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  1. "me too. thanx asshole." --------------------------- Not a problem - choke, Bitch. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  2. Someone gave me a piece of paper today at work with like 100 lines on it. Each line is a clue, such as: 7 = D in a W (7 days in a week) 88 = K on a P (88 keys on a piano) Without investing a bunch of time, I stumbled on half a dozen of them. They are: 200 = D for P G in M 8 = S on a S S 1000 = W that a P is W 64 = S on a C B (seats on a city bus??) 21 = D on a D 15 = M on a D M C Anybody know ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  3. Holy Shit, it takes me 3 or 4 years to make that kind of money !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  4. "That simple fear caused death" ------------------------------------------- I'm thinking the ludicrous amounts of dangerous chemicals this moron ingested caused death. The others' fear prevented them from DELAYING it. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  5. (NSFAA) = not safe for anyone, anywhere. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  6. "[05:24] 360mg (of methadone) is a LETHAL OVERDOSE" - on top of all that other shit he ate - sounds like he was shootin' for a dirtnap. That "dude" is a robot. "Additional information: Brandon's handle in the chat is 'ripper.' Pnutbot is not a person, it is an automated chat robot programmed to respond to certain keywords." ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  7. There's almost as much saline on deck as there is under the boat. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  8. If you want it for your wallpaper, here's a version without the text. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  9. Wow, this thing has been posted like, 10 times. I feel like me and that chick's ass go way back. . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  10. That must have been some boring streaming video. Now CHAINSAWS or EXPLOSIVES make for good video. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  11. I wanted to reply to this thread, unfortunately - I've deleted my web browser files. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  12. Already Cooked. . . . . . . Service call of the month from a Baltimore Gas & Electric residential customer .. BGE received a call from a customer saying: "My power is out. When you come to fix it be sure to bring a truck with a tall enough bucket to remove the deer". The customer service rep prudently trying to gather helpful information to help diagnose the problem asked, "What deer"? The customer replied " There is a deer on top of one of the electric poles on Wilkes Rd about 1/2 mile west of perimeter Rd". The customer service rep tried desperately to pull herself together and not laugh in front of the customer and replied" We will dispatch someone right away to investigate the power outage. Thank you for the call". Upon completion of the call, the customer service rep proceeded to share the funny story with her coworkers in the office and they all had a good laugh. Well, low and behold, the serviceman who repaired the problem stopped by the customer service office the following day with the attached pictures. Sure enough, the poor deer had been hit by a train & landed on top of a distribution feeder pole! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  13. I bought the DVD simply because it has more exit and aerial footage than any other movie I have ever seen. Unfortunately it is rare to see more than 5 min. of "flight" in most action flicks. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  14. "Burn, Burn, Burn, that ring of fire. That ring of fire." -------------------------------------------------- I wonder if Johnny wrote this the day after Hot Wing Nite ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  15. I love to waterski, but this looks like it could get messy. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  16. In a very similar incident, two persistent Jehovah's Witnesses almost took up residence in a shallow grave (behind my garage). ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  17. DYEVOUT

    for the women

    A little voice said "don't look at this thread" but could I listen? NO, NOT ME!! Please excuse me while I go wash out my eyes with gas. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  18. "I've played with a Ruger SuperHawk before...now THAT was fun." ------------------------------------------------------- If you mean Super Red Hawk (and I think you do), Did it look like this? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  19. Oops, shit. Sorry about the link, I copied the URL while I had the stats up, but it takes you to the S&W search page. S&W claims this thing has 3 times the muzzle energy of a .44mag. Anyone know how it stacks up against the .475 & .500 Linebaughs? Haven't seen loading data as of yet. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  20. Have you guys seen this little cutie ? http://www.smith-wesson.com/products/firearms/results_output.cfm I'll stick with my .44mag (this thing costs a grand) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  21. "I know I could never do it." --------------------------------- Never say Never. Giving the first one back was pretty tough, but it gets easier (its not an option, the dog is the property of, and registered by The Seeing Eye) Observing a "completed" animal being put through it's paces also put a different perspective on things. Not to mention the fact that if we got our own puppy everytime my lovely wife wanted one, we'd have 300 dogs!!! Plus it give my big dog a hobby (as a chewtoy) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  22. UUUUMMMMMMMMMM. . . . . . BOOBIES. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  23. You should not have to feed (or talk to) a $250.00 per night girl. . . J/K ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  24. "after he tells you that he got the puupy drunk and stapled him to the carpet" ------------------------------------------------------ Hey, JT Where you been? Good to see you got blue (blew?) The staple thing crossed my mind, but it was easier, less noisy and less messy to give 'Cuda (my yellow lab) a few bucks to lull her into a false sense of security, hypnotize her, and after pretending to fall asleep with her - get out of the way for the shot. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  25. Hi Diva We haven't seen any flakes yet (eastern PA), but they're callin' for a bunch. This lack of altitude is a large bummer. I wish I could afford to fly down to Florida and finish AFF. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."