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  1. Actally Austrians taste better flayed and seared...with plenty of salt And by the way, what is an imerialist? I usually add some honey to my Austrians, cause they normally are very sour. What you need is Wienerschnitzel with Hungarian Goulasch and some Turkish delight at the end! (imerialists are a lower version of imperialists) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. Now that's a good girl jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. Hey, don't spoil my reputation or else they will think I am a serious citizen or a VP of a downtown Chicago consulting firm or something even worse jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. You imerialist swine....hands away from Turkey! Next thing you know you will deep fry an Austrian! And that with the little black moustache and all! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  5. Ma voiture c'est un chevre. Je suis tres cordon rouge jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  6. Ouie, ouie mo petit dejuneur...Bon soir mon armoir..! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. Oh Geeez...hey everybody...explain to my little yellow friend here that I am a well known racist and member of the Montana Millitia as well as the Illinois Nazis pssttt...JRaf....the person that said that isn't a "little yellow friend." Damn..you mean it is not the new reincarnation of Kato? He will not jump out of the fireplace or the pantry to attack me with a karate move...? Well in that case I wiull drop the fake French accent and my artificial mustache (Doo yoo have a rrrhooom??? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. Clayman...you worry me...you don't nearly get shot buying a watch, you nearly get shot stealing one ferkristsake!!! What have they done to you out there??? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  9. Oh Geeez...hey everybody...explain to my little yellow friend here that I am a well known racist and member of the Montana Millitia as well as the Illinois Nazis jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. Clay, You don't buy a real Bulgari watch for $30. If it was stolen even a half witted fence will want a few hundred bucks minimum. The thing with the motion of the sweep handle is bull shit too - the Chinks put very cheap mechanical movements into the fake Rollo's they manufacture. Want to buy a good watch - buy it at a decent jeweler in the US. BTW. you will get the best deal if you buy second hand and bargain hard! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. Hey whazzzup bro! Let me know when you plan on going to a DZ so I will make it over jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. You will notice an email address at the end of the article. This is what I sent her: "Natalie, Should you have the opportunity, please extend my congratulations to the Trent Lott International Airport leadership in Moss Point. I am sure that Skydive Gold Coast was a horrible disruption to airport activities! By shutting down the only drop zone in Mississippi the Jackson County authorities give us one less reason to leave money in their state. Skydivers are a traveling folk. We visit different drop zones and enjoy jumping in new places. The scraggly looks we assume on the weekend dies not mean that we are vagrants. Quite to the contrary, we are involved in a very expensive sport. We are both good earners as well as good spenders. When we travel to visit friends at other DZs we stay at local hotels, eat at local restaurants, purchase small gifts, tank up our cars etc. Of course we also leave a lot of money at the DZ we are visiting – in other words we support the economies we visit. I see the impact of skydiving on our economy in central Florida. Skydivers from all over the world come to enjoy the year round jumping weather and outstanding sports facilities. I am sure that Mississippi is better off without us. I am sure that Skydive Gold Coast will survive at a different location that will appreciate the money we bring. I am also sure that the Jackson County officials could not care less about the jobs their constituency will loose. All I can do is shake my head in disbelief and wonder about the awesome power of human vanity. Warm regards," jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. Happy Birthday Vincenzo! How does it feel to be older than most trees jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. Meaning the official end of WWI. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. At least it seems that you guys know what Nov. 11th stands for! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. Yes Clay...they don't make armor plated bikes with 152mm gun turrets yet. I would place my bets with multi-fuel turbine engines if I wre you jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. No wine...corona...rooftop jacuzzi...downtown orlando! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. Why is he beating around the Bush? Beer gives you better perspective! *** Perspective about what? Like lowering your inhibitions and waking up next to a woman you wouldnt be caught dead in public with? Next time you call me 'bitch' sonny...better watch your ass. Gawd I love fresh meat! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. How about not drinking and driving. What is sooo hard about that? If you drink-dont drive. Simple concept to me. I would be more than happy to be the designated bitch for a night to keep my buds out of jail or in the worse case alive! Who the fuck is this guy? Why is he beating around the Bush? What's wrong with him. Beer gives you better perspective! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. Actually this is a picture of two 19 year olds in Tver, Russia - drink on children jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  21. Damn...so much stuff gone to waste jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  22. jraf

    JUMP PRICES

    ZHills just raised their price to $22 per jump. Sucky, sucky jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. I'm just sharing my dog experiences...some people love them cause they sleep on the couch and some people love them cause they taste good. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. No. I actually ate my dog. It was tasty. Now I'm fattening up another one. This one is a chinese mut with a black tongue. Looks very digestable. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  25. With GPRS, once you turn your service on you get emails in real time. You can simultanously talk on phone, browse the web and receive emails...just like your computer would. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275