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It's all good. I lately saw a show on National Geographic about India. There a nice middle manager from one of the newly opened offices of a multinational corporation would wash his face daily before work with cow urine. He would also drink it. He was joined by other seemingly civilized individuals. He claimed that he has "been konziuming cow urin fur feefteen yearz now and eet eez verytasty" I guess having a car and laptop computer does not make you civilised. Oh well... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Clay...first of all FUCK YOU. Don't they let you out from the green zone to get your hands on some of them skinny sheep they hace out there? Second of all...Fuck you and lay off Corona. I actually like it and believe me after cleaning 'you know who's' car for 6 hours in 105 degree heat a corona tastes better than anything. Then again the only lime you get out there must come from the UK Thirdly...FUCK YOU and listen: "A tourist lost in the Ozarks finds a shepherd with a herd of sheep. The shepherd just happens to be banging one of the sheep with gusto. The tourist has been deprived of sex for about two weeks and as he looks the sheep look more and more sexually appealing. So after the coutry boy has finished his proceedings he walks over and offers him $20 to do it with one of his sheep. Sure enough the shepherd gladly obliges and the tourist finds himself banging a nice wooly sheep. Then he sees the hillbilly laughing his ass off. 'Crap' thinks the tourist 'he tricked me and now I look like an idiot fucking a sheep!' So he interrupts his coitus animalis and yells 'What's so fucking funny...what the FUCK IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!' The shephers answers with a tangy Arkansas brawl: 'Boy...you had 200 sheep to chose from, and you took the ugliest one!" jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ahhhhh...you guys are small time handlers. My best kill was a cow killed with a WWII potatoemasher. I had no idea if the chemical fuse would work i.e. give me any delay at all. It did work fine and the cow was very dead. (for further info - I was 15 at the time and we found a case of 'em potatoemashers in an abandoned earth bunker. Joys of spending time in Europe!) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

a) The picture is genuine...it was published a couple of months ago in the 'rest room reading' publications b) She probably went on a tandem jump and bought a closing pin c) Then again who knows, the Czechs are a pretty sporty nation. Someone write to Skydive Klatovy and ask if Petra Nemcova went through AFF there jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

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"1) I am constantly amazed at the number of people who will talk on their cell phone while pumping gas even when the sign right on the pump says NO CELL PHONE USE. I guess most people are ignorant of the fact that it is dangerous but having personally witnessed a cell phone call set off an explosive charge that was a few feet away accidentaly,I have no problem seeing how it could be an issue at a gas pump." Whoooooow...either you were in Faluja (cell phones double as exquisite remote control power sources for detonators), or you were watching "Die Hard VII - the cell phone massacre". It is quite impossible to cause a detonation otherwise...and before you say anything about it...I kinda know what I am talking about jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Actually I want to see it to find out what and why happened. I dive and want to understand what technical reason was there for the attack. I suppose you all watch videos of people getting hurt while skydiving. Aside for the obvious carnage corner amusement, they do have an educational value jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Resposnes that contain uncivilised language never carry any wieght. I have written to her as a skydiver and as a member of the USPA. This is not only Cross Keys issue. I find it insulting that such generalizations be used. I am originally from PA and don't need my parents or my kids reading such statements in the press. This was uncalled for. I am sure the owners of Cross Keys will take care of themselves. I am defending skydivers in general and myself in particular jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

and hence my response: Dear Ms. Yant Kinney, While I appreciate your colleague publishing the mentioned article, it is fair to state that your article suggest multiple frequent cases of intoxicated jumpers. Any reasonable person will agree to that. I am sure that there were many DUI arrests in Cross Keys lately, yet you have not suggested that some drivers drive drunk. I am sure that some drive naked too, not that that poses any hazard to anyone else but themselves. What you fail to address the facts is baffling to me. You may have made a genuine mistake. After reading your article the public will now perceive us as naked drunks plummeting to our deaths through the air and taking aim at neighboring schools, hospitals and nursing homes. We as a group and as an association disagree with your false picture of us. Please remedy your mistake to our satisfaction. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Here her latest reply: Dear Ralf, Please see the July 14, 2005 story by my colleage, Wendy Ruderman, in which she accurately reported that the Louisiana man who died in 2004 after jumping at Freefall had a Blood Alcohol Level of .16 - twice the legal limit. Monica Yant Kinney jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

