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We are working on that. Sadly the legal process for divorce in Virginia is lengthy and painfull. Ferdi you are a fine human being for implying that a woman who marries me becomes honorable. I just call that mad jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Hey love I for once am happy - I will have no second thoughts when I tell my mother in law to go and get me a six pack of Pilsner Urquell at the SevenEleven. Does feel kinda odd that my mother in law will be younger than my wife though. Then again what do I care...a woman took everything I had already, only I was lucky enough to learn about it while I was still relatively young. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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What do you mean reasons. I am a self professed beach/DZ bum and don't feel like working. Horrible poverty has made me accept a life guarding position at a well known Theme Park/Resort. I however revolt against the capitalist swine. GIVE MEEEEE MONEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Clay you are sooooo right. When you drink you have your beer goggles on. Hence, women and alcohol don't mix well. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Bad, bad Stacy - I am as handsome as ever....mmmmmmm, sexy me To all you fellow members of the underprivileged species - yes my land line has been turned back on after a brief 5 days of hackling about the finances. My power goes off periodically, but I always manage to pay before the ice cream melts in the freezer. All you moved by my hard life and quietly sobbing in the corner are wellcome to make a cash donation to the "Keep Hans Happy Fund". jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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The Pentagram jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Well I was not naked this time, I was wearing my cook's apron. Igor has video. Should be good. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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A flok of Birdman jumpers was observed taking off from the ground after reading a short Werner von Braun book on rocket ballistics. Got them to altitude in less than 10 seconds and that at the price of only $4 for lunch plus a few minor burns around the....propulsion hole jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Nac, the devil you say? Well the wrath of hans was unleashed on Saturday when I made the lunch special: Chicken, beans, onions and jalapenos in a fajita wrap. Air traffic controll thought the Ottor was burning due to the cloud it was dragging out of the open door Revenge of the mad cook! I am a brave bastard though and myself got onto sunset load. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Ha ha! Just as you all were relieved and thought that I have passed into oblivion I am going to shatter your blissful ignorance. I AM BACK!!! Better, Faster and Meaner than ever, the Hans returns. I'm back and with me, total chaos, mass hysteria, dogs and cats living together.....beware jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Lover I stopped thinking of life without you. Smile and be of good thought. Everything will be just fine. Love you. h. (I guess it is public knowledge by now) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Guys, this is a wonderful discussion but I am all for the all white prom! We are talking about rural Georgia here right? Well thay are all sisters and cousins anyway. You can not blame them for wanting to have a family only prom. After all their Daddies are their Uncles jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Dude I am like completely naturally blond and stuff, and I still am telling you that skydiving is like not extreme... . jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Having done about everything else aside from surfing it was time for skydiving. Found ZHills on the Florida.com web site. Signed up for AFF, went to grab a drink at the Orlando Ale House on Kirkman and wound up drinking well over 12 beers. Next day at 11 AM phone rings asking if I will make it to the DZ. Well I was supposed to be there at 8 AM so I figurted next week. Next week I drove out friday night to be there on satyrday morning, drank a six pack at the DZ and woke up more or less (I think less though) in time for the AFF course. Too much wind that day though. That evening drank about 10 beers went to sleep. Next morning I woke up, did refresher got on the plane and exited at altitude. There were two strange guys flying around me, but OK it's not my private air space. I was scared shitlless, but I paid for it. Now I know what to be scared of. The jumping is nothing. The drinking at the DZ is REALLY scary! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Dude, like I don't know about surfing, looks totaly narly and stuff, but skydiving like is not an extreme sport. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Love I will stay on the phone with you and will go to bed real stinky jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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No I am an Asthma Hound Chewawa and my best friend is a stupid fat cat! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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....sooooo tiered....I think I will just lay in this tub and think pleasant thoughts: Chicken pot pie! Choooockolate covered raisins!!!! GLAAAAAAAAAAAZED HAAAAAAM!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Are you sure. I am convinced we need the ammonia at the end? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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c'mon ya'll tell me something more exciting! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Of course lover, but the more we practice the better the baby will be
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Yeah...who says that it's all for real. I just want to make Kristen a baby...nothing else jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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OK ladies...Yo'all have to excuse me. There in not one uncool mamasita on this web site...I just voted for the one I love
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Not far from Jet Fuel (you don't even want to know how C17H21NH4 is made) and definitely not has an superincreased effect of red bull. And it by NO means is LSD jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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OK Travis my man we will go 50/50 on this one: alfabetically: Jumpergirl/Misskriss J for you M for me. Peace? Both by far awesome! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275