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Don't drink more than 2 or 3 shots at one sitting. Otherwise you will have a whoopin' hangover the day after (Mabe all the beer chasers is what caused my hangover?) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Learning to skydive - taking the time to do it right
jraf replied to Ragnarok's topic in The Bonfire
*If you don't like working 15 hour shifts, you should have won the lttery *If you don't like being shot at, RPG'd and being under mortar fire you should have never joined the army *If you wanted to keep the wife at home, you shoulde have stayed at home ...so stop winning and say something that makes sense...oh yeah! You're buying a new suit - that's a good start jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 -
Crappy American beer!?!?!?!? Kleines, hattu schon unsere reichlich angebotene Microbrew Biere probiert? (Erst wenn Du frei bist, kannst Du fallen) Prost! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Dude...you have some really serious issues... ...if you need psycholigical advice call: 1 900 FOR HANS I will help you deal with pain and will take all your money - this way you won't have to worry about people tampering with your rig
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Convention...It will not last till october...then again I guess neither will skydiving seasson in Minnesota jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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OK...I guess there are no skydivers in MN.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Yeah...the Greman Polizei...I had some contact with the guys at Praesidium 1 (precinct 1) at Koeln. We had a lengthy intellectual conversation, we exchanged POVs and then the next morning I went home. My stomack was beaten behind my spine, but one of them had a pencil imbedded in his arm and a couple of others were missing teeth and hair. Real fun stuff!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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St. Paul, MN Skydivers...you are so screwed if any of you are there... I will be working a project in the Twin Cities in August. Any of you lousy buggers out there? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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its easy...'Lick Me' jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I thank you in the name of all the people of Iraq! May Allah give all your fallen friends 77 virgins when they reach heaven. May he also give them the 144 Mothers in Law the virgins come with as well as all their PMS. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Immediately have the bitten limb amputated. This way you will quickly and efficiently get rid of the problem jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I'm working in Atlanta...anyone want a temporary room mate?
jraf replied to marcandalysse's topic in The Bonfire
I'll give him my references too... (Gawd, why would anyone want references from me?) Not East, not West - Marc is the best. Whoever takes him in - treat him well!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 -
Mr. Cabone - all the best to you and a happy B-Day (hopefully you will have a drink of something better than that gawd-awfull non-alcoholic beer you usually chug) Mrs. Carbone - once again thanks for the coffee before Janine opened her place - it saved my day. See you guys soon at ZHills!!! Hans jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Tasty shark...very tasty!!!
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Smoking weed is a good deed! Burning hay makes my day! Grass is good, better than food! Using dope gives you hope! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Considering the Thought Police is everywhere and immediately ereases anything of novelty or value - I tend to agree with you. Its all D2S2 on dz.com nowdays...blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablavlablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla..... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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So do I! I just enrolled into the Evil Medical School last year. Five more years and I will get my E.D. It is then, that as the one and only true Dr. Evil I shall take over the WORLD!!!! Clay, which continent do you want to be governor of? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Ohmegawd! Very friendly girls in Jordan? Clay have you switched to camels now? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Clay, what do you want... the chemical fuse is not extremely precise. You have about five seconds. Maybe three...maybe eight... anyway I would not really take my time with the positioniing of the potatoemasher! Run...RUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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You want to use a 'potatomasher' hand grenade. *You unscrew the metal cap on the end of the wood handle *You pull on the cord attached to the metal cap *Cord brakes the glass ampule with the chemical fuse - you now have about 5 seconds till detonation *Place the hand grenade under the pizza box *Leave the building expeditiously *After detonation - look for the one patricular bit of pizza that suits your fancy in shape and size. !!!IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! You don't need to heat the pizza up. It will war up from the detonation. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Dude...to aproach a patient with an unknown yet cool accent you need to say: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK! Then they will immediately understand! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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So I rented this awesome skydiving movie last night - the title was 'Cutaway' jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Small dogs are great! They are usually soft and tender. Personally I like them in a nice ginger/garlic sauce with jasmine rice. Yummy!!!
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Wise decision...my buddy runs the Pierre Cardin franchise in Prague (read: knows every female model in town) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275