This is how I replied to her: Dear Ms. Yant Kiney, Please accept the fact that practically any sport may end in violent death. Once again, please note the logic – vehicular traffic may also result in violent death where the unsuspecting public at Cross Keys may become victims. Pray suggest a solution to that. Your article did not upset me. I was taken aback by its lack of logic and your ease using untrue statements and seriously bending the facts. You will have noticed that I have copied my mail to both Glen Bangs the Executive Director of the USPA as well as William Schachner my regional USPA Director. I will be discussing with them as to appropriate actions with regards to your article. This is a free country in which you can write and publish what you want. Skydivers are however a strong group represented by the USPA, a strong organization. We as a group have every right to take action when frivolous and slanderous publication is made about us. Once again my suggestion is that you issue a public apology. I feel violated by your statement about skydivers jumping drunk. You portray an untrue picture of a sport and of our organization. Warm regards, Now I suggest that we put our money where our mouth is and do something about it. I definitely intend to! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

She wrote back: Dear Hans, I'm sorry you and other skydivers are taking this column so personally, but the facts are the facts. Your sport, while exhilerating, can and occasionally does end in violent death. And in those rare occasions, an unsuspecting public around Cross Keys becomes as much the victim as the jumper's friends and family. Thanks for reading and weighing in. I appreciate both, especially when my columns make someone upset. Monica Yant Kinney jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I wrote to her: Dear Ms. Yant Kinney: I must admit that I was very sad after reading your article “Skydivers too Close to Comfort” posted in the Philadelphia Inquirer on September 12th, 2006. I am sad because what I read lacks logic and also contains some very disturbing and untrue statements. Let me address the most preposterous claim you make when you say that “Skydiving, as you might imagine, attracts a wild crowd. Some jump naked. Others, drunk.” Dear Ms. Yant Kinney, I challenge you to find any recent reports of skydivers jumping under the influence of controlled substances. Your statement is based on your very erroneous perception of the sport based on, I presume, very poor Hollywood productions. If you know anything about skydivers jumping drunk, please immediately notify both the Federal authorities as well as the USPA. If you do not know of any such case, then please be so kind as to publicly apologize for misleading your readers. “Back in 1984, when Freefall took flight, the area was fairly rural” is your statement about the neighborhood that the Cross Keys drop zone is situated in. In other words I may presume that people who decided to settle there knew about the existence of the skydiving operation and bought their homes at their own free will. I also presume that the skydiving operation leaves a lot of money in the community in taxes, purchases at local stores and gas stations as well as hotels. So why do you want us to leave? Going along your logic, you should definitely ban the use of automobiles in the area. After all some drivers take their cars for a leisurely spin and cause horrible, bloody and deadly accidents. God forbid our children should see that on a Sunday afternoon. Skydiving, just as skiing, motorbike riding, boating, rock climbing, biking, surfing, kayaking and so on, is an outdoors activity. As with every outdoor activity, sometimes you get hurt. Please research how many people yearly get seriously injured in the United States mowing their lawns. Perhaps we should forbid that too, or do it when others can’t see? Skydiving is a wonderful sport. We do not plummet to our deaths we partake in a group sports activity. You have brakes in your car or on your bicycle, we have parachutes. You will find a cross section of society in the skydiving world from lawyers to soldiers, from priests to mechanics. It might seem to you that we are a wild bunch because while engaging in our favorite activity we are loud and joyful. So are skiers or boaters and even people who play pool. Though I am well versed in the art of reading, I fail to find a logical conclusion to your article. What were you truing to say? Why were you trying to say that? One of our own has died. He was neither naked nor drunk. He died while engaged in his profession which also was his passion. A tandem student died with him. That is very tragic, but once again nobody forced him to do that. As a matter of fact he was well advised of the risks and made an educated decision to go ahead with the jump. Nobody on the ground was hurt. On other hand at least two tourists died on rides at Disney World here in Orlando this year. They did not sign a waiver yet died as a direct result of the violent rides. Perhaps you should call for shutting down Disney World? Warm regards, jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

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