two babies in five weeks? If you keep it up you guys will overpopulate the plane fast jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. It's an ugly one I must say. Did the Chinese design that shit? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. Vinny, we should start therapy without wasting a minute...or a drop! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. Well I am sure gas prices will go upt to $27 per gallon tomorrow. Good that I switched my car to burning bullshit. With the amount that is floating around I should have free fuel for the rest of my life jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  5. jraf

    WIERD!!!

    Thats luck all right! I sneezed today at the dry cleaners. The lady at the counters ludly sad 'God bless you' I responded - 'He might as well start blessing me, cause he's been fucking with me for 37 years now' jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  6. jraf

    WTF

    Yes, but the elders of Brush, CO pray to a gun totin' NASCAR drivin' Jesus! And that's what makes them righteous! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. Dude, Rio is not in Europe, it's in Portugal. What??? And I thought Rio was in Texas! I meant Rio de Janeiro in Zimbabwe of course. Its right on the border with Nepal jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. Clay your ass will explode!!! So take it like a man, take youe rig and a GPS and try to choose a good spot, cause brother you are about to become an RPC (Rocket Propelled Clay). Remember to head towards the sunset.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  9. The nicest part of Europe is Rio de Janeiro - highly recommend it. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. jraf

    New Family Member

    You kids...you make me sick! You should be ashamed of yourselves - where the hell have you been...you worthless bums jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. 22 galons/260 miles = 11.81 mpg. I want my turbodiesel back! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. Its a tumor! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. Children, I'm so old that I used to hang out at the beach with Jesus...you know scope out the babes, walk water...all that shit. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. They are ok as long as you don't wait too long to jump Wheeeeee...my favorite soap opera is on!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. Yeah...It looks awfully lika a nice two pin BASE. Any towers in Kansas? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. C'mon - throwing yourself down the harvest silo is a form of extreme base jumping jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. I like the duality of meaning in my version jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. Sorry, correction: It was Remster Bummer! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. That is so cool - I just got the 'Taking my time to learn skydiving' thread locked. I'm DA MAN! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. Wiederhole: Erst wenn Du frei bist, kannst Du fallen! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  21. Hey dude...you are a tough guy, you should get a fast rig...you know, like a 108 foot eliptical. Get it for your A License...it will do you good. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  22. Oh, where are my Pappenheimers? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. Nix gelesen, nix geahnt, lieber fahre ich Trabant! Besser ist aber die Lada, in der tanzt man gut Lambada. Doch am besten ist die Volga, wenn ich hintern sitz, mit Olga! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. I thought it was eradicated in the 19th century. How did you get it? Was it sexually transmitted? Are you seeking treatment? I hope you recover soon. Haben Sie Wasser im Klo? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  25. Guten Tag mein Kuhlschrank. Ich habe Schweineohren. Die alte Buechse gehort mir. Haben Sie wasser im Klo? Wir wollen zusammen Gaense pfluecken. Koennen Sie mir helfen, ich hab' mein Sinn verloren. Wir wollen verbrauchtes Motorenoel trinken. Ich verstehe Bahnhof!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275