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Well the question of the Reds is an interesting one. The last places that true communism still exists are Cuba and North Korea. Do you thing that the greenees will report me to Kim Jong Il and Fidel at the same time? Besides we need to notify Tom Ridge - this web site is obviously an Al Kaida/Communist conspiracy geared towards corrupting the most progressive and influential minds in the world - skydivers. Just think: the Head of the Site is Red - obvious commie, just ask the ever living spirit of Joe McCarthy. All his helpers are green - not only the color of Islam but the color of Osama's skin. Don't let yourselves be fooled - be aware. The enemy is listening. All wheels turn for the victory of the reich! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Now you have to wonder - not getting posts locked but furtively deleted by unknown individuals. Spmething must hurt there. I feel my mission has been acomplished, shit has been stirred again This is now twice in the last two days that a post of mine has been deleted. Thank you oh fine Green Giants for making my day. May your righteous ways guide you through the fogs of life and steer bad influences like me away from you. Hail Greenness and all that goes with it. And may you not be mistaken for food by grazing plant eaters. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yo MiniVern - screw it, pay it, forget it and don't get caught again. And sice that would be a first - BEEEEER!!! - will rip it off of you when I'm back at ZHills, you juvenile delinquent, you jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

You filthy bastards...so we are sitting here at Janine's in ZHills and drinking wine, beer cognac and eating Alysee's Apfelstrudel. Did a Pitt Special inverted jump today and a couple of other....had fun in ZHills as always.....hehehehehehehe....so how you buggues doin'? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I occasionaly get to use guns. Preffer hand grenades though. Just my choice jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Can you clean carrotts and do dishes? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

That in Johnson City, TN is a bi-annual income. And remember that the fellers Daddy was his Uncle as well jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Oh Mundi you bad boy - we still have to hold our battle of chefs. This time I come in force, Misskriss cooks great too and brings three prep cooks with her jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Duuuuude....you going to be at ZHills this Friday? Well so am I. Does that answer your question as to how it will be? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Biplane jump on Friday for me. Can't wait. And to answer the question that was asked: Yes we need to support our skydiving habit jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I am just listening to my Chinese co-worker from Brussels, Belgium run at her mouth. She is so clueless it hurts. Someone give me a 45 ACP jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Speaking of - time to read the morning paper jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

...dogs and cats living together. Things are strange in this serious NASDAQ establishment. 1. I made my own blend of coffee (the Starbucks they serve us sucks) and am serving it with honey to everybody 2. Laura Beth is making waffles in the middle of the office floor in little electrical devices (hooked up to the network power supply of course) she brought from home 3. Deborah and Mariam are blowing up baloons - don't ask me why 4. Chad is trying to have a conversation with a customer in Europe - no success its too loud in here 5. Jasna is sending me pictures of post party victims (some sported on this forum previously) Jasna is going for her first tandem at ZHills over Xmas 6. Jon is pretending he is working and is observing all this with fear in his eyes 7. Jarod and Keith are throwing a punch ball all over the office 8. Every available language is spoken and the females are real excited about the arrival of two real Italians last night (here to stay) That is how my day started - have a good one jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Lets see if we can get this thread locked: Who do you think I should aggrevate jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well she is a crap Christian if she can't withstand the temptation. Just an oppinion who had his ass shaven last Friday jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I want Misskriss for Xmas

Have not seen the video yet, but will make more good material this Thanxgiving jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I did forget to put a PG-13 rating on it. Sorry jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Grega brother - DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT have your ass shaven - It's like with Samson: you loose your powers with your hair jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ohmegod, Misskriss and I were really naughty this weekend.....so I drove out to Virginia Beach on Friday to meet with my sweetheart, who you all obviously know. We have not seen each other for a few weeks and hunger took its toll so we decided to go to eat some Italian food at Il Jordino’s on Atlantic Avenue. Sure enough the Bacchanalia started and wine was flowing in our bodies. We had a few glasses of domestic white for starters and then two bottles of splendid Barolo to accompany our chicken. Nice food great conversation and excellent wine went on for quite a while. We felt rejuvenated by the dinner and decided it would be a good idea to visit the Oceana Naval Air Station Officer’s Club….and things went down hill from there…. As we drove towards the OClub (me hoping to start a decent bar fight with one of our best) we passed a sobriety check that was just setting up…probably missed it by 30 seconds. Now we did have some wine in us so it was probably better that VA Beach police has not stopped us. Oceana Naval Air Station was heavily guarded and as it is the workplace of a certain ladies ex hubby we decided to be inconspicuous. The fine young sailor at the gate requested our IDs. Kristen gave him her military ID and I gave him something. The guy asked who I am, so Kristen said I am her brother. So the guy asks if I have the car papers, which I could not find. So he proceeded to ask whose car it was. I responded that it was my brothers. So he said he thoughts I was Kristen’s brother to which Kristen responded: Yes, he is my cousin and we are going to get some pot roast for him. Now where Misskriss got the pot roast idea, I don’t know but the kid had horror in his eyes. Finally he said: Ma’am please work with me here so we can resolve it. I by chance found the car registration and my License, because I haven’t even noticed I gave the kid my medical insurance card. Having a half appropriate set of documents and a couple of obviously semi sober individuals, the sailor decided to admit us onto the base. Sadly enough the OClub was closed, so no bar fight for me. However to my joy a group of officer’s wives were painting cat paw marks on the sidewalk – how cute. I started to walk on the marks and they all shouted: ‘Don’t walk on fresh paint’. I decided to honor their work so I took of my pants and sat my naked rear end in the black paint and then mooned the noble matrons. Kristen said: ‘oh we have to get a picture of that do you guys have a camera?’ to which the stupid goats responded ‘No, no, our husbands would not appreciate it’. I think they were a bit scared. So the paint was drying to my jeans and we decided that the evening would not be complete without getting a little kinky and visiting the sex shop right in front of the Naval Base gates (after all what Naval Base can function without a sex shop). We entered the fine establishment and started to casually browse when we noticed two kids (about 22-23 years of age) in long black matching trench coats. Kristen also drew my attention to a dildo the size of a tree trunk. We started laughing and I said that it would not be possible. Obviously one of the trenched individuals overheard my jovial remark and responded: ‘Yes it is, I have a video where a woman does it’ By now the paint on my ass was dry and pulling my ass hair out painfully, so we decided to go to the hotel and consummate the evening. Taking of my jeans was painful enough as some hair parted with my derriere. In the shower Kristen said she could remove the black paint of my ass, but the vision of my asshair being plucked one by one was way too painful so I shouted: ‘Just shave it, shave it all off’ and so she did. Next morning I woke up with a hangover and a severe case of razor burn on my ass. I accused Kristen of abuse to which she responded that she was only following orders. To that I could only say: ‘That is what all the Nazi war criminals said at the judgment at Nurnburg’. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

The party is at ZHills and just look for the most abnoxious loud mouthed, self indulging disrespectful asshole in Tent City. I will greet you there jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well dear you know me - some of 'em might catch a full moon out there jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well I certainly am ready for the challenge. Bring it on!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Let's sell Iraq to the North Koreans. In about six weeks there will be a shortage of sand, camels and oil there. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Let's get drunk and do something REALLY stupid!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275