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Yeah - what Germ said: We had everything agreed with the pilots. They knew what was going on and agreed to the way we loaded the plane. It says noimore than 10 on the tailgate: there were 9 and the vidiot. It says no more than 18 behind the red line: there were in fact 16 - last row was in fron of it. Yes the last row may eat the tailgate, but the instigators of the jump were there and we were well aware of the risk and had a plan on how to avoid it. It seems our plan was well thought through. There were no people with leg stowed pilot chutes on the jump. Everybody was advised to check gear before getting on the plane, and several times on the plane. Everybody did a thorough gear check brfore the jump. All jumpers had several hundered jumps and all jumpers were informed of the risks and how to react. Because the briefieng was so clear and repeated so many times, everybody reacted properly when things went to hell. Everybody had a great time (am I right guys?) The CASA did not stall and and flew on to successfuly let other jumpers out on the same run. Everybody landed safe and quite happy. There was a cracked helmet and a bruised knee, but then again that was to be expected and it was mentioned in the briefing. We could have stalled the CASA, we would have all died during the jump, we could have been struck by lightning, we could have all turned blue, one of us could have won the lottery and someone might ha ve gotten pregnant...now please let me know what else could have happened jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Hey, lay off the organizers... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Honest car salesperson? Helloooooooo....helloooooooooo!!!!! Who do you take us for. The only honest thing in a car salesman is his honest greed. Good try though jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

A baby snake and a baby bunny are both blind. They have no idea what they are, so the snake says: 'Hey friend, maybe if we feel each other we will find out what we are?' 'Great' says the bunny 'go ahead, start!' So the baby snake feels his friends and says: 'You are soft and fuzzy and furry and you have a funny furry tail and long ears - you must be a bunnyy!' 'Wheeeeeeee' - cries the bunny -'that so cool, now let me feel you!' And as he proceeds he says: 'You are cold and slimy and generally unpleasant - You must be a lawyer!' jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Man, you look ugly! And who is the dude thats holding you? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Very, very nice car. I hope they follow through with it. Its in the best tradition of really appealing american cars. Has character and style - pretty....shiny! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I have a 16" gun in my back yard. I find concealing it troublesome - i always need a lot of camo net jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

So you liked my Magic Carpet Ride, huh? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Oren, let's better not name it Theo's - remember what happened to the real Theo's it would be better that we not encourage our NRA friends (myself included) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

And they have really ciil riots too! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I would like to appologize to all for you appologizing to all. It is out of character and must have been alcohol induced. Sober up, and get normal again man! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Pray explain...how is it exactly the you SPEED on your Segway in Manhattan? Was there an epidemic of the Ebola virus and people just decided not to leave home? You may be moving forward on the device, trying to avoid pedestrians or cars, but puhleeeaaase don't tell me you speed on it. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

He is not at peace, neither with his God, nor with his God's mother jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Seems like you have it out already. It's the same fiddle and the same tune you've been playing for the last 3 years. Yawn... You and I together...d2s2 (different day, same shit) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Quit thinking. It hurts and does not have a future jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Oh..how magnanamous of you...let me take my fiddle out....cry me a river.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Hey man you guys are missed here. Come back, someone has to help me change diapers! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

1. That was very low of him 2. Magnanimity is a trait of the great 3. He was affraid that if he let her be hired he would show a weakness ie: 4. He has mistaken being magnanamous with being weak ie: 5. He is in fact risk averse, which is not good in a creative manager. 6. It was a gamble - he did not take it and has thus besmalled himself. Serves him right jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yes, it is a present of Gorge W. Bush to the people of the persian gulf - check the gas prices lately? What George W. gave us here in the US of A is WalMart full of low quality Chinese goods. Nothing made in America. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

You're a little uglier in real life, but in general it looks like you jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Man...let me tell you about the cost of splitting and then child support. If you think that ring was expensive, think again... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Driving an SUV actually requires brains. Then again lets differenciate between a soccer mom SUV and a fully developend on road/off road vehicle. My Disco II has a curb weight of 6,300 pounds. Rain or shine, snow or wind it takes considerably longer to stop than most cars half the weight. It has a permanent 4x4 with a central differential block when needed. This is good when you know what you are doing. If not a permanent 4X4 may be a liability to you. I have 255X65 R16 XPC M+S Michelin tires, just regular tires that Land Rover puts on the car. I will take on any H2, jeep or any othe car any day in bad weather. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

1. Apply C4 evenly over zit (about 3/8 inch thick - you can mold it like a pancake) 2. Insert fuse 3. Forget spreading wire to safe distance 4. Press button on igniter 5. Observe the cool explosion from above 6. Let us now what the afterworld is like jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

An even better method: 1. Apply C4 evenly over stain (about 3/8 inch thick - you can mold it like a pancake) 2. Insert fuse 3. Spread wire to safe distance (depending on size of stain) 4. Press button on igniter 5. Observe the cool explosion 6. Get general contractor to build new house jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I was thinking of something more like this. Very dignified! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275