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  1. Duuude, I hate to say it but my ass is much better. Ask the crowd at ZHills. It weas on display many a time jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. The real problem with the Irish is that they pretend to speak English. Did I mention that the Little People on that island are real mean? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. Of course you are my friend. Can you buy me a beer? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. I would not start with global thermonuclear warfare unless you are willing to loose your job. a) start sending your resume out and interviewing, when you have a few good ones on the scope, then send the letter b) start out with a conversation regarding your raise. Be persistent but gentle. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  5. It all has to do with the beer-goggle factor. People usually get pregnant when young. In college you drink beer and cheap booze, so you are used to it. Then you graduate, try to be an urbanite, go to a happy hour on friday, drink a few glasses of wine and....whooops, the whale from the office below looks so attractive..... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  6. jraf

    No WMD report

    A guy I knew and a ver good buddy of my brother was too fast. Rafael Naveda was too fast in Iraq and drove on to a trap land mine a couple of weeks ago. He was so fast that he left a wife and three small children behind. He re enlisted because he could not find employment in our fabulous economy. Our troops have not found the WMDs but lots of them found their death. For fucking what I ask? Why do I have to go to benefits for friends who have fallen in the name of some politicians sick ambition? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. jraf

    fuck ya'll!

    bad bucky, bad bucky, we don't use such foul language at zhills!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. Scott no offence but there are three defficiencies: 1) his jump suit is not fashionable and will be hard to find if he has an injury on an off landing 2) he has a gun - I keep my gun in the car as to not endanger my fellow skydivers in free fall. After the beer light goes on it's a different story 3) He has to jump for a living. I live for jumping. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  9. Skydive Pennsylvania apparently has a Beach 99 with an Otter exit so I should survive the sorrow of parting with the Green Otter. Why did they put wood gym benches iside the Beach though. Is the floor not enough? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. It was a tough one. Poverty is making me move to Pittsburgh where my brother will put me up. I said good bye to my friends last night. This was a year that has changed my life. Met the best and most sincere people in the world. Met people who had no hidden motives in their friendship. Met people who made sure I stayed alive and well through this year and who tought me all I know about skydiving. Met people who tolerated the annoying person I am. Skydive PA here I come!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. Happy birthday....duuuude why did you not mention anything. We would have had a beer together! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. It actually is and tonight will be rowdy....whooohoooo...my woman lent me cash for the gas, my friends donated jump tickets and a rig...I'm outta here...WOOOOHOOOOO I'M GOING JUMPING!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. jraf

    Fly Fatty

    Yup and it comes right of the Evening News of the 1 Chanel of the most xenophobic of all countries - Poland jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. Stacy, they are my parents. They have lived with my little stunts for 35 years now. I dont think they will be impressed with just swooping the pond. I would have to swoop it with a stolen cop car while sttting my own farts on fire and singing a Johnny Cash song while blowing up the bunker with a stash of M80s jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. My Dad is an expert on criticizing everything and anything I do. My Mom is an 'I told you so' master. So she calls up and says: 'I have good news. Your Dad and I decided to go for this romantic road trip and stop at all the scenic places from Pittsburgh to Key West. We will be in Orlando on Monday' That is when I heard Hell's Bells in my ears jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. Yeah I guess things could be even worse, but I preffer them to get better. They will get a lot worse on Monday though - my parents decided to drop by for a visit - eeeeeeeek jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. Yes things could be worse, though I don't know if wingnut is it Thank Gawd I have two brothers who support me, a loving woman who is there and a bunch of friends around me. Guys, thanks for your support
  18. Your divorce went bad? Does that mean you are still married to your ex If not it obviously was a full success. Never mind the money. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. I must say that the IRA was left with the ex. Would have a hard time cashing it cause its not mine anymore. I do have a load of debts though. And I have to figure how to get to Zhills. Thank god I have one jump ticket left and enough food in the refrigerator to last me till Monday. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. That would be a solution however: a) I have two healthy hands that can work. I have a brain that is also healthy (in a professional environment only though) and it also can work. The only thing I am lacking is the work itself. b) I think begging in Armani sunglasses might not work. Signs of glory past jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  21. I would gladly shoot the bastard. Child abuse has no place in my book. However, if you damage him, you might as well head south of the border right now. Definitely he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Definitely his stuff should wind up on the curb tonight. There is nothing illegal about it. He should be out of the house ASAP. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  22. True I could, but the effect would be the same. I would have some cash but Kristen would shoot me She knows where the gun is, and it just happens to be under her side of the bed. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. Yeah, but to hook it I need to get to Zhills first. I have plenty of ammo at home though...makes big holes in you but is rather unspectacular jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. I just went to the bank, deposited the last check I had and my account currently stands at $-1.45. I am thinking of putting myself out of my mysery. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  25. We shall see after sunset on Saturday - might be really unsafe!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275